Star Trek: The Next Generation

The Naked Now

Episode 169

Friday 17 October 2025

Tasha is heavily made up, with her hair slicked back and a kiss curl on her forehead. She is looking directly into Data's eyes as smiling toothily, as if she's just heard that Data is programmed in multiple techniques, a broad variety of pleasuring.

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Series 1, Episode 3

Stardate: 41209.2

First broadcast on Monday 5 October 1987

An unexpected but not unprecedented miracle turns water into booze on board the Enterprise-D, and soon the entire crew is horny, depressed, or facing an awkward meeting with HR on Monday. After all this, Joe can’t see how this show becomes a hit, but Nathan thinks he can. Bottoms up, everyone!

Recorded on Tuesday 21 October 2025 · Download (70.3 MB)

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Justice

Episode 61

Friday 10 February 2023

One of the Edo, a scantily-clad man with an exposed belly-button and a completely tucked dick, is standing between Yar and Troi. Yar appears to  be looking off camera at her agent, wordlessly pleading with him to get her out of this stupid show. Troi is looking disdainfully at him.

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Series 1, Episode 8

Stardate: 41255.6

First broadcast on Monday 9 November 1987

Together at last for the first time, Joe and Nathan find themselves on Planet of the Horny but Unattractive White People, faced with a moral dilemma that wouldn’t challenge a slow-witted five-year-old. Ah, we have fun, don’t we?

Recorded on Friday 10 February 2023 · Download (68.6 MB)

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Angel One

Episode 116

Friday 28 June 2024

Troi is trying not very hard not to laugh at Riker, who is wearing a skimpy silk lamé outfit open to the waist, revealing one nipple and a generously hairy chest.

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Series 1, Episode 14

Stardate: 41636.9

First broadcast on Monday 25 January 1988

Nothing to learn about gender politics this week as we visit Angel One, where large aggressive women lord it over their twinky male consorts, and Star Trek: The Next Generation finds plenty of exciting new ways to be as offensively sexist as possible. Could someone pass Gene a napkin, please?

Recorded on Tuesday 18 June 2024 · Download (63.7 MB)

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Heart of Glory

Episode 111

Friday 24 May 2024

We're in an Enterprise corridor. There are three Klingons here. The two on the left are in traditional Klingon armor, but on the right is Worf, with his short Season 1 hair, looking concerned at something off camera.

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Series 1, Episode 20

Stardate: 41503.7

First broadcast on Monday 21 March 1988

Long before the invention of Ronald D Moore, the Klingons were simple souls who enjoyed brownface, poisoning grain, making lists of rules, and planting a bomb on the bridge of the Enterprise. But by 2364, the next generation of Klingons had embraced the wave of liberalism sweeping across the galaxy, all except for a few holdouts who refused to read the series bible and decided they would pass their time yelling and pointing guns at the warp core instead.

Recorded on Tuesday 7 May 2024 · Download (68.0 MB)

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Skin of Evil

Episode 102

Friday 22 March 2024

Tasha Yar is standing on the surface of an unconvincing alien planet. She looks concerned as a glistening black figure rises up in front of her.

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Series 1, Episode 23

Stardate: 41601.3

First broadcast on Monday 25 April 1988

This week, we watch an dreadful hour of Star Trek — cheap, mawkish and absolutely absurd — but we end up enjoying ourselves enormously. Have we found a fatal flaw at the entire heart of the Untitled Star Trek Project?

Recorded on Tuesday 12 March 2024 · Download (71.6 MB)

Star Trek: The Next Generation