Star Trek: The Animated Series

The Survivor

Episode 132

Friday 8 November 2024

In a corridor on board the Enterprise, McCoy, Spock and Kirk are all being attached by a giant spindly orange cartoon octopus with a row of glowing yellow eyes.

Star Trek: The Animated Series

Series 1, Episode 6

Stardate: 5143.3

First broadcast on Saturday 13 October 1973

This week, crudely-drawn slow-moving simulacra of the Enterprise crew interact listlessly in a crudely-drawn slow-moving simulacrum of Star Trek. Except for the shapeshifting red octopus, which is awesome. Meanwhile, Joe drops £2.50 renting a Star Trek episode whose budget was nearly ten times that, adjusted for inflation.

Duration: 0:38:18 · Recorded on Tuesday 5 November 2024 · Download · Open in new window

Star Trek: The Animated Series

The Magicks of Megas-Tu

Episode 118

Friday 19 July 2024

Standing in front of the viewscreen on the bridge of the Enterprise, swathed in otherworldly light, is a crudely-drawn satyr, upsettingly ripped and shredded, with his arms in the air and a cheery smile on his face.

Star Trek: The Animated Series

Series 1, Episode 8

Stardate: 1254.4

First broadcast on Saturday 27 October 1973

This week, with a budget of dozens of crisp American dollars at their disposal, Joe and Nathan pull out their smocks, palettes, easels and oils in order to bring you a lavishly illustrated story of human creativity and achievement in a 25-minute episode you won’t be embarassed to show your kids. Or not terminally embarrassed, anyway.

Duration: 0:37:24 · Recorded on Tuesday 16 July 2024 · Download · Open in new window

Star Trek: The Animated Series

The Time Trap

Episode 27

Friday 6 May 2022

Sitting at the conference table are members of the ruling council of this pocket dimension, including an insectoid, a Phylosian,  a lady with no nose, a Vulcan and a Tellarite.

Star Trek: The Animated Series

Series 1, Episode 12

Stardate: 5267.2

First broadcast on Saturday 24 November 1973

Exhausted from last week’s astonishingly brilliant performance, this week Bill Shatner is literally phoning it in — so bored with Star Trek that he can’t even be bothered to say all five digits of this week’s stardate. Meanwhile, the Enterprise is trapped in a thing, unable to escape until they do another thing. Or something. Whatever.

Duration: 0:46:15 · Recorded on Thursday 21 April 2022 · Download · Open in new window

Star Trek: The Animated Series

Bem

Episode 74

Friday 21 July 2023

A frame from a cartoon. Spock and Kirk are standing in front of a cliff, chest deep in water. Behind Kirk, two sinuous green arms emerge from the water to menace him.

Star Trek: The Animated Series

Series 2, Episode 2

Stardate: 7403.6

First broadcast on Saturday 14 September 1974

It’s a low-effort week here at Untitled Star Trek Project, as we pour dozens of crisp American dollars into animating a hilarious encounter between Kirk, Spock, some lizard men in nappies, and an alien who can detach his bits at will, and then spend some time wondering why on earth we bothered.

Duration: 0:48:22 · Recorded on Monday 17 July 2023 · Download · Open in new window

Star Trek: The Animated Series

The Counter-Clock Incident

Episode 103

Friday 29 March 2024

On the bridge of the Enterprise an elegant woman is looking down at a group of toddlers, including Kirk, Spock, Uhura, Sulu and Arex.

Star Trek: The Animated Series

Series 2, Episode 6

Stardate: 6770.3

First broadcast on Saturday 12 October 1974

A return to the realm of cheap Saturday-morning-cartoon Trek, where the only person apparently putting in any effort is Master of Dialect, Jimmy Doohan. This week, we find ourselves in a universe where space is white, stars are black, people age backwards, women give birth to large old men, and the Enterprise crew are listless, lifeless and dull.

Duration: 0:41:05 · Recorded on Tuesday 19 March 2024 · Download · Open in new window

Star Trek: The Animated Series