Episode 13
Friday 28 January 2022
Star Trek: Enterprise
Series 2, Episode 22
Stardate: Unknown (2153)
First broadcast on Wednesday 30 April 2003
The crew of Enterprise encounter the Vissians, a genial and technologically advanced species who enslave three percent of their population and force them to have sex with married couples who wish to conceive their horrible latex-faced children. Surprisingly, we’re generally fine with this. Apart from Trip, who is a good person.
Episode 112
Friday 31 May 2024
Star Trek: Enterprise
Series 3, Episode 12
Stardate: Unknown (2153)
First broadcast on Wednesday 14 January 2004
This week, untrustworthy foreigners attack and terrorise Enterprise for literally no reason other than the arbitrary tenets of their weird and incorrect religion. There’s a lesson to be learned here, but only if you don’t think too hard about it.
Episode 76
Friday 11 August 2023
Star Trek: Enterprise
Series 3, Episode 13
Stardate: Unknown (2153)
First broadcast on Wednesday 21 January 2004
This week, we learn a valuable lesson about Johnny Foreigner: he’s just not to be trusted. (God knows how we’re going to get a Federation together.) Still, we manage to enjoy ourselves for a bit.
Episode 134
Friday 22 November 2024
Star Trek: Enterprise
Series 3, Episode 18
Stardate: Unknown (2154)
First broadcast on Wednesday 3 March 2004
This week, the Xindi and some big-ass lizard guy get to beat the crap out of (a) Enterprise and (b) Captain Archer, respectively. Meanwhile, Nathan and Joe are delighted, not because they’re mean (although they are), but because this is such a thoroughly entertaining hour of Star Trek: Enterprise. Who knew such things could be?
Episode 151
Friday 25 April 2025
Star Trek: Enterprise
Series 3, Episode 23
Stardate: Unknown (2154)
First broadcast on Wednesday 19 May 2004
It’s the second last episode of the Xindi arc, which can only mean one thing: a big, dumb spectacle in which we’re all trying to prevent a bunch of lizards wearing slinkies from hurling a massive lethal wiffle ball into planet Earth. Fortunately, Connor, Jolene and Billingsley are here with some acting for us to enjoy as well.