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Hey, Joe. Hi.

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So I've got a question for you.

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Oh, yeah, we're heading to this week's episode.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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And it's about Kurtzman Trek.

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Mm-hmm.

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Because we are taking another deep dive into modern trek now.

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Why is Lower Decks the best iteration of Kurtzman Trek?

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You know, I actually think it is possible that it seriously is.

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I think clearly discovery is the kind of flagship show, and it's

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the one they're spending the most money on and that is the one

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that's most like a Star Trek show, but it kind of flailed about

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for a bit and had all those production problems and it's only

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really kind of settled down to be sort of consistent.

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And I loved it all the way through, but it would not be unfair to

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say that it took a while to work out what it was going to do.

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Whereas lower decks, I think, came out of the gate, all guns

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blazing after they'd had some experience producing Star Trek.

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And I think it's really consistent.

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I think it's properly good Star Trek.

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And I think that it just adores all the various versions of Star

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Trek that have happened throughout the year.

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So it's hard not to really like it a great deal.

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Well, if I think about all the other Kurtzman shows, like Picard

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obviously, for an episode or two. had a massive love letter to TNG

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when it brought Riker and Troy into the show and data.

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And, um, Discovery had the whole of season two, which was a huge

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love letter to the original series with Spark and Pike and number

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one.

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Um, and oh my god, we sure am I forgetting here.

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I feel like there's a Kirkman show, I'm forgetting.

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No, then it's just lower decks, isn't it?

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That's it.

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But the thing that lower decks can do because it's set in that 90s

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trek universe is it can just overload.

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It's with like tons of Easter eggs and treats for the fans, so

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many references.

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And it doesn't just confine itself to 90s track, either.

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You know, it does, there is lots of fanfare to the original series

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as well.

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Even Enterprise.

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They even, you know, venerate enterprise on the odd occasion.

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God bless them.

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I think it still works as a Star Trek show even if you don't

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really know Star Trek all that well.

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And it doesn't rely exclusively on just kind of callbacks to

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previous episodes.

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I think it's funny in its own right.

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Oh, and each episode is like a plot in its own right, there's

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genuine character development.

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So it does work on that level.

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But let's be honest, if you're a Trek fan, you're going to get the

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most out of this.

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Yeah, 0 yeah, absolutely.

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I think that's definitely right.

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I mean, let's compare it, say, to the Orville, which both of us

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watched, and I think both of us quite liked it, is that?

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I thought it took like half a season to find its groove.

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Like there was a couple of very, very early episodes where the

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comedy, they were kind of feeling their way into science fiction

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comedy.

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But I thought the 2nd season was amazing.

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And when they realised they could do genuinely like dramatic

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episodes, that two-parter.

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What's the Android character's name?

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Isaac?

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And they basically did like a take on the best of both whales.

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But with this enormous budget. you know, and gags as well.

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Ah, it was just amazing TV.

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Yeah.

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And I mean, that's a love letter to 90s Star Trek too, isn't it?

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But I think this is better than that.

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And I think it's funnier, and I think it's sure of what it wants

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to do.

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And I kind of miss the fact, you know, the thing about the Orville

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is it's very Star Trek like, but it's not Star Trek, and it

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doesn't take place in that world.

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And however much it might owe to 90s trek, it's not Star Trek.

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Well, you know what lower decks can do, that no other Star Trek

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show can do, it has an unlimited budget.

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Like, it's animated.

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No, but so it can be as weird as they want it to be.

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You know, it can be as visually stunning.

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Some of the set pieces.

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I know they're animated, but they look amazing.

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They can do like 100s of ball cubes coming out of nowhere and

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having a master space battle because, you know, that don't cost

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any more than just, you know, drawing the bridge. right.

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That's right.

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And I think I think the set pieces in this are often visually

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arresting.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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You know, there is another thing that I sneakily like about it

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which is that I think it probably annoys a lot of Star Trek fans.

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And the reason it does is that it's canon, whatever that means.

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And so these things are really happening in the same world as the

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Adventures of Kirk and Picard and Janeway and all of that.

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But they're ridiculous.

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Not anything, though.

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It annoys them because it isn't the best of the best.

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And like the episode that we're about to go into.

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Like the big twist in this episode, spoiler, before we even get

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there, is this ship is chosen for all these tests because they're

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a bit shit.

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Yeah, yeah, I don't think they're going to fail.

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I mean, we talked about that last week when we did take me out to

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the hollow suite.

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What was fun about that is in a franchise that is overwhelmingly

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about how competent the characters are, or at least depends

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strongly on how competent the characters are.

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Seeing them fail at something like the baseball game is actually

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really fun and refreshing.

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And, you know, having these guys who aren't dumb or hopeless or

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anything like that.

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Like our 4 main characters in lower decks are all kind of super

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loveable and good at their jobs.

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They're just not in charge and it is kind of nice.

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I love how they make so many mistakes, but they always come good

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and it's always, it always, always due to their competence that

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they, that they are very good at what they do.

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But also as well, like you said in discovery that one of the best

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things about discovery was it wasn't about the bridge crew.

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Um, and that is true, but all the characters in discovery, they're

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kind of like important to the ship, you know, they, they, and then

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eventually now they've all got important roles.

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Now Burnham is the captain in Discovery.

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Yeah, yeah.

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But when it started, it wasn't that, though, was it?

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You know, there was Ensign Tilly, there was Michael who had no

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rank at all.

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There was the guy who ran the mushroom farm, you know, like it

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wasn't the normal bridge crew, so it wasn't a normal Star Trek

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show and it's gradually turned itself into a Star Trek show.

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But the premise of this is deliberately.

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This is about the lower decks crew.

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It's deliberately not about the important people.

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And what's the most interesting thing you could possibly do is do

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90s trek, but show behind the scenes. of the grunts of what they

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get out to.

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And like one of the funniest jokes in this.

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And I'll mention it now because I probably won't be able to have

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time during the episode because there's so many gags in this

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episode.

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One of the funniest jokes I found in this was when the bridge crew

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having to do tests as the lower decks crew.

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Yeah.

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And they're in the middle of a battle simulation.

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They like, right, you need to go to the cargo bay and you need to

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stack up these hexagonal pods and that's all you've got to do.

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And they were like, and one guy goes, why the fuck did they design

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them this way?

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Because every time the ship rocks, they all fall over again.

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And I'm just like, 0 my god, that's so funny.

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You know.

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So good.

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Because every time you were in TNG, every time you went to the

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cargo bank, there was those things all stacked up.

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Yep, yep.

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Did one fall on wolfs back at one point?

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We'll come to that because that is an episode that gets explicitly

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referenced in this show.

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The joy of this.

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It's not just, it's irreverent.

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It is that it is a fresh take on something we already know really

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well.

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Yeah.

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And I would have thought this impossible until I saw this, and I

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wasn't convinced at all this was going to work when I went into

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it.

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It's doing the rick and Morty thing of having, you know, like a

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100 gags a minute and just one idea after another.

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They just, it's like someone's got a machine gun of conceptions

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and they're just firing at you, and each episode, it just, I think

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they're packed for 20 minutes, they're packed, and one lower decks

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episode at 20 minutes long, has more ideas, I'd say, potentially

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than a season.

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That 1st season of Enterprise, you know?

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Or at least a handful of episodes. what was that one we watched

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Strange New Worlds.

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There was nothing in that at all.

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Every one of these episodes is packed.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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And manages to do, I think, a proper Star Trek plot with some kind

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of character beat as well.

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In a way that 90s Star Trek or next gen at least doesn't always

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manage.

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Like NextGen is very frequently just about our space problem and

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how we solve the space problem.

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And sometimes we get a character arc.

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But because this is a sort of 25 minute cartoon, and that's part

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of the genre, and we have a good set of characters even after only

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what we've had 20 episodes, like very well drawn characters with

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interesting relationships with each other and so on.

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I think it, I think it's working really well.

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Even more surprising now.

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I promise we'll go into the episode in a minute.

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I said we've pad out the beginning here because the episode is

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only 20 minutes long.

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But this isn't panic.

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This is intelligent discussion.

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That's right.

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Um, is that genuine character development is possible. within this

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comedic show, and I remember at the end of series one, there was a

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I think it was the penultimate episode where, oh my word, Mariner

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and her mother, the captain, were battling it out, and it was an

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extended form of therapy that took place as a, like a fight

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between the 2 of them, and it was vicious and nasty, and speaking

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of somebody who had a very combative relationship with his mother

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I could absolutely see myself in Mariner and the struggles that

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she was going through and and they reached this like fabulously

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touching resolution.

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This is a comedy.

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This is a Star Trek comedy and this is genuinely moving.

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I think that that relationship, that primary relationship between

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Mariner and Freeman is so good, and it continues to develop, and

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it doesn't tend to sort of retread itself.

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It doesn't tend to go over familiar ground.

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Like there is a kind of standard way that Mariner annoys Freeman

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and vice versa, but they have a very clear affection for one

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another, which I think is really lovely and, you know, for

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instance, in this particular episode, I think is a source of a lot

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of its warmth, I think.

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Well, okay, well, I mean, I think we have, because I know people

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out there that have watched a lot of trek that I haven't given

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this.

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The liar day. you know, I haven't given this a shot. and I'm

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hoping, just with this one episode alone, that they may be take a

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little dive into lower decks after hearing the one.

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I mean, you talk about plots.

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There's about 18 plots in this one, isn't it?

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All recycled from old Star Trek episodes.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Well, we'll definitely get to that.

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All right, so I'm going to count us in. shall I do that?

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I'm ready.

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I've got my finger hovering over the play button.

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I just want to say one last thing before we go in.

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Yeah.

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I could have sworn I saw boy in this butthole in this, you know.

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I've seen that picture doing the rounds on Twitter, you know, of

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his legs up in the air.

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It's so bad.

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We'll point it out when it comes, it's terrifying in all kinds of

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ways.

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Oh, terrifying.

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Is that what you found?

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Well, yeah, kind of.

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All right.

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I'm going to count us in.

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Five, four, three, two, one, and we're off.

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Oh, I've got a little Amazon original thing happening first.

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Me too.

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Okay.

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Oh, that um, that 90s aesthetic.

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It's just immediately obvious, isn't it?

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with the Cerritos.

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Yeah, yeah, but the, you know, this thing looks like the Botany

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Bay from the Neutral Zone in series one of Star Trek, the Next

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Generation.

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And this gag, this 1st gag about the time loop.

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I'm getting a distress call from Bakersfield.

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And it's the same distress call.

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It's so cheesy.

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Like it's...

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But that literally lets you lets you know what you're in for.

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And there we go.

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This is the premise of the show, isn't it?

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Oh, they won't leave us behind.

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Six hours later.

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They come back.

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So good.

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So yeah, these are our main 4 characters of Tandy, Rutherford

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Mariner, and Boemla.

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And I think all of them are really, really terrific.

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And the relationship between Tandy and Rutherford, I think, is

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particularly sweet.

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All right, opening credits.

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I am going to tell you that not only does this start with a riff

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on the original Star Trek theme, you know, like the those notes at

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the very beginning of the original Star Trek theme, but it also

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references Star Trek the animated series.

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And I'm going to tell you later how I know that.

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Look at this.

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This is deliberately taking the piss out of Voyager, because

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Voyager goes over an ice planet, but it certainly doesn't crash in

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the cell, into the planet, as it goes.

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Yeah, yeah.

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And this one, they've redone these credits and they've redone the

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Cerritos model for series two.

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So these credits have the pack led ships in it, and they're the

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big bad that's revealed at the end of series one.

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Isn't it marvellous, though, the fact that they could have like

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you know, they can do anything dynamic that they want, and yet

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they're still doing the ship going very gracefully over camera.

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This is supposed to be 90s straight.

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Oh, my God, that alien sucking on the missiles.

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And the way he looks out of the audience. hilarious.

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Yeah, he looks at the camera. it's wonderful What's going on

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here?

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And the music again is also incredibly 90s trick.

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We need to talk about that music, you know, particular moment.

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And the fact, I was going to say, the fact that I didn't get why

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this was called I excretus.

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Obviously, until the gag hits at the end.

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Yeah, it was such a funny joke.

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Oh, dear.

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So, um, I have the impression that Dr. Tana is actually from a

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race that's been in Star Trek elsewhere, the cat people.

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But I can't remember, I should really have looked that up

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beforehand.

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But what we have here is the premises being explained.

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So we have someone coming along to test them by running them

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through simulations.

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And this person is a Pandronian, we're just hearing that now.

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Trifected.

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So the head, the body and the legs.

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All work.

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So I have to say that I watched an episode of the animated series

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called BEM.

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I thought it was BM for Bundo Monster.

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It's actually time.

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And that introduces the Pandronians and there is just one

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Pandronian character called Bem that is like her.

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And so he splits himself into bits.

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When we saw her, when we saw her legs, there were little arms

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coming out of the legs and in this episode, Bem sneaks up to Kirk

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and Spock and replaces their phases and tricorders with dummies.

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No, their faces and communicators with dummies.

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It's we will talk more about it later, but...

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Did you see the name of some of those simulations then?

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What was called, what was called Cause and Effect?

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They're using actual episode time.

335
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah.

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But there's other ones like there's like carbon-based life forms

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and stuff like that, but there's all references to like they're

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just...

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So great.

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Oh, no, that was called Caretaker.

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Evolution, chain of command, hero worship.

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Oh my God.

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I mean, talking about on the nose.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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But I think this, and I do have a question about this after the

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episode.

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I think I'll wait till after the episode, but this does lead into

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something that this show does an awful lot and that is the, you

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know, riffing on cliches, trek cliches and making making jokes out

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of them.

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So essentially on TNG, DS9, Voyager and Enterprise.

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They treat a lot of these premises very seriously.

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Lower decks comes along and just rips the shit out of him.

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Yeah.

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So we're in the mirror universe now for Mariner's 1st thing.

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And they're all going, they're all going, oh, I'm so horny.

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I want talk to somebody.

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This is great.

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This is this is so good.

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Oh, you could lose a whole day to that cycle.

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I'm horny.

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I want to torture someone and then when I torture someone, I get

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horny.

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And like it's just making fun of how every, you know, like they're

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evil and sort of highly sexualised in the merry universe.

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It' wonderful.

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It's so funny as well, the way that she's caught out.

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It's like, she's using the wrong hand.

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Yeah, so simple.

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But it's the wrong hand because it's the mirror universe, right?

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And she's the reflection of her.

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What he says here, right, about, oh, have you got to kill the

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captain or find a way to get a promotion?

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That's literally what Hoshi says in the Enterprise mirror episode

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you know.

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Well, I mean, that's the premise in the very 1st one in Star Trek

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in Mirror, Mirror, where it's like dead man's boots.

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Like you have to knife someone and kill them in order to get a

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promotion.

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So this is our 1st failed mission.

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But I like the fact the 2nd she goes into the Mirror University

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relation, she just goes, oh, I've just got to be a bit evil

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right?

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She'll be fine.

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Oh, my God.

387
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Okay, so this is this is basically the episode of DS9, Sons of

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Mogue, where Worf's brother wants to be killed and he has to go

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out with a knife.

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But there's an episode of Star Trek, the Next Generation from

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series five, I want to say, called ethics, literally called ethics

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where Warp's back is broken when a big thing falls on him for no

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reason in one of those big stacked containers, plastic containers

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in cargo bay falls, I don't even breaks his spine.

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And it's all about...

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He says he broke his back picking up a peanut.

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I don't know what that's a reference to.

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And then these people who run in wearing the stupid red surgeon's

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uniform.

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That's what they're wearing in that episode, isn't it?

401
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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But they're also wearing it.

403
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You know, like Pulaski is wearing one when she operates on

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Picard's heart in whatever that dreadful episode is.

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I mean, do you remember that FX and you've got Dr. Bev being all

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pious and...

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Yeah, with the woman who wants to try out a new technology on

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Wolf.

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Yeah, but also, like Riker says no, he's not going to do it.

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You know, like, and so that's...

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Whereas in DS9, of course, Wolf literally just picks up the knife

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and stabs him.

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And this inspector of the gun now.

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Inspector of the gun.

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And look at all, like you can see the, the, um, timber props

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holding up the fronts of the buildings because it is just on the

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Paramount lot, like they're not actual hole buildings and stuff.

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Oh, the choke later on, because I would probably forget where she

419
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goes on about us.

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Just 2.5 years of lessons, Mariner, and you fell off the horse

421
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really.

422
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Well, the horse is just stamping us.

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She goes, I would never get stabbed by a horse and she goes, no, no

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that wasn't that wasn't one of the corrupted ones.

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That was you.

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Oh, and he's, Rutherford is so adorable.

427
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So this is Eugene Cordero, who played Pillboy in The Good Place

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and who played...

429
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Yeah, yeah, and who plays Josh's boss in crazy ex-girlfriend.

430
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I had no idea.

431
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And like, I just think he's absolutely adorable.

432
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And this, you know, he's absolutely ready and willing to sacrifice

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his life in this thing.

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And of course, the ship blows up, even though he's such a good guy

435
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really good about all of these different missions. is we think we

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kind of know the cliches.

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And I was kind of nodding along with them, Dan.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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This is what happens in the episode and actually that's not the

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way out and that's not how you pass.

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So it's subverting the cliche, it's quite a lot.

442
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Okay, I need to talk about this.

443
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I need to talk about the sequence on the ball queue.

444
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But this is a riff on either best of both worlds.

445
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I think it's better both worlds.

446
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Yeah, I've got later design elements. from later on.

447
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Like that, the, uh, plasma things and stuff, I don't know.

448
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And the ball.

449
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Spheres are from Voyager.

450
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They didn't come along.

451
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But the babies are from the season 2 TNG episodes.

452
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Yeah, Q. But, no, I said, I wanted to talk about this about the

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music here.

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Because what they do is explicitly reference the music from best

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of both worlds in a really playful way and the attention to detail

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in that because I sat up and was like, that's the music from best

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of both worlds.

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I've got the soundtrack to that.

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And I think I think if you are going to do this, if you are going

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to do a love letter to 90s trek as a TV show, then you need to get

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the details right.

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And they're absolutely doing that.

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And then we go through the simulation again, over and over again

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faster and faster, and each time through the music is faster as

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well.

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So it's making fun of the music.

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And and just also just making fun of what Star Trek, you know, what

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Star Trek is.

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So he escapes, he gets 74%.

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Now he's saving babies and drones and stuff like that.

471
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The expectation was to get 100%, though, was that he had to teach

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the ball queen empathy.

473
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Oh, and Peter at chess.

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It's so great.

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Now, here we are in the naked now, naked time simulation.

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This is just blissful.

477
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Look, there's men snogging and having sex.

478
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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There's some jet naked looking fantastic. an interracial male

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couple.

481
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Yeah, yeah, an Andorian and a trail. where you start and where I

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begin.

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And it's ransom.

484
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Oh my god.

485
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So, uh, Tahana and Shaq's fucking.

486
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Is that what we to understand?

487
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Because they do get in bed together later.

488
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When the cat literally puts her claws into his native body.

489
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Such a funny visual gag.

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Oh my god.

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It is so good.

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Now they're having they're having a meal in the captain's quarters

493
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and it just reminds me of the giant meal in Saru's quarters.

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In, in, uh, in, uh, forget me not from a few weeks ago, because

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there's even like a big tray of like crab claws and stuff, which

496
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just make it look like alien food.

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I love the fact as well that like she's like, 0 my god, this is

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pesto.

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Like, what sort of food are they getting in the lower deck?

500
00:24:29.039 --> 00:24:30.960
Yeah, they can't get pesto.

501
00:24:31.019 --> 00:24:32.339
But she likes it because she's green.

502
00:24:32.400 --> 00:24:34.380
I think it might be a slightly racist joke I think.

503
00:24:34.440 --> 00:24:35.279
Okay, do you think?

504
00:24:35.339 --> 00:24:36.779
Maybe, maybe.

505
00:24:38.039 --> 00:24:39.839
This is great.

506
00:24:39.900 --> 00:24:42.000
And then in a second, obviously, yeah.

507
00:24:42.119 --> 00:24:47.339
So we we jump to the senior officers. doing the lower deck

508
00:24:47.339 --> 00:24:48.000
simulations.

509
00:24:48.059 --> 00:24:51.480
And the joke is initially, you know, they think they're winging

510
00:24:51.480 --> 00:24:51.660
it.

511
00:24:51.720 --> 00:24:55.500
But actually, when the shit hits the fan, they're really rubbish

512
00:24:55.500 --> 00:24:56.759
at doing the media tasks.

513
00:24:56.819 --> 00:25:00.900
No, here they are, you know, bragging about how easy you have it

514
00:25:00.900 --> 00:25:05.759
as a lower decker and wondering why they ever kind of never

515
00:25:05.759 --> 00:25:06.299
decided.

516
00:25:06.359 --> 00:25:08.039
Oh, here we go, shacks.

517
00:25:08.160 --> 00:25:10.079
Yeah, but look, excuse me.

518
00:25:10.140 --> 00:25:12.359
My cat absolutely sleeps on my arse like that.

519
00:25:12.420 --> 00:25:13.619
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

520
00:25:13.799 --> 00:25:18.240
But I mean, that's a rich vein of jokes, isn't it?

521
00:25:18.299 --> 00:25:22.500
You know, how cat-like taana is with her scratching poles and...

522
00:25:22.500 --> 00:25:24.359
Okay, that's something that lowered... you do.

523
00:25:24.420 --> 00:25:26.940
You can have a character that's a cat and it's not embarrassing

524
00:25:26.940 --> 00:25:27.960
makeup or anything like that.

525
00:25:28.019 --> 00:25:28.799
Yeah, yeah.

526
00:25:28.859 --> 00:25:31.319
Oh, God, here they are. those hexagonal things.

527
00:25:31.740 --> 00:25:33.480
That's it.

528
00:25:33.539 --> 00:25:36.599
But the things that they're missing out on.

529
00:25:36.660 --> 00:25:39.900
So here this is Klingon attack, and there's a Klingon attack

530
00:25:39.900 --> 00:25:43.200
happening in the corridor that when the door opens, and then later

531
00:25:43.200 --> 00:25:46.799
on the door opens and clearly the Star Trek, the next generation

532
00:25:46.799 --> 00:25:48.660
episode, Cupid is going on.

533
00:25:49.380 --> 00:25:53.579
Like, look, here he is with the sort of Robin Hood hats and stuff

534
00:25:53.579 --> 00:25:54.119
like that.

535
00:25:54.180 --> 00:25:57.059
It's just so absurd.

536
00:25:58.980 --> 00:26:04.319
Do you think, like, do you mean, do you think, uh, Star Trek fans

537
00:26:04.319 --> 00:26:06.420
don't have much of a sense of humour?

538
00:26:06.480 --> 00:26:08.279
I think that's why some people rejected this a little bit.

539
00:26:08.339 --> 00:26:12.359
Well, no, but I think it's a way of watching Star Trek where the

540
00:26:12.359 --> 00:26:15.480
memory alpha way of watching Star Trek where it's a series of

541
00:26:15.480 --> 00:26:18.119
historical events that take place in the future.

542
00:26:18.359 --> 00:26:20.039
And if the events are ridiculous.

543
00:26:20.099 --> 00:26:23.819
And let's face it, this is not the only Star Trek series to be

544
00:26:23.819 --> 00:26:24.480
ridiculous.

545
00:26:24.779 --> 00:26:28.079
Well, I mean, they all touch on the ridiculous.

546
00:26:28.140 --> 00:26:30.240
We watch baseball the other week, you know?

547
00:26:30.240 --> 00:26:30.960
Yeah, yeah.

548
00:26:31.019 --> 00:26:32.279
In the middle of a war.

549
00:26:32.339 --> 00:26:34.140
Yeah, that's right.

550
00:26:34.200 --> 00:26:38.039
But, but, you know, like a lot of the ridiculousness comes from

551
00:26:38.039 --> 00:26:42.240
the characters noticing what happens to people in Star Trek, you

552
00:26:42.240 --> 00:26:42.480
know.

553
00:26:42.839 --> 00:26:48.420
I mean, I don't think there is a show, another show as meta as

554
00:26:48.420 --> 00:26:50.759
this, about his own franchise.

555
00:26:50.819 --> 00:26:52.200
I can't think of one.

556
00:26:52.259 --> 00:26:56.220
No, but, you know, if you worked on the Enterprise, you know, you'd

557
00:26:56.220 --> 00:26:57.900
be taken over, but oh, here we go.

558
00:26:57.960 --> 00:27:00.420
We were imagining Shaq's naked.

559
00:27:00.480 --> 00:27:02.700
It's like a nice bubble bar, I'll tell you.

560
00:27:02.759 --> 00:27:05.220
Yeah, yeah, Shax is a bit of a daddy.

561
00:27:05.279 --> 00:27:07.380
I, you know, anyway.

562
00:27:08.220 --> 00:27:11.640
It's a thing, you know.

563
00:27:11.640 --> 00:27:12.420
Don't judge me.

564
00:27:14.819 --> 00:27:19.259
Yeah, but, you know, life on a starship would be absurd.

565
00:27:19.319 --> 00:27:22.380
You'd be taken over by a godlike entity one week. you know, the

566
00:27:22.380 --> 00:27:22.799
next week.

567
00:27:22.859 --> 00:27:25.619
We're all playing Robin Hood, you know, the next week.

568
00:27:25.680 --> 00:27:28.559
We're at war with the Klingons or whatever. like it's chilli.

569
00:27:28.680 --> 00:27:31.019
It literally like points out to me.

570
00:27:31.079 --> 00:27:34.740
Oh my god, we spent like 7 seasons of Voyager going through these

571
00:27:34.740 --> 00:27:35.579
absurd plots.

572
00:27:35.640 --> 00:27:36.900
But take it all very seriously.

573
00:27:36.960 --> 00:27:38.220
Yeah, yeah.

574
00:27:38.279 --> 00:27:41.039
Like, how are we ever forwarded to thinking any of this, you know

575
00:27:41.039 --> 00:27:42.539
Janeway turning into a couple of lizards.

576
00:27:42.599 --> 00:27:44.039
Yes, that's right.

577
00:27:44.099 --> 00:27:47.579
Now, one thing which I think is a serious error.

578
00:27:47.640 --> 00:27:55.380
So the USS Cerritos bar has the Cerritos sort of, um, emblem logo

579
00:27:55.380 --> 00:28:00.960
thing, but it has a stick with 2 olives in it stuck out of it and

580
00:28:00.960 --> 00:28:06.240
you should never ever have a martini with an even number of

581
00:28:06.240 --> 00:28:06.720
olives.

582
00:28:06.779 --> 00:28:08.460
That's an atrocity.

583
00:28:08.519 --> 00:28:09.960
It's just a rule.

584
00:28:10.019 --> 00:28:12.059
Okay. one or three.

585
00:28:12.299 --> 00:28:14.160
That upsets me every time.

586
00:28:14.279 --> 00:28:15.420
Oh, there's an Andorian.

587
00:28:15.480 --> 00:28:17.220
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's Jen.

588
00:28:17.279 --> 00:28:18.180
That's Jennifer.

589
00:28:18.240 --> 00:28:23.819
But I think as well, this show populates its episodes with as many

590
00:28:23.819 --> 00:28:26.339
aliens from across the Star Trek franchise.

591
00:28:26.400 --> 00:28:27.720
Well, there's a Tamarian.

592
00:28:27.779 --> 00:28:30.779
The Tamarian security officer is in the background of that shot.

593
00:28:30.839 --> 00:28:34.740
Yeah, they're like the pack-leds feature quite a bit, don't they?

594
00:28:34.799 --> 00:28:36.960
Yeah, yeah, they're the big band at the moment.

595
00:28:37.019 --> 00:28:42.119
We find out that their their home planet is called PackLed Planet

596
00:28:42.119 --> 00:28:43.680
in a later episode.

597
00:28:43.980 --> 00:28:46.980
It's like the Ogron planet in Doctor Who.

598
00:28:47.039 --> 00:28:50.339
That's right It's just that's the best we can do.

599
00:28:50.400 --> 00:28:53.099
That's imaginative their planet names are.

600
00:28:53.160 --> 00:28:57.599
Now, in the in the Star Trek, the animated series thing with the

601
00:28:57.599 --> 00:29:02.460
Pandronian, in it, the Pandronian was experimenting on Spock and

602
00:29:02.460 --> 00:29:04.740
Kirk as well, or kind of testing them out.

603
00:29:04.799 --> 00:29:09.599
And so clearly, this horrible Pandronian has the job of doing that

604
00:29:09.599 --> 00:29:11.519
and that's where they got the idea from.

605
00:29:11.579 --> 00:29:16.380
But the body separation thing, her outfit, the fact that she's got

606
00:29:16.380 --> 00:29:19.500
a dog's nose, like they're all taken from this.

607
00:29:20.519 --> 00:29:23.880
It's not a terrible episode, but it's not great.

608
00:29:23.940 --> 00:29:27.420
And it is, it's Star Trek for children, I think, in a way that

609
00:29:27.420 --> 00:29:28.140
this isn't at all.

610
00:29:28.200 --> 00:29:32.160
I mean, this is sex jokes and can be really quite violent at times

611
00:29:32.160 --> 00:29:32.700
as well.

612
00:29:32.759 --> 00:29:34.859
I'm slightly disappointed.

613
00:29:35.400 --> 00:29:37.079
They swear.

614
00:29:37.079 --> 00:29:39.599
Black hole in space is not the only black hole we've seen in this

615
00:29:39.599 --> 00:29:40.380
episode, is it?

616
00:29:40.920 --> 00:29:42.900
Yeah, well, this is coming up.

617
00:29:42.960 --> 00:29:48.000
But I do like I do like the joke here that, you know, I took me a

618
00:29:48.000 --> 00:29:50.039
long time to find a ship that's incompetent.

619
00:29:50.099 --> 00:29:53.700
So we knew that you would all fail the tests, you know?

620
00:29:53.759 --> 00:29:58.859
But it's also too, that Freeman and Mariner know how an episode of

621
00:29:58.859 --> 00:30:01.500
a cartoon or an episode of Lower Decks works.

622
00:30:01.559 --> 00:30:04.140
And so they come in and say, we've worked it out.

623
00:30:04.200 --> 00:30:05.640
The tests aren't real.

624
00:30:05.700 --> 00:30:08.460
It was all just designed to get us to empathise with each other so

625
00:30:08.460 --> 00:30:10.200
that we work together better as a crew.

626
00:30:10.259 --> 00:30:13.380
And you can imagine a Star Trek episode like that as well.

627
00:30:13.440 --> 00:30:16.019
Um, but they're wrong.

628
00:30:16.079 --> 00:30:16.740
She's...

629
00:30:16.799 --> 00:30:18.240
And also, but just also the...

630
00:30:18.299 --> 00:30:19.740
The odds are against us here.

631
00:30:19.799 --> 00:30:23.039
Like we found, we're at this percentage, we're, you know, we're

632
00:30:23.039 --> 00:30:26.099
going to, and then it's like to rise up above that.

633
00:30:26.160 --> 00:30:27.720
That's very Star Trek, isn't it?

634
00:30:27.779 --> 00:30:29.220
And then tend to win anyway.

635
00:30:29.279 --> 00:30:33.720
And I love the fact that he has to, he has to fail, doesn't he?

636
00:30:33.779 --> 00:30:36.900
Or he has to not succeed in order for them to have time.

637
00:30:36.960 --> 00:30:38.160
So.

638
00:30:39.480 --> 00:30:41.640
He's just got 100% in the drill.

639
00:30:41.700 --> 00:30:43.859
He's finally done it. about to shut it off.

640
00:30:43.920 --> 00:30:45.900
He ends up with 8% at the end.

641
00:30:45.960 --> 00:30:48.539
And it's Boimler, who's absolutely ambitious.

642
00:30:48.599 --> 00:30:53.460
He's desperate to, you know, please the commanding officers. you

643
00:30:53.460 --> 00:30:55.980
know, he absolutely wants to do the right thing all the time.

644
00:30:56.039 --> 00:31:00.000
And so to have him, you know, get a similar...

645
00:31:00.000 --> 00:31:01.980
I can't give you anything more original trait, you know, than a

646
00:31:01.980 --> 00:31:02.759
floating head like that.

647
00:31:02.819 --> 00:31:08.099
Yeah, well, I mean, the, in fact, the Pandronian in the animated

648
00:31:08.099 --> 00:31:10.380
series could detach its arms.

649
00:31:10.440 --> 00:31:13.980
It gets referred to as a colony organism.

650
00:31:14.039 --> 00:31:18.779
So they're like separate entities or something that are all joined

651
00:31:18.779 --> 00:31:19.500
together into a body.

652
00:31:19.559 --> 00:31:21.599
And again, this is great.

653
00:31:21.660 --> 00:31:24.960
So they know, basically, what they've got to do is scare.

654
00:31:25.019 --> 00:31:27.000
The Pandronian, don't they?

655
00:31:27.059 --> 00:31:30.779
And to basically, you know, um, making sure they succeed at the

656
00:31:30.779 --> 00:31:31.200
tests.

657
00:31:31.200 --> 00:31:35.039
And they go through another whole reef of Star Trek cliches.

658
00:31:35.160 --> 00:31:37.619
The crystalline entity and all of that.

659
00:31:37.680 --> 00:31:40.079
No, it's a whole series of crystalline entities.

660
00:31:40.140 --> 00:31:41.640
It's unconsuming a rogue planet.

661
00:31:41.700 --> 00:31:44.700
It's too crystalline and he's getting frisky.

662
00:31:44.759 --> 00:31:47.819
It's like, oh, we're going to head towards this black hole and

663
00:31:47.819 --> 00:31:50.460
there's all this time madness going on around it.

664
00:31:50.519 --> 00:31:53.279
I'm just like, oh, you are Taylor pissed too much now, I'll tell

665
00:31:53.279 --> 00:31:53.759
you.

666
00:31:55.019 --> 00:31:56.640
That's it.

667
00:31:56.700 --> 00:32:00.720
I mean, there's 800 episodes at this point that they can just make

668
00:32:00.720 --> 00:32:02.759
fun of and they absolutely do.

669
00:32:02.819 --> 00:32:06.299
And some films, speaking of which, here's Alice Craig.

670
00:32:06.359 --> 00:32:08.819
Yeah, she's actually surprisingly. her voice.

671
00:32:08.880 --> 00:32:11.759
But that's what I mean about attention to detail.

672
00:32:11.819 --> 00:32:14.160
Anyone could have voiced that and done a good impression.

673
00:32:14.220 --> 00:32:19.920
Well, even Voyager didn't have Alice Krieg, the 1st time the Bork

674
00:32:19.920 --> 00:32:21.299
Queen appeared, they had someone else.

675
00:32:21.359 --> 00:32:22.500
Do you know what?

676
00:32:22.559 --> 00:32:25.079
They even went to the length of having a character and having

677
00:32:25.079 --> 00:32:26.400
Jeffrey Coombs play him.

678
00:32:26.400 --> 00:32:29.339
Because, you know, the Jeffrey Coombs has played a 100 characters

679
00:32:29.339 --> 00:32:30.119
in Star Trek.

680
00:32:30.180 --> 00:32:31.500
So he plays a character.

681
00:32:31.559 --> 00:32:32.339
He has been in this.

682
00:32:32.400 --> 00:32:33.119
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

683
00:32:33.180 --> 00:32:33.599
Yeah.

684
00:32:34.859 --> 00:32:40.319
But again, like, like, you know, the crystal entity in TNG was a

685
00:32:40.319 --> 00:32:44.099
you know, a ropey old CGI, and it wasn't terrible, but it wasn't

686
00:32:44.099 --> 00:32:44.339
great.

687
00:32:44.400 --> 00:32:48.000
They can make it visually, really interesting in this.

688
00:32:48.059 --> 00:32:48.779
Look at the hat.

689
00:32:48.839 --> 00:32:49.619
That looks astonishing.

690
00:32:49.680 --> 00:32:50.640
Yeah, looks amazing.

691
00:32:50.700 --> 00:32:54.299
Well, you know, like they're able to do sort of textures and

692
00:32:54.299 --> 00:32:56.039
reflections and all sorts of things.

693
00:32:56.099 --> 00:32:58.019
So it's visually superb, I think.

694
00:32:58.079 --> 00:33:01.079
Nathan, do you know why Lower Decks is my favourite Catsman

695
00:33:01.079 --> 00:33:01.319
track?

696
00:33:01.380 --> 00:33:02.099
Why that?

697
00:33:02.160 --> 00:33:06.299
Because it's just so fun. so enjoyable to watch.

698
00:33:06.359 --> 00:33:09.420
It's the anti-Picard, which is so bloody miserable.

699
00:33:09.480 --> 00:33:12.000
Yeah, yeah, they're killing a champ and killing.

700
00:33:12.059 --> 00:33:15.660
Yeah, all these other characters and stuff.

701
00:33:15.720 --> 00:33:18.119
I watched this on it. a bit like Jodie Whitaker's dogs.

702
00:33:18.240 --> 00:33:20.519
I watch this and it's like watching a ray of sunshine.

703
00:33:20.579 --> 00:33:21.119
I just love it.

704
00:33:21.180 --> 00:33:24.960
Like, you know, sometimes it's to be entertained is enough.

705
00:33:25.019 --> 00:33:25.980
You know?

706
00:33:26.039 --> 00:33:29.819
But I think I think it's also clever and satisfying as well.

707
00:33:29.880 --> 00:33:33.539
Like, I think, you know, this is this is fun and entertaining

708
00:33:33.539 --> 00:33:34.680
but...

709
00:33:34.680 --> 00:33:35.880
Lloyd, Rick and Morty.

710
00:33:35.940 --> 00:33:39.420
You can absolutely, you can go in and you can, you know, marvel at

711
00:33:39.420 --> 00:33:42.720
the massive high concepts they're playing about with and, you know

712
00:33:42.720 --> 00:33:43.740
the fun.

713
00:33:43.799 --> 00:33:47.579
But ultimately, I find it very entertaining to watch.

714
00:33:47.640 --> 00:33:48.660
And I, I don't know.

715
00:33:48.720 --> 00:33:50.940
I think that's an underrated virtue in television.

716
00:33:51.000 --> 00:33:52.799
No, I think it's super important.

717
00:33:52.859 --> 00:33:57.779
And also, I think that there's a, like, it's still got that Star

718
00:33:57.779 --> 00:34:03.359
Trek spirit, like there's still a kind of warmth and optimism and

719
00:34:03.359 --> 00:34:08.159
you know, it's still positive, despite, you know, the violence and

720
00:34:08.159 --> 00:34:09.480
all of that.

721
00:34:09.539 --> 00:34:13.380
The older I've got, the more sort of daft I want TV experience.

722
00:34:13.440 --> 00:34:14.760
Life is so bloody serious.

723
00:34:14.820 --> 00:34:16.920
So I want to have a bit of fun with my telly.

724
00:34:21.360 --> 00:34:24.900
I mean, the alien is so ridiculous.

725
00:34:25.019 --> 00:34:27.119
We are going to go.

726
00:34:27.179 --> 00:34:28.019
There we go.

727
00:34:28.139 --> 00:34:30.539
They're going into the path of black hole.

728
00:34:30.599 --> 00:34:31.559
But hang on a minute.

729
00:34:31.619 --> 00:34:33.420
There isn't time.

730
00:34:33.480 --> 00:34:34.559
Oh, yeah, no, there is, look.

731
00:34:34.619 --> 00:34:35.340
No, no.

732
00:34:35.400 --> 00:34:37.800
No, that's just that's just gravity things.

733
00:34:37.860 --> 00:34:40.920
We'll find out that Mariner was lying about the time quakes.

734
00:34:40.980 --> 00:34:44.219
She admits to just it being normal black hole.

735
00:34:44.280 --> 00:34:46.500
They know the cliches themselves.

736
00:34:46.559 --> 00:34:47.699
Yeah. yeah.

737
00:34:47.760 --> 00:34:48.900
Oh yeah, yeah, absolutely.

738
00:34:49.679 --> 00:34:56.699
So the alien. like the separating alien, um, we are going to do

739
00:34:56.699 --> 00:34:59.940
the animated series at some and it'll be interesting to see what

740
00:34:59.940 --> 00:35:03.780
we think of it, but it does just seem like sort of Star Trek for

741
00:35:03.780 --> 00:35:04.380
children.

742
00:35:04.440 --> 00:35:08.400
And they do have an alien on the bridge as well, which they could

743
00:35:08.400 --> 00:35:08.940
never.

744
00:35:09.000 --> 00:35:11.039
So, I'd be interesting to see that because I don't think that's

745
00:35:11.039 --> 00:35:14.039
altogether a terrible premise, you know, not true children.

746
00:35:14.099 --> 00:35:14.880
No.

747
00:35:15.480 --> 00:35:18.179
Oh no, he's been turned.

748
00:35:18.239 --> 00:35:22.320
Look, he's, he's, so the, so the joke is, is that he is basically

749
00:35:22.320 --> 00:35:24.000
loquitous a Borg now.

750
00:35:24.059 --> 00:35:25.440
But because he's so crap.

751
00:35:25.500 --> 00:35:26.579
Well, yeah.

752
00:35:26.579 --> 00:35:28.619
He's called I Excr...

753
00:35:28.619 --> 00:35:29.880
Excr...

754
00:35:29.940 --> 00:35:31.199
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

755
00:35:31.260 --> 00:35:34.500
But the joke is a riff on Iborg, isn't it?

756
00:35:34.559 --> 00:35:35.940
The episode eyeball.

757
00:35:36.000 --> 00:35:37.739
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

758
00:35:37.860 --> 00:35:39.000
Yeah.

759
00:35:39.059 --> 00:35:41.519
And maybe like I, Claudius and other titles like that.

760
00:35:41.579 --> 00:35:44.280
Well, I, Iborg is probably a roof on eye, Claudius too.

761
00:35:44.340 --> 00:35:45.179
Can I ask you a question?

762
00:35:45.239 --> 00:35:49.380
Do you think someone's written out like a book with all the jokes

763
00:35:49.380 --> 00:35:51.300
of this and all the in references?

764
00:35:51.360 --> 00:35:52.440
I bet someone ask.

765
00:35:52.980 --> 00:35:56.280
And they're updating it every year and flogging it again.

766
00:35:56.340 --> 00:35:59.039
There he got 78%.

767
00:35:59.099 --> 00:35:59.639
Bless him.

768
00:35:59.760 --> 00:36:02.579
I've got 7 alpha when you know 8%.

769
00:36:03.780 --> 00:36:09.719
Memory alpha has a lot of links to other things that get reference

770
00:36:09.719 --> 00:36:12.599
so it does mention, it does sort of reference things.

771
00:36:12.659 --> 00:36:14.940
But this, like, I think this is nice.

772
00:36:15.000 --> 00:36:18.659
So they have learned something about each other.

773
00:36:18.719 --> 00:36:23.940
So it has worked, the way that Mariner and Freeman thought it was

774
00:36:23.940 --> 00:36:27.179
working. you know, inadvertently done that.

775
00:36:27.239 --> 00:36:30.780
Well, they basically, the lower decks people basically say, oh

776
00:36:30.780 --> 00:36:32.880
maybe it is quite hard being a bridge officer.

777
00:36:32.940 --> 00:36:35.880
The bridge officers say, well, maybe they aren't quite as shit as

778
00:36:35.880 --> 00:36:36.599
we thought they were.

779
00:36:36.659 --> 00:36:37.619
Yeah, yeah.

780
00:36:37.679 --> 00:36:40.800
Well, and that thing, because it is a sort of running theme that

781
00:36:40.800 --> 00:36:44.519
they don't get told stuff.

782
00:36:44.579 --> 00:36:48.599
They get left out of the loop and things happen to the bridge crew

783
00:36:48.599 --> 00:36:51.900
that they're never privy that they're never privy to.

784
00:36:52.800 --> 00:36:54.840
But you know what, as well?

785
00:36:54.960 --> 00:36:58.380
You remember we ended, take me out to the holosuite on that

786
00:36:58.380 --> 00:37:00.719
agonising, everyone laughing their heads off.

787
00:37:00.780 --> 00:37:02.039
We just got that again here.

788
00:37:02.159 --> 00:37:06.360
Yeah, except that it does end with an actual joke, which is, you

789
00:37:06.360 --> 00:37:10.079
know, Shaq says, oh, there's one thing the Borg left you as that

790
00:37:10.079 --> 00:37:11.340
hearty appetite.

791
00:37:11.400 --> 00:37:14.699
And then you hear him after we go to the credits, you hear Boimler

792
00:37:14.699 --> 00:37:18.780
go, they took everything I have, which...

793
00:37:18.780 --> 00:37:23.460
He's a line from family, I think, or possibly 1st contact.

794
00:37:24.059 --> 00:37:27.300
I didn't wait around for that, so I didn't feel it.

795
00:37:28.800 --> 00:37:29.820
Was it after all these credits?

796
00:37:29.940 --> 00:37:31.619
No, no, no, no, no, no.

797
00:37:31.679 --> 00:37:32.760
Just since we fade to black.

798
00:37:33.360 --> 00:37:37.260
I just thought it was a terrible joke and I was like, no, no, no.

799
00:37:37.260 --> 00:37:40.079
We play with it as well.

800
00:37:40.139 --> 00:37:43.440
But if there's any show, if there's any Star Trek show that could

801
00:37:43.440 --> 00:37:49.800
get away with ending on a crap joke and a laugh, it's this. you

802
00:37:49.800 --> 00:37:51.960
could say, well, it's being very meta doing that.

803
00:37:52.500 --> 00:37:55.440
No, but they actually are not a proper joke.

804
00:37:55.500 --> 00:37:56.880
It's really great.

805
00:37:56.940 --> 00:38:01.619
Okay, I've got a question for you coming out of this.

806
00:38:01.679 --> 00:38:05.639
And that is, is about, because this episode is the most, I think

807
00:38:05.639 --> 00:38:12.059
lower Dexian lower decks episode, as in, it is literally playing

808
00:38:12.059 --> 00:38:15.239
out scenes from 90s strict and lots of them.

809
00:38:15.239 --> 00:38:20.639
And that is kind of like, this shows back, you know?

810
00:38:20.699 --> 00:38:21.599
Yeah.

811
00:38:21.659 --> 00:38:24.360
Is that exhaustible?

812
00:38:24.480 --> 00:38:26.760
Like, how far can you go with that?

813
00:38:26.820 --> 00:38:29.639
You know, at what point do you say, all right, well, we've kind of

814
00:38:29.639 --> 00:38:31.860
done this, taking the piss out of 90 straight for a long time.

815
00:38:31.920 --> 00:38:34.139
At what point do you was like, okay, this is getting a bit tired

816
00:38:34.139 --> 00:38:34.500
now?

817
00:38:34.559 --> 00:38:36.179
How'd you keep that fresh?

818
00:38:36.239 --> 00:38:41.099
Well, I think the way they keep it fresh is by having worthwhile

819
00:38:41.099 --> 00:38:44.820
things of their own and so they have started to do that.

820
00:38:44.880 --> 00:38:47.940
So series 2 ends on a cliffhanger.

821
00:38:48.000 --> 00:38:50.400
We had the development at the end of series one with the

822
00:38:50.400 --> 00:38:52.019
introduction of a new big bad.

823
00:38:52.079 --> 00:38:55.619
This is like, let me get all memory alpha on you.

824
00:38:55.679 --> 00:38:57.840
This is set after nemesis.

825
00:38:57.900 --> 00:39:01.320
And so as far as 24th century trek goes.

826
00:39:01.380 --> 00:39:04.019
This is the 1st I'm shaking my head at you right now.

827
00:39:04.079 --> 00:39:06.300
Canonising lower decks.

828
00:39:06.360 --> 00:39:10.800
So this is the furthest that we've gone in the 24th century, and

829
00:39:10.800 --> 00:39:12.900
so they can change things.

830
00:39:12.960 --> 00:39:16.440
Oh, I didn't realise this was set after all of next year.

831
00:39:16.500 --> 00:39:18.239
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

832
00:39:18.300 --> 00:39:18.599
Yeah.

833
00:39:18.659 --> 00:39:20.639
So it's set off the nemesis.

834
00:39:20.699 --> 00:39:22.739
So it set after Deep Space 9 ends as well.

835
00:39:22.800 --> 00:39:26.880
So, look, that's the greatest gift this could ever give us, is

836
00:39:26.880 --> 00:39:29.579
that Nemesis wasn't the end of 90s trek.

837
00:39:29.639 --> 00:39:31.559
That's right That's right.

838
00:39:31.619 --> 00:39:34.739
And so and so now we have the future.

839
00:39:34.800 --> 00:39:39.539
And, well, you know, I guess we've got Picard, but this charts

840
00:39:39.539 --> 00:39:43.199
this in a very sort of Star Treky way, in that we have a new big

841
00:39:43.199 --> 00:39:43.679
bad.

842
00:39:43.739 --> 00:39:46.440
There's some political complications and stuff.

843
00:39:46.500 --> 00:39:53.460
But also as well, the characters are strong in themselves.

844
00:39:53.519 --> 00:39:56.219
They're not really just riffs on anything.

845
00:39:56.280 --> 00:39:59.639
They're strong characters with defined relationships with each

846
00:39:59.639 --> 00:40:00.059
other.

847
00:40:00.119 --> 00:40:04.079
The comedy comes from the way they interact with one another, and

848
00:40:04.079 --> 00:40:05.039
so does the warmth.

849
00:40:05.099 --> 00:40:09.900
It's not all just the joke of recognising a Star Trek reference.

850
00:40:09.960 --> 00:40:13.559
The humour only, it's like the Buffy effect, isn't it?

851
00:40:13.619 --> 00:40:16.320
Like, I remember with Buffy, I instantly love those characters

852
00:40:16.320 --> 00:40:19.500
because they were funny and they were losers.

853
00:40:19.500 --> 00:40:21.480
And this show has got both those things.

854
00:40:21.539 --> 00:40:23.099
They're both losers and they're funny.

855
00:40:23.159 --> 00:40:25.320
You know, they're the lower decks people and they're hilarious.

856
00:40:25.380 --> 00:40:29.940
But you can weaponize that if you want to.

857
00:40:30.000 --> 00:40:32.699
And now, like, look at the Simpsons where it's killed off

858
00:40:32.699 --> 00:40:35.159
characters and it's impacted.

859
00:40:35.219 --> 00:40:36.780
Like, they could do that here, I think.

860
00:40:36.840 --> 00:40:38.460
And it would...

861
00:40:38.460 --> 00:40:40.320
I mean, I know you probably wouldn't want them to.

862
00:40:40.380 --> 00:40:41.280
No.

863
00:40:41.340 --> 00:40:44.219
I mean, they killed off shacks at the end of series one.

864
00:40:44.280 --> 00:40:49.079
He died saving Rutherford, the Bajoran security officer, but he's

865
00:40:49.079 --> 00:40:49.920
obviously bad.

866
00:40:50.400 --> 00:40:52.199
Why is he back?

867
00:40:52.260 --> 00:40:52.920
I thought he'd left.

868
00:40:53.039 --> 00:40:57.000
No, so he's killed at the end of series one and then we do have an

869
00:40:57.000 --> 00:41:01.559
episode of series 2 where we discover that he's come back to life

870
00:41:01.559 --> 00:41:07.800
and we don't know how and Rutherford's consumed with curiosity

871
00:41:07.800 --> 00:41:09.300
about how he came back.

872
00:41:09.360 --> 00:41:13.320
And there's one speech where I think Mariner burns through about 5

873
00:41:13.320 --> 00:41:17.340
or 6 different possible ways he could have come back in just one

874
00:41:17.340 --> 00:41:23.219
speech, which are always that other characters have come back in

875
00:41:23.219 --> 00:41:24.539
Star Trek episodes.

876
00:41:24.599 --> 00:41:26.460
And it turns out he's not allowed to know.

877
00:41:26.519 --> 00:41:31.500
And so we never find out. essentially, it's just a thing that

878
00:41:31.500 --> 00:41:34.199
happens to major characters in Star Trek.

879
00:41:34.260 --> 00:41:38.280
They just get fired onto a Genesis planet and then they're back

880
00:41:38.280 --> 00:41:39.300
with us for the next film.

881
00:41:39.360 --> 00:41:44.159
I think with that episode there, it's smartly written.

882
00:41:44.219 --> 00:41:46.139
It's very funny.

883
00:41:46.559 --> 00:41:49.019
Jesus, the naked time section.

884
00:41:49.079 --> 00:41:50.519
I mean it's hilarious.

885
00:41:50.639 --> 00:41:52.500
It's very nostalgic.

886
00:41:52.559 --> 00:41:56.940
You know, it has huge love for 90s trek and it says something

887
00:41:56.940 --> 00:41:59.400
about the characters and takes, it gives them all a bit of

888
00:41:59.400 --> 00:41:59.760
development.

889
00:41:59.820 --> 00:42:01.199
Like, that's just good telly.

890
00:42:01.260 --> 00:42:03.360
Yeah, it's very warm too.

891
00:42:03.420 --> 00:42:05.760
Like, I think that's very affectionate towards the characters.

892
00:42:05.820 --> 00:42:06.960
It's not mean spirited.

893
00:42:07.019 --> 00:42:10.500
You mentioned Rick and Morty, which, you know, has perfect.

894
00:42:10.559 --> 00:42:12.840
I think it is kind of...

895
00:42:12.960 --> 00:42:14.099
I haven't, yeah.

896
00:42:14.159 --> 00:42:17.400
I'm watching through the Big Bang at the moment and a Big Bang

897
00:42:17.400 --> 00:42:22.440
Theory and I do, I like it a lot and I do like what, it is a bit

898
00:42:22.440 --> 00:42:24.239
nasty at times and a bit.

899
00:42:24.659 --> 00:42:25.980
Yeah, unpleasant.

900
00:42:26.039 --> 00:42:26.880
There's none of that here.

901
00:42:26.940 --> 00:42:30.420
You can literally just, you can, you can relax into this and just

902
00:42:30.420 --> 00:42:31.500
have fun with it.

903
00:42:31.559 --> 00:42:34.800
It can be very violent in the way that Rick and Morty can be very

904
00:42:34.800 --> 00:42:38.699
violent, but it's not nasty in the way that Rick and Morty is.

905
00:42:38.760 --> 00:42:41.340
And part of the pleasure, I think, of freaking Morty is the

906
00:42:41.340 --> 00:42:44.880
transgressive pleasure of enjoying something that's a bit nasty

907
00:42:44.880 --> 00:42:48.119
you know, it's a feature, not a bug.

908
00:42:48.239 --> 00:42:51.239
I think I'm gonna go for the last line here.

909
00:42:51.300 --> 00:42:51.780
Okay?

910
00:42:51.840 --> 00:42:52.920
Okay.

911
00:42:52.920 --> 00:42:55.860
Can Star Trek have a successful comedy series?

912
00:42:55.920 --> 00:42:57.360
Yes, it can.

913
00:43:00.420 --> 00:43:05.699
Okay, it's time for us to go to Untitled Star Trek Project.com

914
00:43:05.699 --> 00:43:09.840
slash Randomiser and pick our next episode.

915
00:43:09.960 --> 00:43:13.800
Joe, which series are we choosing from for next week?

916
00:43:13.860 --> 00:43:17.820
Well, I don't think I'm experiencing enough pain at the moment, so

917
00:43:17.820 --> 00:43:22.440
I have this somewhat quirky desire to watch another Voyager

918
00:43:22.440 --> 00:43:22.860
episode.

919
00:43:22.980 --> 00:43:24.239
Oh my god.

920
00:43:24.300 --> 00:43:26.219
But I do have a reason for that.

921
00:43:26.280 --> 00:43:27.420
Okay.

922
00:43:27.480 --> 00:43:31.019
Well, because I think generally speaking, Voyager V is one way or

923
00:43:31.019 --> 00:43:31.800
the other, right?

924
00:43:31.860 --> 00:43:34.320
And we hit upon an episode.

925
00:43:34.380 --> 00:43:36.539
The 1st one where it was Khan of Middling, you know?

926
00:43:36.599 --> 00:43:41.159
It was it was worthy and it was a lot of fun.

927
00:43:41.219 --> 00:43:43.019
It had lots to say.

928
00:43:43.079 --> 00:43:47.039
But it was also mired in terrible cliches.

929
00:43:47.099 --> 00:43:52.500
Whereas I think Voyager can actually be super fun when it's really

930
00:43:52.500 --> 00:43:53.159
shit.

931
00:43:53.219 --> 00:43:55.800
And when it's really fantastic.

932
00:43:56.219 --> 00:43:57.599
Yeah.

933
00:43:57.659 --> 00:44:00.420
And it can do both of those things.

934
00:44:00.480 --> 00:44:02.880
With alarming frequency, yeah.

935
00:44:04.079 --> 00:44:05.579
All right.

936
00:44:05.639 --> 00:44:07.019
So it's just Voyager then.

937
00:44:07.079 --> 00:44:08.340
Just Voyager.

938
00:44:08.400 --> 00:44:08.639
Yes.

939
00:44:08.699 --> 00:44:09.300
All right.

940
00:44:09.360 --> 00:44:09.900
Okay.

941
00:44:10.440 --> 00:44:12.599
I want you to press the button.

942
00:44:12.659 --> 00:44:14.940
I'm doing it right now.

943
00:44:15.539 --> 00:44:19.440
Oh, Jesus Christ. the episode after the last one we did.

944
00:44:19.500 --> 00:44:21.000
Oh, show me what's that?

945
00:44:21.059 --> 00:44:24.119
It's called prophecy and it's unbelievably shit.

946
00:44:24.179 --> 00:44:26.460
But I feel like series 7 again.

947
00:44:26.519 --> 00:44:27.960
Maybe we shouldn't do that again.

948
00:44:28.019 --> 00:44:29.699
Yeah, let's not. we re-roll.

949
00:44:29.699 --> 00:44:32.039
Early Voyager's got Cesca in it.

950
00:44:32.099 --> 00:44:33.719
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

951
00:44:33.780 --> 00:44:36.719
And they still give lines to Chakotay back then.

952
00:44:36.780 --> 00:44:38.880
It's obscenious now, I'm saying.

953
00:44:38.940 --> 00:44:39.179
Okay.

954
00:44:39.239 --> 00:44:40.440
I'm pressing again.

955
00:44:40.679 --> 00:44:42.900
Another series 7 episode.

956
00:44:42.960 --> 00:44:44.460
Oh, this can't be true.

957
00:44:44.519 --> 00:44:45.179
Natural law.

958
00:44:45.239 --> 00:44:46.380
It's a Chakose episode.

959
00:44:46.440 --> 00:44:51.119
The tail end of series 7 where he's romancing 7 of 9. is

960
00:44:51.119 --> 00:44:52.260
abominable.

961
00:44:52.320 --> 00:44:53.639
Yep, no, gross.

962
00:44:53.760 --> 00:44:54.659
Okay.

963
00:44:54.719 --> 00:44:56.820
Oh, yeah, okay.

964
00:44:56.880 --> 00:44:57.659
This is a goodie.

965
00:44:57.719 --> 00:44:58.440
This is a good idea.

966
00:44:58.500 --> 00:45:00.000
And it is fun as well.

967
00:45:00.059 --> 00:45:05.159
It's season three, episode four, and it's called The Swarm.

968
00:45:05.219 --> 00:45:07.619
Do you remember anything about the sword?

969
00:45:07.679 --> 00:45:08.760
Yes, I think I do.

970
00:45:08.820 --> 00:45:10.440
I think I do.

971
00:45:10.500 --> 00:45:11.639
Dual plots.

972
00:45:11.699 --> 00:45:15.300
So it's got a swarm that attacks Voyager.

973
00:45:15.360 --> 00:45:17.880
So there's some like quite nice set pieces in it, but it's got a

974
00:45:17.880 --> 00:45:21.599
2nd plot where the doctor is suffering from amnesia.

975
00:45:21.659 --> 00:45:26.820
Oh, which means Robert Picardo is a big part of this episode.

976
00:45:26.880 --> 00:45:28.559
All right, I'm sold.

977
00:45:28.619 --> 00:45:30.599
You had played Robert Picardo.

978
00:45:30.659 --> 00:45:31.139
There we go.

979
00:45:31.380 --> 00:45:33.000
Brilliant.

980
00:45:33.059 --> 00:45:36.840
But also as well, it like, I've seen to recall the 2 plots that

981
00:45:36.840 --> 00:45:40.440
have nothing to do with each other whatsoever or the resolutions.

982
00:45:40.500 --> 00:45:44.219
And so it's also Voyager sort of floundering a little bit as

983
00:45:44.219 --> 00:45:44.460
well.

984
00:45:44.519 --> 00:45:46.260
But it is quite fun.

985
00:45:46.260 --> 00:45:49.559
And it gives us a lot to talk about because it's that point where

986
00:45:49.559 --> 00:45:53.880
they jettisoned all of the Archie stuff that they were doing in

987
00:45:53.880 --> 00:45:56.460
series one and 2 and just said, right, we're just going to have

988
00:45:56.460 --> 00:45:56.760
some fun.

989
00:45:56.880 --> 00:45:58.679
Okay, all right.

990
00:45:58.739 --> 00:46:00.420
All right, I'm up for that for sure.

991
00:46:09.480 --> 00:46:13.679
You've been listening to Untitled Star Trek Project with Joe Ford

992
00:46:13.679 --> 00:46:15.000
and Nathan Bottomley.

993
00:46:15.059 --> 00:46:19.260
You can find us online at untitledstar trekproject.com, where you

994
00:46:19.260 --> 00:46:22.320
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995
00:46:22.380 --> 00:46:26.519
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996
00:46:26.519 --> 00:46:28.260
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997
00:46:28.320 --> 00:46:32.940
This episode was recorded on the 6th of December 2021 and released

998
00:46:32.940 --> 00:46:34.500
on the 24th of December.

999
00:46:34.559 --> 00:46:38.579
We'll see you next time for Voyages, the Swarm.