Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

The Muse

Episode 96

Friday 2 February 2024

Odo is sitting against the wall of his quarters and Lwaxana is resting her head against his shoulder, her eyes closed in contentment. Odo's expression is unreadable.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Series 4, Episode 21

Stardate: Unknown (2372)

First broadcast on Monday 29 April 1996

This week, we discover to our surprise that there’s a lot to enjoy in a flawed and ultimately unsuccessful episode episode of Deep Space Nine — two wonderful guest actresses, some (largely) cringe-free sexiness, and a mature and gentle romance. Meanwhile, some TV writers imagine a just reward for their life of constant backbreaking labour.

Duration: 1:14:16 · Recorded on Tuesday 30 January 2024 · Download · Open in new window

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Looking for par’Mach in All the Wrong Places

Episode 33

Friday 17 June 2022

Kira is lying in bed, wearing a nightie that doesn't cover her legs. O'Brien is talking to her and massaging those legs. Kira seems extremely relaxed.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Series 5, Episode 3

Stardate: Unknown (2373)

First broadcast on Monday 14 October 1996

This week, on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Quark wants Grilka, Dax wants Worf, Nerys wants Miles, Worf wants Grilka, Miles wants Nerys, Worf wants Dax, Odo wants Nerys (probably), and Julian wants not to know any details about any of this. Meanwhile, Joe wants more of this sort of thing, while Nathan just wants some special effects and reflective surfaces, but will settle for a turbolift that goes up and down without jerking.

Duration: 1:08:12 · Recorded on Tuesday 7 June 2022 · Download · Open in new window

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In Purgatory’s Shadow / By Inferno’s Light

Episode 67

Friday 2 June 2023

Garak is standing in the darkness in a narrow space inside a bulkhead. His face is lit by some bare optical cables. He is looking very stressed.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Series 5, Episodes 14–15

Stardate: 50564.2

First broadcast on Monday 10 February 1997
and Monday 17 February 1997

It’s a soap-opera extravaganza on Deep Space Nine this week, as Garak reconciles with his long-lost father, Dukat abandons his long-lost daughter, and Julian discovers a scheming lookalike that he never knew he had. Meanwhile, there is a shift in the balance of power in the Quadrant, as the show rewrites its own premise in the way that we have come to admire and enjoy.

Duration: 1:58:48 · Recorded on Tuesday 23 May 2023 · Download · Open in new window

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Ferengi Love Songs

Episode 135

Friday 29 November 2024

It's an elderly Ferengi couple: on the left is Moogie, a lady in a  polka-dotted dress and lots of gold jewellery. On the right is Grand Nagus Zek, a very wrinkled old man with huge hairy ears in an equally elaborate outfit. They both look terribly happy.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Series 5, Episode 20

Stardate: Unknown (2373)

First broadcast on Monday 21 April 1997

Again, the story doesn’t really have a legitimate theme, it’s just More Ferengi Farce, but without any solid laughs. In fact, I’d put “Ferengi Love Songs” on or near the bottom of the Ferengi episode list.

Jamahl Epsicokhan, Jammer’s Reviews

It’s all pretty trivial and unamusing. The only reason this is watchable at all is that Armin Shimerman is so accomplished. Moogie is right – leave your action figures in their original packaging.

Tom Salinksy, Trekaday

It was a show that worked well in dailies, in little snippets, but put it all together and you’re saying ‘Enough already!’"

Ira Steven Behr, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Companion

– I don’t think that that episode was as good as either A Night in Sickbay or Genesis, but I do think it was pretty fun, and I’m glad that Deep Space Nine does it.
– Yeah, I don’t think that was an amazing episode, but pretty fun, I’ll take.

Nathan and Joe, Untitled Star Trek Project

Duration: 1:11:39 · Recorded on Tuesday 26 November 2024 · Download · Open in new window

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Blaze of Glory

Episode 23

Friday 8 April 2022

In the cockpit of a runabout, a handcuffed Eddington and Sisko  eye one another warily.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Series 5, Episode 23

Stardate: Unknown (2373)

First broadcast on Monday 12 May 1997

Previously, on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Tired of being a supporting character in a thankless role, Michael Eddington leaves DS9 to star heroically in a TV show which we never see and which exists entirely in his own imagination. After most of the cast and crew are killed by Cardassians — which can happen — and he himself is imprisoned for treason, he is recruited by Sisko for one final mission — to stop a deadly attack on Cardassia that is also entirely imaginary. Hero, traitor, or just some asshole with bad hair and a penchant for lavish Broadway musicals? Let’s find out.

Duration: 1:05:53 · Recorded on Wednesday 30 March 2022 · Download · Open in new window

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Empok Nor

Episode 123

Friday 30 August 2024

We're on DS9's sister station, Empok Nor. It's dark, but looming out of the darkness is the sweaty, clammy face of a very angry Garak: behind him, out of focus, is a distressed-looking Nog.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Series 5, Episode 24

Stardate: 50901.7

First broadcast on Monday 19 May 1997

This week, Deep Space Nine does the best that it can with a slasher horror premise involving four redshirts and some murderous Cardassians, including beloved secondary character, plain, simple Garak. Fortunately, no one suffers any long-term ill-effects — except for the people who are no longer around to complain, I suppose.

Duration: 1:11:12 · Recorded on Tuesday 27 August 2024 · Download · Open in new window

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Rocks and Shoals

Episode 81

Friday 15 September 2023

On a sunny day, two Jem'Hadar warriors are standing on a cliff,  looking out to sea.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Series 6, Episode 2

Stardate: Unknown (2374)

First broadcast on Monday 6 October 1997

Star Trek goes outside this week, for a top-tier episode in which Sisko and Kira are both confronted by radical integrity and self-sacrifice in the face of overwhelming opposition. Solid and memorable.

Duration: 1:11:30 · Recorded on Tuesday 12 September 2023 · Download · Open in new window

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In the Pale Moonlight

Episode 16

Friday 18 February 2022

A very angry Romulan holds up a data rod. He is shouting.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Series 6, Episode 19

Stardate: 51721.3

First broadcast on Wednesday 15 April 1998

This week, we discuss one of Star Trek’s most sacred texts — a forty-five minute Ben Sisko soliloquy, in which he saves the galaxy in a trolley problem of Garak’s devising, killing in the process a Romulan Senator, an obnoxious blue guy and at least one really hot Romulan bodyguard. Is this a great episode, a truly great episode, or something else altogether?

Duration: 1:07:52 · Recorded on Thursday 3 February 2022 · Download · Open in new window

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His Way

Episode 129

Friday 18 October 2024

We're in a darkened jazz club. In the foreground is a man playing  a double bass, just behind her, looking at him, is (a hologram of) Kira Nerys, with bold red lipstick. She is gazing into his eyes and singing.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Series 6, Episode 20

Stardate: Unknown (2374)

First broadcast on Wednesday 22 April 1998

Fly me to the moon
Let me trek among the stars
Let me taste the cocktails
In some holographic bars
In other words, please be true
In other words, I love you

Duration: 1:07:41 · Recorded on Tuesday 8 October 2024 · Download · Open in new window

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Image in the Sand / Shadows and Symbols

Episode 45

Friday 16 September 2022

Ezri Dax is smiling. She's beautiful.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Series 7, Episodes 1–2

Stardate: 52152.6

First broadcast on Wednesday 30 September 1998
and Wednesday 7 October 1998

It’s an epic start to Deep Space Nine’s final season. Miles, Julian and Quark join Worf on a mission to honour Jadzia by blowing up a cartoon shipyard. Ben and Jake meet a (completly adorable) new Dax, drag Brock Peters through the desert for some reason, and then dig up a box. And Kira sits in a tiny spaceship waiting steadfastly for something to come along and resolve her part of the plot. And all the time, Joe and Nathan are cheering from the sidelines, enjoying a solid 90 minutes of getting to know these people again, and watching them set things up for a glorious final year.

Duration: 2:03:15 · Recorded on Tuesday 30 August 2022 · Download · Open in new window

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine