Looking for par’Mach in All the Wrong Places

Episode 33

Friday 17 June 2022

Kira is lying in bed, wearing a nightie that doesn't cover her legs. O'Brien is talking to her and massaging those legs. Kira seems extremely relaxed.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Series 5, Episode 3

Stardate: Unknown (2373)

First broadcast on Monday 14 October 1996

This week, on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine: Quark wants Grilka, Dax wants Worf, Nerys wants Miles, Worf wants Grilka, Miles wants Nerys, Worf wants Dax, Odo wants Nerys (probably), and Julian wants not to know any details about any of this. Meanwhile, Joe wants more of this sort of thing, while Nathan just wants some special effects and reflective surfaces, but will settle for a turbolift that goes up and down without jerking.

Recorded on Tuesday 7 June 2022 · Download (66.0 MB)

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

The Changeling

Episode 32

Friday 10 June 2022

Spock is mind-melding with a faceless robot. His fingers are splayed across its head, and he is looking at someone off screen.

Star Trek: The Original Series

Series 2, Episode 3

Stardate: 3541.9

First broadcast on Friday 29 September 1967

When the Enterprise takes on board an inexplicably touchy and unreasonable box of flashing lights dangling from a fishing line, hilarity ensues. Also, racism.

Recorded on Tuesday 31 May 2022 · Download (74.3 MB)

Star Trek: The Original Series

Dramatis Personae

Episode 31

Friday 3 June 2022

O'Brien looks over Sisko's shoulder but Sisko is weirdly fixated on the weird alien clock that he's been building.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Series 1, Episode 18

Stardate: 46922.3

First broadcast on Sunday 30 May 1993

You know how it is: it’s your first spinoff — a cast of delightfully high-concept characters set against a colourful backdrop, with story possibilities around every corner. But then you find yourself limping towards the end of your first season. You’ve done the plague one, the weird alien fugitive one, the buddy comedy one with the CGI shaving cream, and the terrible boardgame one that everyone will have such fond memories of. So what’s left? How about a story where all of your beloved regulars play people no one cares about, embroiled in a conflict that no one has any interest in? We can do that, can’t we?

Recorded on Monday 23 May 2022 · Download (65.0 MB)

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Strange New Worlds

Episode 30

Friday 27 May 2022

Captain Pike, relaxed as hell, leans back in the captain's chair  on the Enterprise.

Star Trek: Strange New Worlds

Series 1, Episode 1

Stardate: 1739.12

First broadcast on Thursday 5 May 2022

Space. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. It’s five-year mission: To explore Strange New Worlds. To remind us of our love the Original Series. To have a fun adventure every week. To look like nothing else on television. To boldly attempt —  for a world exhausted by impending catastrophes — to be the most authentic expression of Star Trek since the 1960s.

Recorded on Sunday 15 May 2022 · Download (73.7 MB)

Star Trek: Strange New Worlds

Magic to Make the Sanest Man Go Mad

Episode 29

Friday 20 May 2022

Michael and Stamets are standing in a corridor on Discovery. Michael is giving him a sceptical look.

Star Trek: Discovery

Series 1, Episode 7

Stardate: 2136.8

First broadcast on Sunday 29 October 2017

meanwhile, Michael tries to work through her feelings for the tall and handsome new security officer Lieutenant Ash Tyler. After a catastrophic explosion destroys the ship, Harry Mudd sneaks on board Discovery, kills the captain, and searches for a way to sell the spore drive to the Klingons; meanwhile, Michael tries to work through her feelings for the tall and handsome new security officer Lieutenant Ash Tyler. After a catastrophic explosion destroys the ship, Harry Mudd sneaks on board Discovery, kills the captain, and searches for a way to sell the spore drive to the Klingons;

Recorded on Wednesday 11 May 2022 · Download (69.5 MB)

Star Trek: Discovery