Star Trek: Generations

Episode 55

Friday 23 December 2022

Picard and Soran stand facing each other, lit by sunlight streaming in through the windows of Ten Forward.

Star Trek Movie #7

Stardate: 48632.4

Release date: 1994

Star Trek: Generations is a Christmas movie, but more than that, it’s the moment when Star Trek: The Next Generation makes its first tentative and ultimately unsuccessful step into the venerable movie franchise. Julian Bashir’s crazy uncle has a horrific plan to get to heaven by killing a bunch of people we don’t see and don’t care about, and can only be stopped by two middle-aged white guys clambering over some gantries or something. Oh, and the Enterprise crashes and the whole crew is killed. Happy holidays, everyone!

Recorded on Monday 12 December 2022 · Download (135.5 MB)

Star Trek movies

Manhunt

Episode 54

Friday 16 December 2022

Lwaxana is sitting at the dinner table in her quarters, staring fixedly at Data, who is talking to her very boringly. Picard is sitting with them. In the background, Mr Homn  yawns ostentatiously.

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Series 2, Episode 19

Stardate: 42859.2

First broadcast on Monday 19 June 1989

Our writers are on strike this week, and so we’re just going to mark time until we reach the end of this blurb. When an uncomfortably horny Lwaxana Troi beams aboard the Enterprise, a series of events happen, culminating at last in the episode’s closing credits. Mick Fleetwood guest stars as a fish.

Recorded on Monday 5 December 2022 · Download (71.9 MB)

Star Trek: The Next Generation

The Trouble with Tribbles

Episode 53

Friday 9 December 2022

That famous shot of Kirk standing under the overhead doors  of the storage compartment, up to his chest in a pile of  tribbles. He looks annoyed.

Star Trek: The Original Series

Series 2, Episode 15

Stardate: 4523.3

First broadcast on Friday 29 December 1967

In one of the best episodes in Star Trek history, our show learns very early on that it can shoot for ridiculous and hit funny and entertaining. What more can we say? It’s brilliant.

Recorded on Tuesday 29 November 2022 · Download (73.2 MB)

Star Trek: The Original Series

Second Skin

Episode 52

Friday 2 December 2022

We see the reflection of Kira staring into the mirror in disbelief: she's a Cardassian.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Series 3, Episode 5

Stardate: Unknown (2371)

First broadcast on Saturday 24 December 1994

Stardate 46519.1: Surgically altered to appear Romulan, Marina Sirtis wakes up on board the Romulan Warbird Khazara looking as fabulous as she has ever looked and starts threatening an increasingly cowed Carolyn Seymour. The result — one hell of an enjoyable episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Eighteen months later: Surgically altered to appear Cardassian, Nana Visitor wakes up on Cardassia Prime looking incredibly striking, but her rich backstory, the show’s increasingly involved premise, and her willingness to just go for it as an actor — all of these combine to make one hell of an enjoyable and satisfying episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

Recorded on Wednesday 23 November 2022 · Download (65.5 MB)

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

The Siege of AR-558

Episode 51

Friday 25 November 2022

In an extremely dark picture, you can just about make out Avery Brooks peering over a rock with a massive plastic phaser rifle in his hand.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Series 7, Episode 8

Stardate: Unknown (2375)

First broadcast on Monday 16 November 1998

This week, it’s time to ruin everyone’s fun, as Nathan declares that a Deep Space Nine fan favourite is an artistic failure, and compares it unfavourably to Take Me Out to the Holosuite. Is he crazy, or is it the whole damn system that’s crazy?

Recorded on Monday 21 November 2022 · Download (60.8 MB)

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine