Assimilation

Episode 28

Friday 13 May 2022

Our new Borg Queen gives a sarcastic look to Jurati, who's currently offscreen

Star Trek: Picard

Series 2, Episode 3

Stardate: Unknown (2401 and 12 April 2024)

First broadcast on Thursday 17 March 2022

This week, Joe and Nathan are on the edge of our seats, wondering what insignificant event will tip the twenty-first century over the edge — turning it from a punishing ordeal into a shrieking hellscape of fascism and climatic disaster. Fortunately we’re able to distract ourselves from all this with a really enjoyable episode of Star Trek: Picard.

Recorded on Tuesday 26 April 2022 · Download (72.7 MB)

Star Trek: Picard

The Time Trap

Episode 27

Friday 6 May 2022

Sitting at the conference table are members of the ruling council of this pocket dimension, including an insectoid, a Phylosian,  a lady with no nose, a Vulcan and a Tellarite.

Star Trek: The Animated Series

Series 1, Episode 12

Stardate: 5267.2

First broadcast on Saturday 24 November 1973

Exhausted from last week’s astonishingly brilliant performance, this week Bill Shatner is literally phoning it in — so bored with Star Trek that he can’t even be bothered to say all five digits of this week’s stardate. Meanwhile, the Enterprise is trapped in a thing, unable to escape until they do another thing. Or something. Whatever.

Recorded on Thursday 21 April 2022 · Download (51.2 MB)

Star Trek: The Animated Series

The Doomsday Machine

Episode 26

Friday 29 April 2022

Captain Kirk stands in a corridor on a ruined space ship. He is talking into his communicator: he looks concerned.

Star Trek: The Original Series

Series 2, Episode 6

Stardate: 4202.1

First broadcast on Friday 20 October 1967

A nameless and unknowable monster which has destroyed whole star systems and wiped out an entire Starfleet crew is now heading towards the most populated part of the galaxy. The only things standing in its way: a dramatic soundtrack, a memorable guest actor, an incredibly confident production, and William Alan Shatner. It doesn’t stand a chance.

Recorded on Tuesday 12 April 2022 · Download (73.0 MB)

Star Trek: The Original Series

Power Play

Episode 25

Friday 22 April 2022

Evil possessed Deanna Troi stands in Ten Forward, firing a phaser.

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Series 5, Episode 15

Stardate: 45571.2

First broadcast on Monday 24 February 1992

This week, on Untitled Star Trek Project, Joe and Nathan sit down to watch a sentimental sci-fi favourite from their youth, only to discover that it’s really just a police procedural where some of the regular cast get to do funny voices. Still, they get to see Marina menacing people with a gun, so there’s that, I guess.

Recorded on Sunday 10 April 2022 · Download (73.8 MB)

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Sub Rosa

Episode 24

Friday 15 April 2022

In Beverly's quarters, she and Ronin are embracing urgently. He looks at her, but her eyes are closed.

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Series 7, Episode 14

Stardate: Unknown (2370)

First broadcast on Monday 31 January 1994

This week, Star Trek takes its first ill-judged stab at the Gothic romance genre. Will Beverly fall for her dead grandmother’s lover (sorry), a rangily unattractive anaphasic ghost who encourages her to give up her job and to stand by helplessly while he attacks her friends? Or will she learn a valuable lesson about not dating sociopathic men? (Temporarily and no respectively, it turns out.)

Recorded on Thursday 7 April 2022 · Download (65.7 MB)

Star Trek: The Next Generation