Star Trek: Lower Decks

Cupid’s Errant Arrow

Episode 40 · Friday 12 August 2022

Boimler and Mariner are on either side of a glass specimen cylinder looking at its contents — a tiny toothy little grub with tiny scythe-like arms. It seems a bit cross about being captured.

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Series 1, Episode 5

Stardate: 57601.3

First broadcast on Thursday 3 September 2020

It’s another episode of Lower Decks, and amidst all the quick-fire jokes and impressive visuals, we learn Another Valuable Lesson: sure we love treaties, Tellarites, timelines and the exciting new T88 model tricorder, but what we’re really here for is hang time with people we love and the sheer joyous ridiculousness of it all. Live long and prosper, friends!

Episode 40: Cupid’s Errant Arrow

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Crisis Point

Episode 88 · Friday 10 November 2023

On the bridge of a Klingon Bird of Prey we see Mariner dressed as B-Grade Star Trek villain Vindicta, with Tendi and Rutherford flanking her, dressed as pirates. At the conn is Shempo, a pale skeletal boy who looks a lot like Brad Boimler.

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Series 1, Episode 9

Stardate: Unknown (2380)

First broadcast on Thursday 1 October 2020

This week, Joe and Nathan work on their most pressing psychological problems by smashing the ship’s counsellor’s favourite bonsai, storming off to the holodeck, making fun of the Star Trek movie series, and playing the most violent (and possibly racist) video game in the history of the franchise. Everything turns out for the best, though, because good friends forgive, and they’ll always have time to hang out and admire the warp core.

Episode 88: Crisis Point

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Mugato, Gumato

Episode 56 · Friday 30 December 2022

A mugato — a white, horned gorilla — sits at the edge of a cliff in an alien forest. He seems to be rubbing the horn on top of his head for some reason.

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Series 2, Episode 4

Stardate: 58036.4

First broadcast on Thursday 2 September 2021

This week, Star Trek: Lower Decks does what it does best: plumbing the depths of the franchise’s weirdest moments to produce something fun, entertaining, and sympathetic to its ideals. Which is why we get to root for some underappreciated and frequently mispronounced alien monsters, and why those two beautiful nerdy men, Boimler and Rutherford, get to save the day not with violence, but with a PowerPoint presentation and some maths.

Episode 56: Mugato, Gumato

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Where Pleasant Fountains Lie

Episode 196 · Friday 14 August 2026

We're in Chief Engineer Billup's quarters. On his bed are a hot young man and a hot young woman in skimpy black underwear. In front of them stands a naked Billups — we can see his back and his bum out of focus in the foreground. They are staring at his crotch, impressed.

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Series 2, Episode 7

Stardate: 58109.3

First broadcast on Thursday 23 September 2021

Even as the sun with purple-colour’d face
  Had ta’en his last leave of the weeping morn
  Prince Andy Billups knew his proper place
  Starfleet he loved, but love he laugh’d to scorn:
    His doting mother makes amain unto him,
    And sends her prettiest guards at once to woo him.

Episode 196: Where Pleasant Fountains Lie

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I, Excretus

Episode 8 · Friday 24 December 2021

Marriner and Freeman sit at the bar on the Cerritos.

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Series 2, Episode 8

Stardate: Unknown (2381)

First broadcast on Thursday 30 September 2021

It’s Star Trek’s most terrifying crew evaluation since Coming of Age: the crew of the USS Cerritos confront a ridiculous alien from Star Trek: The Animated Series, the Terran Empire, medical ethics, an unconvincing Old West set on the Paramount lot, the plot of Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, the Borg, complex strings of water molecules which acquire carbon from the body and act on the brain like alcohol, hexagonal crates in the cargo bay, and the plot of Star Trek III: The Search for Spock. But more than anything, they confront the need to work together and respect each other. Because this is — and of course it is — Star Trek.

Episode 8: I, Excretus

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