The Least Dangerous Game

Episode 60

Monday 30 January 2023

In a corridor on the USS Cerritos, Boimler is lying on the floor with war paint on his face, a bowl on his head, and a spear through his left shoulder. Kneeling but still looming over him is a huge and terrifying monster with pointed teeth and a formidable array of weapons strapped to his back.

Star Trek: Lower Decks

Series 3, Episode 2

Stardate: Unknown (2381)

First broadcast on Thursday 1 September 2022

A game of Bat’leths & BiHnuchs takes a surprising turn, as Mariner and Boimler make some very important decisions: Mariner is going to be less insubordinate, while Boimler is going to boldly take opportunities he has never taken before. But soon Mariner finds herself ignoring Ransom’s orders and plummeting from an orbital platform to save her crewmates, while Boimler plays some springball, joins a Bajoran dirge choir, models nude for a figure painting class, and is finally hunted through the ship by a monster for sport. And we all learn a valuable lesson, except Boimler, who learns a stupid one.

Recorded on Monday 30 January 2023 · Download (45.0 MB)

Star Trek: Lower Decks

Darkling

Episode 59

Friday 20 January 2023

Kes and the Doctor are standing in a tavern on an alien planet: Kes looks at the Doctor in horror: he is a bestial version of himself, a hunch, tousled hair and terrible teeth.

Star Trek: Voyager

Series 3, Episode 18

Stardate: 50693.2

First broadcast on Wednesday 19 February 1997

Flushed with the success of its previous attempt at Gothic Horror, Star Trek gamely tackles the genre again, as the Doctor’s experiments with the parameters of his program inevitably lead to a high-concept holographic version of The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, with all of the creepiness towards women that that implies. Aggressively mediocre.

Recorded on Monday 16 January 2023 · Download (65.8 MB)

Star Trek: Voyager

Demons
Terra Prime

Episode 58

Friday 13 January 2023

T'Pol is looking at someone off-screen. She looks dirty and tired, and she is holding a small baby in her arms.

Star Trek: Enterprise

Series 4, Episodes 20–21

Stardate: Unknown (2155)

First broadcast on Friday 6 May 2005
and Friday 13 May 2005

Enterprise is reaching the end of the long road that brought them from there to here, and before we say a final goodbye, we’ve just got enough time to foil a charmless racist demagogue who wants to destroy our future — a future based on co-operation, openmindedness and mutual respect. It’s just like the present day, really, only the good guys win. Oh, and Trip gets to punch a racist in the face.

Recorded on Tuesday 10 January 2023 · Download (101.6 MB)

Star Trek: Enterprise

The Visitor

Episode 57

Friday 6 January 2023

The older Jake (Tony Todd) looks up at his father with tears in his eyes.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Series 4, Episode 3

Stardate: Unknown (2372–2450)

First broadcast on Monday 9 October 1995

It’s life, Jake. You can miss it if you don’t open your eyes.

Star Trek takes a break from space nonsense to remind us what grief is like: lonely, lifelong and bleak. The price we pay for love.

Recorded on Thursday 29 December 2022 · Download (71.3 MB)

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Mugato, Gumato

Episode 56

Friday 30 December 2022

A mugato — a white, horned gorilla — sits at the edge of a cliff  in an alien forest. He seems to be rubbing the horn on  top of his head for some reason.

Star Trek: Lower Decks

Series 2, Episode 4

Stardate: 58036.4

First broadcast on Thursday 2 September 2021

This week, Star Trek: Lower Decks does what it does best: plumbing the depths of the franchise’s weirdest moments to produce something fun, entertaining, and sympathetic to its ideals. Which is why we get to root for some underappreciated and frequently mispronounced alien monsters, and why those two beautiful nerdy men, Boimler and Rutherford, get to save the day not with violence, but with a PowerPoint presentation and some maths.

Recorded on Monday 19 December 2022 · Download (43.0 MB)

Star Trek: Lower Decks