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The Galileo Seven

Episode 84 · Friday 6 October 2023

We're on an alien planet a green sky and rocky outcrops made of chicken wire and papier-mâché. The shuttlecraft Galileo, has landed here. Behind it, but towering over it, is a large apelike creater. He is holding a polystyrene rock above his head, about to bring it down on the roof of the shuttlecraft.

Star Trek: The Original Series

Series 1, Episode 16

Stardate: 2821.5

First broadcast on Thursday 5 January 1967

When a metal box containing seven strange creatures lands outside his village, gentle giant Oleg (Buck Maffei) leaves a pregnant wife and an ailing mother in his humble yurt and trudges off to present the creatures with his people’s traditional gift of welcome — a set of giant novelty spears. This simple act of hospitality is met with violence, and soon matters escalate despite Oleg’s repeated attempts to appease the newcomers’ anger — giving one an affectionate hug, offering the others his precious polystyrene boulder, and finally trying to hold down the box when the wind threatens to blow it away. A heartrending story of faith and hope in the face of indifference and cruelty. Five stars.

Episode 84: The Galileo Seven

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Star Trek: The Original Series

Equinox
Equinox, Part II

Episode 83 · Friday 29 September 2023

Harry is standing at his station on the Voyager Bridge. He is facing a small, airborne, lizard-like creature which is baring its teeth at him. He is pointing a phaser at the creature and looking like an actor unsure of where his line of sight should be.

Star Trek: Voyager

Series 5, Episode 26 / Series 6, Episode 1

Stardate: Unknown (2375, 2376)

First broadcast on Wednesday 26 May 1999 and Wednesday 22 September 1999

Moral dilemmas abound in this week’s season finale of Star Trek: Voyager. Is it permissible to kill a bunch of people if you miss your bus home? Is it permissible to shoot Slimer from Ghostbusters in the face if he’s intent on drinking all of your precious bodily fluids? Is it permissible to torture Rick Worthy if you’re having a really bad day? And it is obligatory to endow the characters in your Star Trek show with clear and consistent motivations?

Episode 83: Equinox / Equinox, Part II

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Star Trek: Voyager

The Price

Episode 82 · Friday 22 September 2023

Beverly and Deanna are in a gym on the Enterprise standing in front of a mirrored wall. They are doing stretching exercises, dressed in the most horrendous sparkly leotards imaginable.

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Series 3, Episode 8

Stardate: 43385.6

First broadcast on Monday 13 November 1989

Comfort food this week, as Star Trek: The Next Generation tries and fails to create a romantic comedy about an exciting new space wormhole. Deanna learns a valuable lesson about the dangers of enjoying herself, some Ferengi learn an urgent lesson about paying attention to their GPS, and the rest of us learn a timely lesson about straight, white American men in the late 1980s. We still have fun though.

Episode 82: The Price

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Star Trek: The Next Generation

Rocks and Shoals

Episode 81 · Friday 15 September 2023

On a sunny day, two Jem'Hadar warriors are standing on a cliff, looking out to sea.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Series 6, Episode 2

Stardate: Unknown (2374)

First broadcast on Monday 6 October 1997

Star Trek goes outside this week, for a top-tier episode in which Sisko and Kira are both confronted by radical integrity and self-sacrifice in the face of overwhelming opposition. Solid and memorable.

Episode 81: Rocks and Shoals

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If Memory Serves

Episode 80 · Friday 8 September 2023

We are on the surface of a rock planet, and we can see a shuttlecraft in the distance. Michael Burnham is here. She bends over to take a closer look at some delicate blue flowers.

Star Trek: Discovery

Series 2, Episode 8

Stardate: 1532.9

First broadcast on Thursday 7 March 2019

The second season of Star Trek: Discovery comes to a climax as Spock commemorates Star Trek’s first pilot by taking Michael to Talos IV so that they can both stand around a bunch of singing flowers, weepily recounting their formative childhood traumas. Meanwhile, Paul and Hugh are not the first people to experience difficulties maintaining a romantic relationship after one partner has died. Anyway, Nathan has fun, even if no one else does.

Episode 80: If Memory Serves

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Star Trek: Discovery