The crew of Enterprise encounter the Vissians, a genial and
technologically advanced species who enslave three percent of their
population and force them to have sex with married couples who wish to
conceive their horrible latex-faced children. Surprisingly, we’re
generally fine with this. Apart from Trip, who is a good person.
Recorded on Wednesday 5 January 2022 ·
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This week, untrustworthy foreigners attack and terrorise
Enterprise for literally no reason other than the arbitrary
tenets of their weird and incorrect religion. There’s a lesson to be
learned here, but only if you don’t think too hard about it.
Recorded on Tuesday 14 May 2024 ·
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This week, we learn a valuable lesson about Johnny Foreigner: he’s
just not to be trusted. (God knows how we’re going to get a Federation
together.) Still, we manage to enjoy ourselves for a bit.
Recorded on Tuesday 8 August 2023 ·
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This week, the Xindi and some big-ass lizard guy get to beat the crap
out of (a) Enterprise and (b) Captain Archer, respectively.
Meanwhile, Nathan and Joe are delighted, not because they’re mean
(although they are), but because this is such a thoroughly
entertaining hour of Star Trek: Enterprise. Who knew such
things could be?
Recorded on Tuesday 19 November 2024 ·
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It’s the second last episode of the Xindi arc, which can only mean one
thing: a big, dumb spectacle in which we’re all trying to prevent a
bunch of lizards wearing slinkies from hurling a massive lethal wiffle
ball into planet Earth. Fortunately, Connor, Jolene and Billingsley
are here with some acting for us to enjoy as well.
Recorded on Friday 18 April 2025 ·
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