Empok Nor

Episode 123

Friday 30 August 2024

We're on DS9's sister station, Empok Nor. It's dark, but looming out of the darkness is the sweaty, clammy face of a very angry Garak: behind him, out of focus, is a distressed-looking Nog.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Series 5, Episode 24

Stardate: 50901.7

First broadcast on Monday 19 May 1997

This week, Deep Space Nine does the best that it can with a slasher horror premise involving four redshirts and some murderous Cardassians, including beloved secondary character, plain, simple Garak. Fortunately, no one suffers any long-term ill-effects — except for the people who are no longer around to complain, I suppose.

Recorded on Tuesday 27 August 2024 · Download (69.5 MB)

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

In a Mirror, Darkly
In a Mirror, Darkly, Part II

Episode 122

Friday 16 August 2024

Mirror T'Pol and Mirror Archer are facing off on the Enterprise bridge. T'Pol has long blond hair and is wearing an embarrassing version  of the horrid Enterprise coveralls, which reveals much more of her midriff than any reasonable person would regard as acceptable.

Star Trek: Enterprise

Series 4, Episodes 18–19

Stardate: Unknown (2155)

First broadcast on Friday 22 April 2005
and Friday 29 April 2005

The finish line is in sight this week for Star Trek: Enterprise, and so it’s time to throw out the rulebook and have some fun for a change, with a preposterous farrago of fan service that remembers at least that one of our most important jobs is to be enjoyable and entertaining. T’Pol starts wearing a miniskirt and Archer drinks some poisoned champagne, and, frankly, we couldn’t possibly be happier.

Recorded on Tuesday 6 August 2024 · Download (119.3 MB)

Star Trek: Enterprise

Deja Q

Episode 121

Friday 9 August 2024

It's Q, lying on the carpet on the floor of the Enterprise bridge. He's naked, with a wicked grin on his face.

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Series 3, Episode 13

Stardate: 43539.1

First broadcast on Monday 5 February 1990

As private parts to the gods are we! They play with us for their sport!

Lord Melchett, Blackadder II: Chains

A defrocked god appears on the bridge of the USS Enterprise and wanders around being much more fun than anyone else aboard. (Apart from Whoopi Goldberg, obviously. And maybe Brent this week.) A solid outing from TNG’s Imperial Phase.

Recorded on Tuesday 30 July 2024 · Download (69.2 MB)

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Into the Breach, Part I
Into the Breach, Part II

Episode 120

Friday 2 August 2024

Standing outside Starfleet Headquarters in Los Angeles, dressed in their prep school uniforms, are Rok, Murph, Dal, Jankom and Zero. They look surprised to see something.

Star Trek: Prodigy

Series 2, Episodes 1–2

Stardate: 61859.6

First broadcast on Monday 1 July 2024

Star Trek: Prodigy is here for a second season, bringing our crew back together and sending them off on an epic mission aboard the USS Voyager. It’s Star Trek: Voyager as you’ve never seen it before, but it would be cruel of us to say why. (Hint: we both think it’s really good.) Also appearing: the two best Roberts, which is quite exciting.

Recorded on Tuesday 23 July 2024 · Download (73.2 MB)

Star Trek: Prodigy

Meridian

Episode 119

Friday 26 July 2024

Dax and some completely nondescript white guy are kissing in a sunny park.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Series 3, Episode 8

Stardate: 48423.2

First broadcast on Monday 14 November 1994

This week, Deep Space Nine serves up a Star Trek: The Next Generation episode, in which a respected female character undertakes an ill-advised heterosexual romance with a creepy and unattractive white guy, which makes her look like an idiot. Meanwhile, over in the B-plot, Quark and Jeffrey Coombs try to get hold of some deepfake celebrity porn of Nana Visitor.

Recorded on Tuesday 16 July 2024 · Download (68.2 MB)

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine