Alice

Episode 156

Friday 30 May 2025

A young woman, Alice, in a slate grey jumpsuit is standing in a turbolift. She is looking at us with wide staring eyes.

Star Trek: Voyager

Series 6, Episode 5

Stardate: Unknown (2376)

First broadcast on Wednesday 20 October 1999

Sometimes everything just comes together — a dull script, routine design, a generic score, perfunctory direction, an uncharismatic leading man and a guest star’s strange and flaccid performance. Meanwhile, on Star Trek: Voyager, Tom screams at his long-suffering girlfriend after falling in love with a car or something.

Recorded on Tuesday 27 May 2025 · Download (70.3 MB)

Star Trek: Voyager

The New Next Generation

Episode 155

Friday 23 May 2025

Hero shot of the Lower Deckers standing in the turbolift, lit dramatically from below: Tendi, Rutherford, Mariner, bearded Boimler and T'Lyn.

Star Trek: Lower Decks

Series 5, Episode 10

Stardate: Unknown

First broadcast on Thursday 19 December 2024

This week, we witness the ascension of Star Trek: Lower Decks, as it finishes its run on television and becomes a show fuelled by interdimensionality itself — decoupling its superpositions and spriralling off into an infinite number of unseen quantum possibilities. It’s funny and heartwarming and visually arresting, of course, and we can’t imagine what life would be like without it. Engage the core!

Recorded on Tuesday 20 May 2025 · Download (54.3 MB)

Star Trek: Lower Decks

Fully Dilated

Episode 154

Friday 16 May 2025

Tendi and T'Lyn are on an away mission to Dilmar III, and so they have Dilmarian orange skin and blue hair, and big blunt horns protruding from their foreheads. They are sitting down, tied up back to back. Tendi looks pretty pissed off

Star Trek: Lower Decks

Series 5, Episode 7

Stardate: 59499.6

First broadcast on Thursday 28 November 2024

This week, Tendi and T’Lyn learn the usual Star Trek lesson about co-operation and competition, Boimler and Rutherford learn that Starfleet uniforms are less absorbent than is sometimes necessary, and Mariner learns that the real Inner Light experience comes from the friends (and murderers) we meet along the way. And Data shows up too, is just as delightful and wise as we always expect him to be.

Recorded on Tuesday 6 May 2025 · Download (44.9 MB)

Star Trek: Lower Decks

The Empath

Episode 153

Friday 9 May 2025

In the middle distance, Kirk, Spock, Bones and a beautiful but completely passive woman are walking past a row of perspex tubes into a dark void. Watching them, their backs to us, are two tall aliens with domed, hairless heads with visible buttock cleavage at the base of their skulls.

Star Trek: The Original Series

Series 3, Episode 12

Stardate: 5121.5

First broadcast on Friday 6 December 1968

A series of urgent production catastrophes this week, as we arrive at Paramount Studios with no set, no lines for our female guest star, and a script with no story and no plot. Can these omnipotent bum-headed aliens help us out?

Recorded on Tuesday 6 May 2025 · Download (73.7 MB)

Star Trek: The Original Series

The Drumhead

Episode 152

Friday 2 May 2025

Jean Simmons as Admiral Norah Satie, looking like she has just realised that she has completely destroyed her career. (Satie, not Simmons.)

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Series 3, Episode 21

Stardate: 44769.2

First broadcast on Monday 29 April 1991

This week, Jean Simmons strides imperiously onto the Enterprise bridge, accompanied by her executive assistant, her scary stenographer, her daddy issues, and a terrifying sense of self-righteous rage. Unmissable.

Recorded on Tuesday 29 April 2025 · Download (71.3 MB)

Star Trek: The Next Generation