Episode 153
Friday 9 May 2025
Star Trek: The Original Series
Series 3, Episode 12
Stardate: 5121.5
First broadcast on Friday 6 December 1968
A series of urgent production catastrophes this week, as we arrive at Paramount Studios with no set, no lines for our female guest star, and a script with no story and no plot. Can these omnipotent bum-headed aliens help us out?
Episode 152
Friday 2 May 2025
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Series 3, Episode 21
Stardate: 44769.2
First broadcast on Monday 29 April 1991
This week, Jean Simmons strides imperiously onto the Enterprise bridge, accompanied by her executive assistant, her scary stenographer, her daddy issues, and a terrifying sense of self-righteous rage. Unmissable.
Episode 151
Friday 25 April 2025
Star Trek: Enterprise
Series 3, Episode 23
Stardate: Unknown (2154)
First broadcast on Wednesday 19 May 2004
It’s the second last episode of the Xindi arc, which can only mean one thing: a big, dumb spectacle in which we’re all trying to prevent a bunch of lizards wearing slinkies from hurling a massive lethal wiffle ball into planet Earth. Fortunately, Connor, Jolene and Billingsley are here with some acting for us to enjoy as well.
Episode 150
Friday 11 April 2025
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Series 6, Episode 7
Stardate: 51247.5
First broadcast on Friday 10 October 1997
This week, Worf and Jadzia celebrate the triumphant 150th episode of Untitled Star Trek Project by setting a date for their wedding, holding one fun party and one excruciating one, punching a future mother-in-law in the face, calling off the wedding, calling it back on again, and having sex with that handsome young lieutenant from the USS Sutherland. Or was that last one just us?
Episode 149
Friday 4 April 2025
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Series 1, Episode 26
Stardate: 41986.0
First broadcast on Monday 16 May 1988
This week, Joe and Nathan are woken from 380 years of cryosleep to discover that the world has changed forever: the ship’s captain isn’t friendly and welcoming like Captain Stubing, some of their ports of call have been scooped in their entirety off the surface of the planet, and those people in that scary green cruise ship over there look very unfriendly indeed.
Episode 148
Friday 28 March 2025
Star Trek: Voyager
Series 1, Episode 16
Stardate: 48846.5
First broadcast on Monday 22 May 1995
Two B-plots on Star Trek: Voyager this week, each one more forgettable than the other. In the A B-plot, Tuvok is unreasonably mean to four obnoxious misfits, while the B B-plot is somehow about cheese.
Episode 147
Friday 21 March 2025
Star Trek: Discovery
Series 2, Episodes 13–14
Stardate: 1050.8
First broadcast on Thursday 11 April 2019
and Thursday 18 April 2019
The whole of Discovery Series 2 has been leading to this: a baffling and possibly ill-advised decision to catapult the show 930 years into the future. (Spoiler: it turns out better than we could have dared to imagine.) On the way though, we get to experience breathtaking CGI, some vertiginous camerawork, and more heartfelt and prolonged emotion than the entire history of the franchise to date.
Episode 146
Friday 14 March 2025
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Series 5, Episode 6
Stardate: 45208.2
First broadcast on Monday 28 October 1991
This week, it’s The One Where the Entire Crew is Taken over by an Orgasmatronic Video Game. Oh, and Wesley’s back as well. It’s Star Trek, at the very top of its (don’t say it) Game.
Episode 145
Friday 7 March 2025
Star Trek: Lower Decks
Series 5, Episode 2
Stardate: 59376.9
First broadcast on Thursday 24 October 2024
Everyone learns a valuable lesson this week: Boimler learns about the perks and perils of being the fun boss, Tendi learns what it takes to be a kick-ass swashbuckling aunt, and T’Lyn learns why, how and how much Rutherford and Tendi love each other. Even the gardener bot gets a little arc. (Good for him.)
Episode 144
Friday 28 February 2025
Star Trek: Voyager
Series 6, Episode 25
Stardate: Unknown (2376)
First broadcast on Wednesday 17 May 2000
This week, Star Trek remembers that its two most important jobs are scaring children and giving us hope for the future. It doesn’t do either of these particularly well in The Haunting of Deck Twelve, but the whole thing is fun and confident enough to entertain us for forty-five minutes. And sometimes that’s enough.