A Mathematically Perfect Redemption

Episode 125

Friday 20 September 2024

In a beautiful arboreal village on a distant planet, a handsome bird man holds up a small pineapple-sized robot and stares lovingly into her optical sensors.

Star Trek: Lower Decks

Series 3, Episode 7

Stardate: Unknown (2381)

First broadcast on Thursday 6 October 2022

This week, a mathematically perfect recurring villain gets her own episode of Star Trek, and we discover how much fun the show can be without all that relentless moralising, just moments before we also discover how much fun it is to watch a villain get her comeuppance while some dunderheaded bird people shake off the dead shackles of a stupid tradition.

Recorded on Tuesday 17 September 2024 · Download (44.6 MB)

Star Trek: Lower Decks

Bread and Circuses

Episode 124

Friday 13 September 2024

Two shirtless sixties-hot gladiators, ready for a bout,  looking slightly embarrassed about their fake-ass shields.

Star Trek: The Original Series

Series 2, Episode 25

Stardate: 4040.7

First broadcast on Friday 15 March 1968

In hoc episodio, cum nautae astronavis Enterprise ad Urbem Aeternam pervenissent, brevi tempore magister Kirk amicos suos in harena certantes spectavit, passerem garo elixum gustavit, ancillam formosissimam futuit, postremo festinanter discessit. Sed dum navem solvit, cognoscit se testem fuisse novam religionem pacis ac fraternitatis oriri.

Recorded on Tuesday 10 September 2024 · Download (64.7 MB)

Star Trek: The Original Series

Empok Nor

Episode 123

Friday 30 August 2024

We're on DS9's sister station, Empok Nor. It's dark, but looming out of the darkness is the sweaty, clammy face of a very angry Garak: behind him, out of focus, is a distressed-looking Nog.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Series 5, Episode 24

Stardate: 50901.7

First broadcast on Monday 19 May 1997

This week, Deep Space Nine does the best that it can with a slasher horror premise involving four redshirts and some murderous Cardassians, including beloved secondary character, plain, simple Garak. Fortunately, no one suffers any long-term ill-effects — except for the people who are no longer around to complain, I suppose.

Recorded on Tuesday 27 August 2024 · Download (69.5 MB)

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

In a Mirror, Darkly
In a Mirror, Darkly, Part II

Episode 122

Friday 16 August 2024

Mirror T'Pol and Mirror Archer are facing off on the Enterprise bridge. T'Pol has long blond hair and is wearing an embarrassing version  of the horrid Enterprise coveralls, which reveals much more of her midriff than any reasonable person would regard as acceptable.

Star Trek: Enterprise

Series 4, Episodes 18–19

Stardate: Unknown (2155)

First broadcast on Friday 22 April 2005
and Friday 29 April 2005

The finish line is in sight this week for Star Trek: Enterprise, and so it’s time to throw out the rulebook and have some fun for a change, with a preposterous farrago of fan service that remembers at least that one of our most important jobs is to be enjoyable and entertaining. T’Pol starts wearing a miniskirt and Archer drinks some poisoned champagne, and, frankly, we couldn’t possibly be happier.

Recorded on Tuesday 6 August 2024 · Download (119.3 MB)

Star Trek: Enterprise

Deja Q

Episode 121

Friday 9 August 2024

It's Q, lying on the carpet on the floor of the Enterprise bridge. He's naked, with a wicked grin on his face.

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Series 3, Episode 13

Stardate: 43539.1

First broadcast on Monday 5 February 1990

As private parts to the gods are we! They play with us for their sport!

Lord Melchett, Blackadder II: Chains

A defrocked god appears on the bridge of the USS Enterprise and wanders around being much more fun than anyone else aboard. (Apart from Whoopi Goldberg, obviously. And maybe Brent this week.) A solid outing from TNG’s Imperial Phase.

Recorded on Tuesday 30 July 2024 · Download (69.2 MB)

Star Trek: The Next Generation