Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Take Me Out to the Holosuite

Episode 7

Friday 17 December 2021

In Quark's bar, Rom smiles at the camera while Leeta smiles at him.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Series 7, Episode 4

Stardate: Unknown (2375)

First broadcast on Wednesday 21 October 1998

When passive-aggressive Vulcan racist Captain Solok arrives on Deep Space Nine and challenges Sisko to some kind of sportsball game, a series of hilarious training montages ensues, followed by a Very Important Lesson about how utterly adorable Rom is. Bless.

Recorded on Wednesday 24 November 2021 · Download (67.8 MB)

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Treachery, Faith and the Great River

Episode 94

Friday 19 January 2024

In a control room on Cardassia, Weyoun is looking off into the distance, as if contemplating a terrible thing he's just been persuaded to do. Damar is behind him, smiling.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Series 7, Episode 6

Stardate: Unknown (2375)

First broadcast on Wednesday 4 November 1998

It’s all about faith this week on Deep Space Nine — Weyoun’s faith in Odo and the Founders, Nog’s faith that the genre rules of the comedy B-plot will lead inevitably to a happy ending, and the writers’ faith that wonderful, charming actors like Aron and René can make it all land from underneath a kilogram of latex.

Recorded on Tuesday 16 January 2024 · Download (67.6 MB)

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

The Siege of AR-558

Episode 51

Friday 25 November 2022

In an extremely dark picture, you can just about make out Avery Brooks peering over a rock with a massive plastic phaser rifle in his hand.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Series 7, Episode 8

Stardate: Unknown (2375)

First broadcast on Wednesday 18 November 1998

This week, it’s time to ruin everyone’s fun, as Nathan declares that a Deep Space Nine fan favourite is an artistic failure, and compares it unfavourably to Take Me Out to the Holosuite. Is he crazy, or is it the whole damn system that’s crazy?

Recorded on Monday 21 November 2022 · Download (60.8 MB)

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Field of Fire

Episode 166

Friday 26 September 2025

Ezri is in her quarters on DS9. We're looking up at her as she points a massive gun at us. A white guy with crap hair is standing behind her, snarling murderous suggestions into her ear.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Series 7, Episode 13

Stardate: Unknown (2375)

First broadcast on Wednesday 10 February 1999

It’s the 1990s — the era of the Consulting Psychopath — and so when a pretty young lieutenant is shot dead in his locked quarters, perky newcomer Ezri Dax decides to investigate — with the help of her crap-haired and murderous previous host Joran. It’s all very light and implausible, but we get a few laughs, Ezri gets a big gun, and the regular cast (except Cirroc) get their usual DS9-style character beats.

Recorded on Tuesday 23 September 2025 · Download (63.0 MB)

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Badda-Bing, Badda-Bang

Episode 37

Friday 15 July 2022

The crew of DS9, dressed in natty evening wear (apart from Nog, who's a janitor), walk along to promenade towards Quark's.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

Series 7, Episode 15

Stardate: Unknown (2375)

First broadcast on Wednesday 24 February 1999

When the Lounge is taken over by violent mobsters, Vic Fontaine (James Darren) has no choice but to call in his fictional friends from the twenty-fourth century to help him out. A stylish and entertaining heist ensues, the good guys win, and we’re reminded (again) about how much we love these people.

Recorded on Wednesday 13 July 2022 · Download (67.5 MB)

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine