You Are Cordially Invited

Episode 150

Friday 11 April 2025

Looking as handsome as hell, Worf and Jadzia, dressed in deep red and wearing metal circlets, kiss at the end of their wedding ceremony.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Series 6, Episode 7

Stardate: 51247.5

First broadcast on Friday 10 October 1997

This week, Worf and Jadzia celebrate the triumphant 150th episode of Untitled Star Trek Project by setting a date for their wedding, holding one fun party and one excruciating one, punching a future mother-in-law in the face, calling off the wedding, calling it back on again, and having sex with that handsome young lieutenant from the USS Sutherland. Or was that last one just us?

Recorded on Tuesday 8 April 2025 · Download (69.5 MB)

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

The Neutral Zone

Episode 149

Friday 4 April 2025

In the Voyager mess hall, Neelix is presenting Tuvok with a plate of  fluorescent green cheese. Tuvok raises an eyebrow.

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Series 1, Episode 26

Stardate: 41986.0

First broadcast on Monday 16 May 1988

This week, Joe and Nathan are woken from 380 years of cryosleep to discover that the world has changed forever: the ship’s captain isn’t friendly and welcoming like Captain Stubing, some of their ports of call have been scooped in their entirety off the surface of the planet, and those people in that scary green cruise ship over there look very unfriendly indeed.

Recorded on Tuesday 1 April 2025 · Download (72.4 MB)

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Learning Curve

Episode 148

Friday 28 March 2025

In the Voyager mess hall, Neelix is presenting Tuvok with a plate of  fluorescent green cheese. Tuvok raises an eyebrow.

Star Trek: Voyager

Series 1, Episode 16

Stardate: 48846.5

First broadcast on Monday 22 May 1995

Two B-plots on Star Trek: Voyager this week, each one more forgettable than the other. In the A B-plot, Tuvok is unreasonably mean to four obnoxious misfits, while the B B-plot is somehow about cheese.

Recorded on Tuesday 25 March 2025 · Download (62.0 MB)

Star Trek: Voyager

Such Sweet Sorrow
Such Sweet Sorrow, Part 2

Episode 147

Friday 21 March 2025

In the far, far distance, the USS Discovery is flying up into the massive wormhole that will take them 930 years into the future.

Star Trek: Discovery

Series 2, Episodes 13–14

Stardate: 1050.8

First broadcast on Thursday 11 April 2019
and Thursday 18 April 2019

The whole of Discovery Series 2 has been leading to this: a baffling and possibly ill-advised decision to catapult the show 930 years into the future. (Spoiler: it turns out better than we could have dared to imagine.) On the way though, we get to experience breathtaking CGI, some vertiginous camerawork, and more heartfelt and prolonged emotion than the entire history of the franchise to date.

Recorded on Tuesday 18 March 2025 · Download (138.9 MB)

Star Trek: Discovery

The Game

Episode 146

Friday 14 March 2025

We're in the turbolift. Wesley is on the left, dressed in civilian clothes, looking across at Nurse Ogawa, looking dreamily into the distance and smiling, probably because of the gaming headset she's wearing.

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Series 5, Episode 6

Stardate: 45208.2

First broadcast on Monday 28 October 1991

This week, it’s The One Where the Entire Crew is Taken over by an Orgasmatronic Video Game. Oh, and Wesley’s back as well. It’s Star Trek, at the very top of its (don’t say it) Game.

Recorded on Tuesday 4 March 2025 · Download (69.9 MB)

Star Trek: The Next Generation