A Night in Sickbay

Episode 48

Friday 14 October 2022

Porthos is alone in a big, empty, blue-lit decontamination room. He is sitting quietly, because he is a very good boy.

Star Trek: Enterprise

Series 2, Episode 5

Stardate: Unknown (2152)

First broadcast on Wednesday 16 October 2002

Our mission this week — to boldly rehabilitate an unjustly maligned episode of Star Trek: Enterprise. After more than a season of being aggrieved and obnoxious, Jonathan Archer is suddenly confronted by the need to apologise to people, sometimes with his shirt off. Meanwhile, Porthos is a very good boy, even when he’s just a fluffy puppet.

Recorded on Thursday 6 October 2022 · Download (59.6 MB)

Star Trek: Enterprise

Endgame

Episode 47

Friday 7 October 2022

Flanked by a few less interesting Starfleet ships, Voyager finally approaches the planet Earth.

Star Trek: Voyager

Series 7, Episodes 25–26

Stardate: 54973.4 (and 2404)

First broadcast on Wednesday 23 May 2001

A difference of opinion on Untitled Star Trek Project this week: Joe is cross and disappointed that things ended this way, and Nathan is enjoying the satisfaction that only low expectations can provide. Meanwhile, the crew of the USS Voyager enjoy a long-delayed reunion (in latex), re-examine a costly command decision, and experience an upsetting new heterosexual romance. And then, finally, after all these years, they find their way home.

Recorded on Monday 3 October 2022 · Download (108.2 MB)

Star Trek: Voyager

Vaulting Ambition

Episode 46

Friday 23 September 2022

In a vast room on the Terran ship the ISS Charon, Emperor Georgiou is holding a knife to Michael's throat.

Star Trek: Discovery

Series 1, Episode 12

Stardate: Unknown (2257)

First broadcast on Sunday 21 January 2018

This week, the crew of Discovery find themselves trapped in the Mirror Universe with nothing much to do except to incrementally advance their individual plot threads. Paul chats to himself and his dead partner, Saru tries to persuade Voq’s girlfriend to help him through an identity crisis, Michael partakes of an extremely upsetting hors d’œuvre, and Lord Ealing goes off somewhere in search of a mop and bucket. Fortunately, Cousin Michelle — Her Most Imperial Majesty, Mother of the Fatherland, Overlord of Vulcan, Dominus of Qo’noS, Regina Andor, Philippa Georgiou Augustus Iaponius Centaurius — is being absolutely as fabulous as she sounds, while Gabriel Lorca becomes the first Starfleet Captain to defibrillate some poor bastard’s head before stomping it into a soft paste. Nathan — if no one else — loves it.

Recorded on Saturday 17 September 2022 · Download (60.2 MB)

Star Trek: Discovery

Image in the Sand
Shadows and Symbols

Episode 45

Friday 16 September 2022

Ezri Dax is smiling. She's beautiful.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Series 7, Episodes 1–2

Stardate: 52152.6

First broadcast on Wednesday 30 September 1998
and Wednesday 7 October 1998

It’s an epic start to Deep Space Nine’s final season. Miles, Julian and Quark join Worf on a mission to honour Jadzia by blowing up a cartoon shipyard. Ben and Jake meet a (completly adorable) new Dax, drag Brock Peters through the desert for some reason, and then dig up a box. And Kira sits in a tiny spaceship waiting steadfastly for something to come along and resolve her part of the plot. And all the time, Joe and Nathan are cheering from the sidelines, enjoying a solid 90 minutes of getting to know these people again, and watching them set things up for a glorious final year.

Recorded on Tuesday 30 August 2022 · Download (119.5 MB)

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

State of Flux

Episode 44

Friday 9 September 2022

Janeway glances sceptically at Maje Culluh, a Kazon more than a foot taller than her.

Star Trek: Voyager

Series 1, Episode 11

Stardate: 48658.2

First broadcast on Monday 10 April 1995

A barely secret conspirator has been selling Federation technology to the Kazon Nistrim in a weird alternative timeline where there are more than seven people on board the ship, where Chakotay has agency and interesting things to do, and where we really feel like we’re stranded tens of thousands of light years from home. Plus, Seska is here!

Recorded on Wednesday 24 August 2022 · Download (68.4 MB)

Star Trek: Voyager