Star Trek: Enterprise

Azati Prime

Episode 134

Friday 22 November 2024

In the brig of a Xindi starship, Archer is hanging by his arms from the ceiling. He has been beaten, and there is blood on his face and in his mouth. Behind him, holding him by the head, is the menacing figure of a Xindi-Reptilian.

Star Trek: Enterprise

Series 3, Episode 18

Stardate: Unknown (2154)

First broadcast on Wednesday 3 March 2004

This week, the Xindi and some big-ass lizard guy get to beat the crap out of (a) Enterprise and (b) Captain Archer, respectively. Meanwhile, Nathan and Joe are delighted, not because they’re mean (although they are), but because this is such a thoroughly entertaining hour of Star Trek: Enterprise. Who knew such things could be?

Recorded on Tuesday 19 November 2024 · Download (72.6 MB)

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Countdown

Episode 151

Friday 25 April 2025

It’s a two-shot. On the left is Hoshi, staring in an unfocused way at the giant Xindi-Reptilian on the right. He’s taller and greener than her, and he’s touching her cheek tenderly with his left hand.

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Series 3, Episode 23

Stardate: Unknown (2154)

First broadcast on Wednesday 19 May 2004

It’s the second last episode of the Xindi arc, which can only mean one thing: a big, dumb spectacle in which we’re all trying to prevent a bunch of lizards wearing slinkies from hurling a massive lethal wiffle ball into planet Earth. Fortunately, Connor, Jolene and Billingsley are here with some acting for us to enjoy as well.

Recorded on Friday 18 April 2025 · Download (61.9 MB)

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Kir’Shara

Episode 86

Friday 27 October 2023

We're in the usual underground cave set. An angry T'Pol confronts a sweaty and dirty Archer, who holds a flaming torch in one hand and cradles a pyramid-shaped ancient relic in the other.

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Series 4, Episode 9

Stardate: Unknown (2154)

First broadcast on Friday 3 December 2004

A new experience for Joe and Nathan this week, as they enjoy an episode of Star Trek: Enterprise without irony or reservations. The Vulcans have been behaving oddly for three and a half years, for some reason, but this week, they decide to be normal again, for a dumb reason. But in spite of all that, there’s a lot of fun to be had here.

Recorded on Tuesday 24 October 2023 · Download (65.2 MB)

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United

Episode 163

Friday 8 August 2025

We're in sickbay. Archer stands facing Shran; he has just called him by name, reminding him that now isn't the time for anger and that the Doctor isn't the appropriate target. And Shran is about to break.

Star Trek: Enterprise

Series 4, Episode 13

Stardate: Unknown (2154)

First broadcast on Friday 4 February 2005

This week, the middle episode of a mid-range arc in the middest of all the shows in the Star Trek franchise. Trip and Malcolm are trapped in various rooms pressing buttons, while the Tellarites and Andorians are on their usual space alien bullshit. Harmless.

Recorded on Tuesday 5 August 2025 · Download (78.8 MB)

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In a Mirror, Darkly
In a Mirror, Darkly, Part II

Episode 122

Friday 16 August 2024

Mirror T'Pol and Mirror Archer are facing off on the Enterprise bridge. T'Pol has long blond hair and is wearing an embarrassing version of the horrid Enterprise coveralls, which reveals much more of her midriff than any reasonable person would regard as acceptable.

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Series 4, Episodes 18–19

Stardate: Unknown (2155)

First broadcast on Friday 22 April 2005
and Friday 29 April 2005

The finish line is in sight this week for Star Trek: Enterprise, and so it’s time to throw out the rulebook and have some fun for a change, with a preposterous farrago of fan service that remembers at least that one of our most important jobs is to be enjoyable and entertaining. T’Pol starts wearing a miniskirt and Archer drinks some poisoned champagne, and, frankly, we couldn’t possibly be happier.

Recorded on Tuesday 6 August 2024 · Download (119.3 MB)

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