Gambit, Part I
Gambit, Part II

Unless you’re Gene Roddenberry, you’ll undoubtedly love a good swashbuckling Star Trek romp, full of action, wit, violence and camp. But there’s not much of that in this week’s lacklustre blockbuster, where we’re mostly scanning things and bypassing the aft plasma couplings, and only occasionally donning a funny hat or a genre-appropriate leather harness. Patrick, Brent and Jonathan are having some fun though, and on some days that’s almost enough.