Justice

Episode 61

Friday 10 February 2023

One of the Edo, a scantily-clad man with an exposed belly-button and a completely tucked dick, is standing between Yar and Troi. Yar appears to be looking off camera at her agent, wordlessly pleading with him to get her out of this stupid show. Troi is looking disdainfully at him.

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Series 1, Episode 8

Stardate: 41255.6

First broadcast on Monday 9 November 1987

Together at last for the first time, Joe and Nathan find themselves on Planet of the Horny but Unattractive White People, faced with a moral dilemma that wouldn’t challenge a slow-witted five-year-old. Ah, we have fun, don’t we?

Recorded on Friday 10 February 2023 · Download (68.6 MB)

Star Trek: The Next Generation

The Least Dangerous Game

Episode 60

Monday 30 January 2023

In a corridor on the USS Cerritos, Boimler is lying on the floor with war paint on his face, a bowl on his head, and a spear through his left shoulder. Kneeling but still looming over him is a huge and terrifying monster with pointed teeth and a formidable array of weapons strapped to his back.

Star Trek: Lower Decks

Series 3, Episode 2

Stardate: Unknown (2381)

First broadcast on Thursday 1 September 2022

A game of Bat’leths & BiHnuchs takes a surprising turn, as Mariner and Boimler make some very important decisions: Mariner is going to be less insubordinate, while Boimler is going to boldly take opportunities he has never taken before. But soon Mariner finds herself ignoring Ransom’s orders and plummeting from an orbital platform to save her crewmates, while Boimler plays some springball, joins a Bajoran dirge choir, models nude for a figure painting class, and is finally hunted through the ship by a monster for sport. And we all learn a valuable lesson, except Boimler, who learns a stupid one.

Recorded on Monday 30 January 2023 · Download (45.0 MB)

Star Trek: Lower Decks

Darkling

Episode 59

Friday 20 January 2023

Kes and the Doctor are standing in a tavern on an alien planet: Kes looks at the Doctor in horror: he is a bestial version of himself, a hunch, tousled hair and terrible teeth.

Star Trek: Voyager

Series 3, Episode 18

Stardate: 50693.2

First broadcast on Wednesday 19 February 1997

Flushed with the success of its previous attempt at Gothic Horror, Star Trek gamely tackles the genre again, as the Doctor’s experiments with the parameters of his program inevitably lead to a high-concept holographic version of The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, with all of the creepiness towards women that that implies. Aggressively mediocre.

Recorded on Monday 16 January 2023 · Download (65.8 MB)

Star Trek: Voyager

Demons
Terra Prime

Episode 58

Friday 13 January 2023

T'Pol is looking at someone off-screen. She looks dirty and tired, and she is holding a small baby in her arms.

Star Trek: Enterprise

Series 4, Episodes 20–21

Stardate: Unknown (2155)

First broadcast on Friday 6 May 2005
and Friday 13 May 2005

Enterprise is reaching the end of the long road that brought them from there to here, and before we say a final goodbye, we’ve just got enough time to foil a charmless racist demagogue who wants to destroy our future — a future based on co-operation, openmindedness and mutual respect. It’s just like the present day, really, only the good guys win. Oh, and Trip gets to punch a racist in the face.