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Hey, Joe. Hi.

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So, we're back doing an episode that screened just less than 2 years ago, so some fairly recent Star Trek.

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It's Lower Decks series 3, episode 7, a mathematically perfect redemption.

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And you were saying before, and I think maybe in last week's episode that this is one of your favourite Kurtzman era, Trek episodes.

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A mathematically perfect episode of Star Trek, I would say.

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Yeah, I think this is really unique.

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I just love the fact it basically skews the regulars completely and goes off, it tells this tale on the other side of the galaxy with a Xacomp of all things.

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Now, I don't really remember too much of the history of peanut hamper.

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Was she a regular character?

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No, so she just turns up in series one, episode 10.

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So the series finale, and we actually see the recap at the beginning where she's asked to help against the Paclands, I think.

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And, um, uh, she refuses, she says actually, no, I'm not going to help.

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She sort of pizzes off.

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And as a result, of course, Shacks is killed trying to save Rutherford.

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And Badgie is involved, I think.

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So it's all very complicated.

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We do get a recap of it.

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She does the thing that always irritates me in Star Trek, and there isn't a single like 90s trek show that isn't guilty of this of where they go to, you know, a group of people, you know, you can step away from this very dangerous situation if you want to, and everyone goes, oh, no, sir, I'll come with you into any situation.

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And I always say to you, don't I?

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Why does nobody just go, do you know what?

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I'm not going to do that, you know, like I'm not, and she, at the beginning of this, just goes, yeah, I'm not going to do that.

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She's going, it's my 1st day.

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You know, like, it's literally my 1st day.

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I'm not gonna go and sacrifice myself.

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But she's so awful.

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She's like, see you later, Lucy.

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I was thinking they're all gonna die.

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And then immediately I'm going, I'll preempt in the episode now immediately, obviously, they're rescued by the Titan and Captain Riker. and she's just left flying in space going, Hey, guys, you know, come back.

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And thus our adventure begins here.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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And so it's it is pretty great.

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It is on a sort of planet called Ariolus, and there are bird people, but not the bird people that we've seen on Star Trek before, more of which later I imagine.

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And it's just a very kind of sweet and funny story.

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And icky, which places.

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Yeah, places.

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Yeah, and absolutely undermined by the character of peanut hamper.

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So it's called a mathematically perfect redemption named after how she gets her name.

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She says in series one, episode 10, that it's her mathematically perfect name.

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She's calculated that the perfect name for her is peanut hamper.

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Um, and it's not a redemption at all.

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She's awful all the way through.

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And we think she's growing to become a better person. and it's completely undermined at the end and then undermined again.

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So it is pretty great.

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And where she ends up puts her in a great position for what is something a little bit more like an actual redemption, which takes place in season four, episode seven, an episode that screened just a year ago called A Few Badgies More, which features her and Agamus, who she meets in the final episode.

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Jeffrey Coombs.

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Yeah.

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You and I could do very evil things together.

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So good.

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So he's not the only deep safe sign guest star this episode.

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Did you notice?

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I did notice the growly, snarly voice of J.G. Hertzler.

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I didn't even look at the carces because they somehow managed to draw that alien.

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So he looks a bit like J.G. Herzler does now as an old man.

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So he's the Dracmani captain, the scavenger.

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And they're in the next episode, I think, with peanut hamper as well.

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Yes, yeah, so he's in it too.

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It's a bit like sort of Robert O'Reilly.

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You can't really mistake that voice, can you?

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You're like, yeah.

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This episode absolutely proves as well that Star Trek just needs more cunts in it.

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There's just not enough characters that are just really...

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Awful people.

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Gee, Rudbury seem to think that everyone should be, you know, morally light and lovely people going around the universe.

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But actually, this proves, I was sort of thinking.

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What other shows Star Trek shows have given us, you know, really horrible people like this.

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I'm thinking, well, maybe sometimes Garak could be a bit awful and he was wonderful, right?

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We loved him for it.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Probably the ultimate example of a long-term character that is constantly undermining, insulting, and generally getting in the way and yet somehow still being of great help when the situation needs irritatingly.

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Oh, I could have done with a bit more peanut hamper.

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I mean, lower decks does have a bare hit rate than not of having characters which sort of toe the line between being quite horrible and quite lovely.

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And I do like that, you know, it just makes it a more interesting ensemble.

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But the fact that this is one of those robots.

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So it's cute little robots from quality of life.

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That's a total bitch.

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It's just such a weird juxtaposition.

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I love it.

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Well, except it is kind of inevitable, isn't it?

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Like once we discovering quality of life that the XOcoms are sentient.

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You kind of think the next natural thing is the 1st exocomp in Starfleet, and they go there.

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It's a brilliant, brilliant idea.

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And having her bee.

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So incredibly hilarious at all.

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I think the creators have stepped back and gone, right, we want this really terrible character.

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What is the cutest thing we can possibly think of in Star Trek that ain't a tribble.

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Oh, the exacomps.

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Yeah, they were just so cutesy wootsy.

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She's so good.

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And then it's just how it jumps through all the rings of a redemption episode in Star Trek, you know?

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And I remember the 1st time I watched it and I was going, oh, you know, she's not so bad after all.

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And then at the end, feeling really stupid because this was called a mathematically precise redemption.

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You know?

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Did I say precise?

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I meant perfect.

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Yeah.

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But also as well, I think it's a really visually interesting episode as well.

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I think the planet is gorgeous and there's sort of space effects and ships coming in and all sorts.

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It's just so brilliant all rounder.

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And totally unlike anything lower decks has done anywhere else as well.

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It's telling a fresh type of Star Trek episode and we can only applaud it for that.

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You must have been so pleased at how many times the word fuck was blooped out in this as well.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I mean, I prefer keeping it in, but they do bleep it in lower decks and say that's fine, I guess.

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It's so funny because you're like, oh, no, she's going to go down onto this pre-warp civilisation and, you know, affect them with technology.

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No.

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The 1st thing she does is infect them with swear words.

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So good.

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Let's watch this thing.

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We're gonna have a great time.

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Okay, all right.

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I will count us in.

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Five, four, three, two, one, and we're off.

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So it's the Cerritos.

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No, I didn't.

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Yes.

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In, yes, in the, in the eye dent.

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So we don't get the opening credits in this, and I'm a bit sad about that because I love the opening credits and the music, but we get a beautiful version of the credits music.

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The music's great, but it's also, as well, just showing the time and the distance that poor peanut hamper is travelling.

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So here we see the Cerritos being carved up by that giant pack led ship.

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Like if you squinted, that could be really good CGI.

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Yeah, well, it is really, isn't it?

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So peanut hamper.

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You can load it into your ship with your robotic abilities.

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Nah, you're right.

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Yeah, I'm gonna pass.

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Off she goes.

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That's so cute.

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I love the design of the Xacombs.

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Yeah, yeah, they're awesome, aren't they?

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They're really really good.

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We're all gonna die.

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We're all overacting enormously.

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It was wonderful.

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Sucks to be organic.

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Enjoy.

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I mean, you've got...

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She's not only a bad thing.

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She's sarcastic with it.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah.

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And it's just great.

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She does a commentary on the end of the episode.

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Yeah, this is the episode end where Shaq gets killed on the ship, the ship explodes and the big guy died.

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I mean, she does go as well.

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They wanted me to do that.

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No way, Jose.

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Yeah, yeah, that's right.

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And there's the, there's the, the, uh, um, Titan.

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I don't know why, though.

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The Warriors just all gracefully sort of spins through space.

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I feel really sorry for her.

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Yeah, and she's tiny in the shot.

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Like she's really small.

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It turns out one bit of that debris is the original implant.

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Rutherford's original implant that he has in series one and that gets picked up because it has a copy of badgie in it.

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And...

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So sinister.

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That bloody bad.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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So there's an episode in series 4, which is a kind of sequel to this that Peanut Hamper and Agamus, I think is pronounced.

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Peanut, hamper, and Agamus appearing called, um, a few badgies more.

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And it's very, it's really very good and it has some surprising extra badgies, as you might expect, from the name.

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This, that slow down tower music and that beautiful animation.

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It is a mission statement that this is something a bit different though, isn't it?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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And I think, you know, like, this, like, there are ways that this show sees itself as a sequel to the animated series because it is the 1st Star Trek animation that's been attempted since then.

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But obviously it's beautifully and expensively animated, and they're really proud of that.

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Like they make beautiful things in a way that Kurtzman Trek does and in a way that 90s trek often doesn't.

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I love the fact that peanut hamperers created a rock and made it look like a exacomp and that's her best friend.

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She's like, I will never leave you. for me like that.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I'll never leave you so weird.

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The 2nd someone comes home.

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See you later, sorry.

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There's only one of us.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, here you go.

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You've got a friend for life.

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She's so awful.

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So here's the drug money turning up.

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And so immediately there's the tractor beam.

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She flings it into the tractor beam, doesn't she?

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Is that what's happening?

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Off she goes.

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Yep, there goes, Soph.

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Bye.

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She's so awful.

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It's brilliant She just will not learn anything. terrific.

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And to be fair, even during the moments where it looks like the redemption is genuinely occurring.

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She's still snippy and sarky and...

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Mean about the planet.

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You know, this beautiful planet.

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Look at this from the point of view of her waking up with all the binary numbers.

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Oh, so no, we're doing the usual hair, you know, the Starfleet character that's landed on the planet is being hailed as a gold.

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Yeah, yeah, it's thine own self, isn't it?

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Oh, I love these bird people.

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So great.

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So in Zelda Breath of the Wild, there is a village of wild.

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And that was all we could think about, me and Brendan and James when we were watching this.

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It's Peanut Hamper goes to Rito Village and is rude about everyone. sort of the huge jungle vistas and that was reminded me a bit of Avatar as well, you know?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Oh yeah, I think there's there are some definite visual references to Avatar.

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And here too.

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So this is um...

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Oh, what's his name?

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Caltoris, the leader, and he's scraping some stuff off her because she's been horribly scorched, like her Starfleet uniform is burned off because it was just painted on, obviously.

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And he's scraping it off and she's kind of getting off on it.

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So we said, you know what I mean?

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And what is a sort of rather creepy way?

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Like, oh, you know, just...

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Do it again or whatever you were doing over there.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, you're creepy, dreadful.

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It's not the creepiest thing that happens in this between that robot and a bird person.

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The hotbird person.

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Take a good look at this beautiful Avian village because by the end of it, it's going to be a burnt cinder.

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Yeah, yeah.

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And it is beautiful.

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I mean, everything just looks stunning and these people are really just well realised.

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And it's funny as well because so they've rejected technology.

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We don't know what I do.

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That's really special.

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Thanks.

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And she makes candy because, of course, they've got a little replicator built in.

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Remember, so it can build tools, so she's giving it candy.

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Wasn't thine own self the same sort of story, again, where data was improving things in the village until we realised that...

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Except, yes, he brought radioactive.

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He was killing them all.

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Unfortunately, yeah.

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Oh, he is, yes.

233
00:14:24.360 --> 00:14:25.679
It's very buff, isn't it?

234
00:14:25.740 --> 00:14:36.960
I love it when she says later, though, you know, at the end when she's throwing all her insults just on her way out of the village, she goes, he cries after he has sex every time. cries after we do it.

235
00:14:38.580 --> 00:14:41.879
Yeah, so he's very like that, you know.

236
00:14:42.000 --> 00:14:44.700
They're usually the muscly ones actually.

237
00:14:44.940 --> 00:14:46.799
Well, they go.

238
00:14:46.860 --> 00:14:48.360
So he is hot, isn't he?

239
00:14:48.480 --> 00:14:49.259
Buff bird guy.

240
00:14:49.320 --> 00:14:55.860
I'm getting some major bad boy finished vibes.

241
00:14:56.399 --> 00:14:58.980
Keep it in your pants, sister.

242
00:14:59.340 --> 00:15:06.000
And I think that's Lauren Tom, who plays Amy in Futurama. is that.

243
00:15:06.059 --> 00:15:07.259
The woman there.

244
00:15:07.379 --> 00:15:09.899
Imagine if this was live action.

245
00:15:09.960 --> 00:15:11.220
What these bird people would look like?

246
00:15:11.279 --> 00:15:13.019
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

247
00:15:13.080 --> 00:15:13.679
They look terrible.

248
00:15:13.740 --> 00:15:24.779
So, the bird, there are bird people in, um, in the animated series, and they're called Aurelians, and in fact...

249
00:15:24.840 --> 00:15:28.019
Yeah, she calls them poor man's Aurelians.

250
00:15:28.139 --> 00:15:33.899
She refers to the REO as poor man's Aurelians.

251
00:15:33.960 --> 00:15:42.360
And in fact, we saw the other day in prodigy that Chakotay's 1st officer is a flightless Aurelian.

252
00:15:42.720 --> 00:15:49.259
Arik Adrik, who, uh, we, so they're back.

253
00:15:49.320 --> 00:15:51.539
So they're in prodigy and they are in lower decks.

254
00:15:51.600 --> 00:15:53.940
Humping best on with animation, don't you think?

255
00:15:54.000 --> 00:15:55.379
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

256
00:15:55.440 --> 00:15:57.179
Well, it's like the cat people, isn't it?

257
00:15:57.240 --> 00:15:58.080
Do you know what I mean?

258
00:15:58.139 --> 00:16:02.399
Like maress or whatever in the animated series and obviously Dr. Ta'ana in this.

259
00:16:02.460 --> 00:16:08.159
Um, and Miglamo isn't, he's not an Aurelian or one of these guys either.

260
00:16:08.220 --> 00:16:10.980
So a skysnake is attacking.

261
00:16:11.399 --> 00:16:13.559
Everything's flies out.

262
00:16:13.620 --> 00:16:14.759
What is it called?

263
00:16:14.759 --> 00:16:16.799
That's what's the great thing.

264
00:16:16.799 --> 00:16:18.779
In the village.

265
00:16:18.840 --> 00:16:19.320
Yes.

266
00:16:19.379 --> 00:16:26.039
They have flying pigs and flying goats and like just everything has wings and flies on, there's the flying pigs.

267
00:16:26.100 --> 00:16:28.019
There's some flying goats in a cage.

268
00:16:28.080 --> 00:16:30.600
Are we milking the milk, yeah.

269
00:16:30.659 --> 00:16:31.860
She's milking.

270
00:16:31.919 --> 00:16:33.779
The goat did a very upsetting mate.

271
00:16:37.200 --> 00:16:39.360
Oh, it's so great.

272
00:16:42.419 --> 00:16:44.220
Oh, gosh, router.

273
00:16:44.279 --> 00:16:46.799
You're not going to turn on by that bird, man, are you?

274
00:16:46.919 --> 00:16:48.720
I am hot bird man.

275
00:16:48.779 --> 00:16:53.100
So he's been bit by a skysnake and he's obviously going to die.

276
00:16:54.240 --> 00:16:56.519
It's so shitty, coach.

277
00:16:56.580 --> 00:16:57.899
It's the circle of life.

278
00:16:57.960 --> 00:17:00.059
He killed me with his venom.

279
00:17:00.179 --> 00:17:04.140
I killed him with my spear and she just comes in and goes, hang on.

280
00:17:04.200 --> 00:17:05.640
It's a manti-venom.

281
00:17:05.700 --> 00:17:07.319
No, you're saying you're being a big baby.

282
00:17:07.440 --> 00:17:14.039
And she cures him and she starts to do these things just because she's kind of annoyed by how shit they are.

283
00:17:14.099 --> 00:17:21.240
And then it starts to look like she's actually making their lives better, which is a thing that she actually is doing.

284
00:17:21.299 --> 00:17:24.900
Oh, she's definitely making broadware. like better in a minute.

285
00:17:24.960 --> 00:17:26.579
Yeah, well yeah.

286
00:17:26.759 --> 00:17:32.339
But he lets out a scream that can be heard all across the village.

287
00:17:32.700 --> 00:17:35.339
Oh, I couldn't believe they did that.

288
00:17:35.400 --> 00:17:37.200
The orgasm. couldn't believe it.

289
00:17:39.180 --> 00:17:43.740
Well, I mean, we have Shacks and Taana having sex.

290
00:17:43.799 --> 00:17:51.420
Oh, I can just about handle that, but a wet tongued snog between a robot and a birdman.

291
00:17:51.480 --> 00:17:53.700
Yeah, I made that into species too far.

292
00:17:57.539 --> 00:18:01.140
Yeah, so now she's very popular and she's helping people and stuff.

293
00:18:01.200 --> 00:18:05.339
Oh, she's sort of flying around with a shopping bag or is that a doctor's bag?

294
00:18:05.400 --> 00:18:06.000
Apparently.

295
00:18:06.779 --> 00:18:10.500
My faecal matter is back to being oily and white.

296
00:18:10.559 --> 00:18:10.920
Thank you.

297
00:18:10.980 --> 00:18:12.839
But also gross.

298
00:18:13.440 --> 00:18:16.380
See, she hasn't quite lost a rich.

299
00:18:16.500 --> 00:18:18.059
No that's right.

300
00:18:18.119 --> 00:18:19.259
Oh, I love this.

301
00:18:19.319 --> 00:18:22.440
She shoots all the birds and they all hatch all the little chicklings.

302
00:18:22.500 --> 00:18:23.579
It's wonderful.

303
00:18:23.640 --> 00:18:30.299
And then, of course, they're trying to make her as cute as possible, so all the birds get on top of her and just...

304
00:18:30.359 --> 00:18:30.839
That's right.

305
00:18:30.900 --> 00:18:31.319
Yeah.

306
00:18:32.220 --> 00:18:36.180
Yeah, so we actually do do a proper redemption arc.

307
00:18:36.240 --> 00:18:39.359
Her and Jeffrey Coombes do one in a few badges more.

308
00:18:39.420 --> 00:18:41.519
So she does actually get a bit of a redemption.

309
00:18:41.579 --> 00:18:44.039
I almost don't want that to happen, though.

310
00:18:44.039 --> 00:18:45.420
Yeah.

311
00:18:45.480 --> 00:18:56.880
But she does get to team up with Megalum and I call computer and she's locked up in the Daystrom Institute in a thing called the Self-aware Megalomaniacal Computer Storage.

312
00:18:56.880 --> 00:18:58.740
Just when that...

313
00:18:58.799 --> 00:19:03.539
Undertake camera, when that image pans out and you see just how many evil robots are locked away.

314
00:19:03.599 --> 00:19:05.400
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

315
00:19:05.460 --> 00:19:07.380
It's kind of like where Landry would go.

316
00:19:07.440 --> 00:19:09.119
Yeah, except he didn't, obviously.

317
00:19:09.180 --> 00:19:12.119
We could probably compile a list actually over the last 50 years.

318
00:19:12.180 --> 00:19:14.460
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. killer computers.

319
00:19:14.519 --> 00:19:20.700
So this is him singing and you're expecting it to be beautiful and he just shrieks and screeches.

320
00:19:21.359 --> 00:19:25.440
How many Star Trek Voyager episodes have we had when they're looking over a beautiful valley like this?

321
00:19:25.500 --> 00:19:32.819
Harry Kim and his latest girlfriend on the planet, except it's some dreadful matted in special effects.

322
00:19:32.880 --> 00:19:35.519
And here it looks cool. meant to be a drawing.

323
00:19:35.579 --> 00:19:36.420
That's right.

324
00:19:38.099 --> 00:19:40.500
She feels like she's growing up.

325
00:19:40.559 --> 00:19:41.460
Yeah.

326
00:19:41.460 --> 00:19:42.839
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

327
00:19:42.900 --> 00:19:44.160
So it is all working.

328
00:19:44.279 --> 00:19:48.359
Just saying all the right things, all the things we need to hear, to think she's evolving as a person.

329
00:19:49.259 --> 00:19:53.640
I was completely fooled the 1st time round because I was like, you know what?

330
00:19:53.700 --> 00:19:58.319
Lower deck does have an edge, but it also can be very touching and very heartwarming as well.

331
00:19:58.380 --> 00:20:00.480
Yeah, and that's true.

332
00:20:00.599 --> 00:20:03.480
And like it normally is heartwarming and touching.

333
00:20:03.539 --> 00:20:05.039
You've got Mariner, do you know what I mean?

334
00:20:05.039 --> 00:20:09.240
Rebelling and stuff like that, but with a heart of gold and stuff, we're about to have sex.

335
00:20:09.299 --> 00:20:10.680
Oh Jesus Christ.

336
00:20:10.740 --> 00:20:13.019
How around 10 noise come shooting?

337
00:20:13.019 --> 00:20:15.059
Yeah, his hair goes around.

338
00:20:15.180 --> 00:20:18.420
She goes, oh, and now she's looking at his dick.

339
00:20:18.480 --> 00:20:20.039
It looks like it's very complicated.

340
00:20:20.160 --> 00:20:28.140
I just can't look at this where they start kissing. no His wind's become an enormous heart for the waterfall.

341
00:20:28.200 --> 00:20:30.660
There he is. having an orgasm.

342
00:20:30.720 --> 00:20:31.440
Boy, oh boy.

343
00:20:31.500 --> 00:20:33.299
Have you ever screamed that loud?

344
00:20:33.420 --> 00:20:35.279
I think I have once or twice.

345
00:20:35.339 --> 00:20:39.299
So this is, don't you think this is Avatar?

346
00:20:39.359 --> 00:20:42.420
We're in the glowing sort of flowers bed thing.

347
00:20:45.480 --> 00:20:51.900
Yeah, so now we start to get the backstory and we understand that she doesn't know.

348
00:20:51.960 --> 00:20:56.339
But we understand why they're so fearful of how to start off with because they used to have technology.

349
00:20:56.400 --> 00:20:57.059
Yeah.

350
00:20:57.059 --> 00:20:58.200
It ended bad.

351
00:20:58.259 --> 00:20:59.640
And why the science is so crap.

352
00:20:59.700 --> 00:21:02.940
Why they're just happy to let themselves get killed by the skysnake and stuff?

353
00:21:03.000 --> 00:21:14.579
And so this is her discovering that they were a space faring civilisation at one and presumably this is where she actually decides to kind of go evil again.

354
00:21:14.640 --> 00:21:15.960
Do you know what I mean?

355
00:21:16.019 --> 00:21:19.259
Maybe up to this point, some kind of redemption is happening.

356
00:21:19.319 --> 00:21:24.539
I love it when science fiction does this with the pictures on the wall depicting the entire history of the planet.

357
00:21:24.599 --> 00:21:26.279
Yeah, just a few images.

358
00:21:26.460 --> 00:21:33.480
And you know, I thought for a 2nd I was going to have a chance to go, my God, look how accurately they've drawn, stock cave set, number 52.

359
00:21:33.480 --> 00:21:36.420
And then they go into this vast cabin.

360
00:21:37.079 --> 00:21:40.680
I was like, 0 yeah, 90s tracks would not have done that.

361
00:21:40.740 --> 00:21:41.940
No.

362
00:21:43.619 --> 00:21:45.960
Oh, yeah, yeah.

363
00:21:46.019 --> 00:21:48.660
Yeah, so what's happening here?

364
00:21:48.720 --> 00:21:52.859
Like, she's kind of saying that she's not good.

365
00:21:52.920 --> 00:21:55.019
She feels bad.

366
00:21:55.079 --> 00:21:57.660
And you don't know how to read it, do you?

367
00:21:57.720 --> 00:21:58.859
Like even in retrospect.

368
00:21:58.920 --> 00:22:04.859
I think the only way to kind of read it is naively that she actually means this, I think.

369
00:22:04.859 --> 00:22:10.619
Well, and I was just incredibly confused the 1st time I was watching it with this nuanced characterisation of an exacomp.

370
00:22:10.680 --> 00:22:12.599
Are we really doing this?

371
00:22:12.660 --> 00:22:13.799
Yeah, yeah.

372
00:22:13.859 --> 00:22:15.720
Well, I mean, how far are we in?

373
00:22:15.779 --> 00:22:21.960
We still haven't seen um, like we... more than halfway and we haven't seen the crew.

374
00:22:22.019 --> 00:22:36.059
Frankly, after, you know, in season one of TOS, when we saw, you know, the water, the water duvet, being able to display such raw emotions, I think Star Trek could actually personify anything.

375
00:22:36.119 --> 00:22:36.720
Yeah.

376
00:22:36.779 --> 00:22:44.880
Yeah, so they had sex again, and apparently whenever they have sex, a bunch of flying tortoises up here.

377
00:22:44.940 --> 00:22:46.859
So now they're getting married.

378
00:22:46.920 --> 00:22:48.720
It's so powerful when the seasons change.

379
00:22:48.779 --> 00:22:49.500
Yes that's right.

380
00:22:49.559 --> 00:22:52.019
We have roosted here today, he says.

381
00:22:52.079 --> 00:22:55.319
It's the wing joining of the 2 of them.

382
00:22:55.380 --> 00:22:57.839
And she's wearing a beak, a bridal beat.

383
00:22:57.900 --> 00:22:58.980
The veil.

384
00:22:59.759 --> 00:23:01.680
So ridiculous.

385
00:23:02.460 --> 00:23:04.619
Can I tell you right?

386
00:23:04.680 --> 00:23:06.240
even jamma love this.

387
00:23:06.299 --> 00:23:08.099
He gave this 3.5 stars.

388
00:23:08.160 --> 00:23:11.579
It's one of his highest rated Kurtzman episodes.

389
00:23:11.640 --> 00:23:12.180
Yeah.

390
00:23:12.240 --> 00:23:15.779
Yeah, okay Oh my god, it's the Sky Avengers.

391
00:23:20.400 --> 00:23:25.440
Oh, yeah, he's mossly, but he is a bit he's a bit emotional, isn't he, raw dog?

392
00:23:25.500 --> 00:23:27.299
He's a bit weird, but he is hot.

393
00:23:27.359 --> 00:23:28.259
So that's fine.

394
00:23:29.039 --> 00:23:33.180
So she staged this, hasn't she?

395
00:23:33.240 --> 00:23:35.519
So, wait, here's J.G. Hertz.

396
00:23:35.579 --> 00:23:36.720
Seriously, doesn't it?

397
00:23:36.720 --> 00:23:39.359
It does look like him.

398
00:23:39.420 --> 00:23:39.960
He's gone.

399
00:23:39.960 --> 00:23:42.480
Even the scar...

400
00:23:42.480 --> 00:23:46.259
The Martok scar as well. like down the eye.

401
00:23:46.380 --> 00:23:54.119
And this is so funny because, you know, when you learn that she's literally there thinking, great, they're here on time, right?

402
00:23:54.240 --> 00:23:56.700
Yeah, it's entire place.

403
00:23:56.759 --> 00:24:01.799
Yeah, she looks like she's, she's, uh, she's being a hero.

404
00:24:01.859 --> 00:24:07.259
Oh, this is where she sends the, she sends the message, doesn't she?

405
00:24:07.319 --> 00:24:14.819
She sends a message to the Soritos for them to come and witness her bravery in the face of a thirsty.

406
00:24:14.880 --> 00:24:17.759
Old babies, the babies.

407
00:24:17.819 --> 00:24:21.299
Oh, save you, she goes.

408
00:24:21.359 --> 00:24:22.319
Yeah, exactly.

409
00:24:23.579 --> 00:24:27.960
Here's the Serritos. there we are But the trouble is, right?

410
00:24:28.019 --> 00:24:30.660
Think of, oh, actually, it's got bird people in there.

411
00:24:30.779 --> 00:24:36.480
It's all our regulars, except to Anna, but we're all on the fridge there. because they are doing their contractual obligation.

412
00:24:36.960 --> 00:24:38.460
Yes, yeah, yeah.

413
00:24:38.519 --> 00:24:39.900
Star Trek, isn't it?

414
00:24:39.960 --> 00:24:52.680
Think of par situational or whatever that episode's called, Avoyager. and Neelix. and they go down onto the bird planet and they hatch the little boat and they put their jealousy aside and they do wonderful things.

415
00:24:52.740 --> 00:24:58.619
And it's basically the same sort of plot, but of course in that, everything is exactly as it seems, whereas the joy of this is.

416
00:24:58.680 --> 00:24:59.220
Yeah.

417
00:24:59.220 --> 00:25:00.960
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

418
00:25:00.960 --> 00:25:05.400
It's how it's some, it's the cliche. it's wonderful Yeah, it's great.

419
00:25:05.519 --> 00:25:12.240
Sorry, I can't hear you because I'm staring at Rowder's... buff torso.

420
00:25:16.319 --> 00:25:18.180
Who can save us?

421
00:25:18.240 --> 00:25:19.559
She goes.

422
00:25:20.579 --> 00:25:24.000
That needs of the view, baby.

423
00:25:24.059 --> 00:25:26.579
Even the way she flies off, it's sort of graceful.

424
00:25:26.640 --> 00:25:28.980
They're not really sort of dynamic, are they?

425
00:25:29.039 --> 00:25:29.759
The ex-acomps.

426
00:25:29.819 --> 00:25:30.660
No, no, no.

427
00:25:30.720 --> 00:25:35.039
The exocomps are very much...

428
00:25:35.039 --> 00:25:35.700
On a string.

429
00:25:35.700 --> 00:25:37.559
Yes, exactly.

430
00:25:38.640 --> 00:25:40.920
Canonically on a string.

431
00:25:44.339 --> 00:25:46.079
Who's that bird man on the bridge?

432
00:25:46.140 --> 00:25:47.039
Is that the counsellor?

433
00:25:47.099 --> 00:25:48.539
That's Miglamo, the counsellor.

434
00:25:48.599 --> 00:25:49.319
Yeah, yeah.

435
00:25:49.380 --> 00:25:53.339
So he isn't a Aurelian or an Ariel.

436
00:25:53.400 --> 00:25:54.539
I love as well.

437
00:25:54.599 --> 00:25:58.740
Like, Tendi, every single time the X-Com does something.

438
00:25:58.799 --> 00:26:00.779
She's like, oh, it's peanut hamper.

439
00:26:00.839 --> 00:26:07.019
She's utterly convinced because she's so lovely that this monstrous robot can be redeemed.

440
00:26:09.119 --> 00:26:17.460
Do you know, if I was J.G. Herser, I'd start to feel as if I'm being typecast a bit, you know, playing all these snarling. it's work, I suppose.

441
00:26:17.579 --> 00:26:19.799
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

442
00:26:19.859 --> 00:26:22.980
And he does play Martoc, remember, in the game?

443
00:26:23.039 --> 00:26:28.380
I think it's in the, um, that hunting game, the least dangerous game that we've already done.

444
00:26:28.440 --> 00:26:30.480
He was in an episode already.

445
00:26:30.539 --> 00:26:32.039
There she is, saving the day.

446
00:26:32.460 --> 00:26:35.099
Right, where the hell are the Cerritos crew?

447
00:26:35.160 --> 00:26:35.640
Did I see it?

448
00:26:38.700 --> 00:26:40.019
At this point.

449
00:26:40.859 --> 00:26:42.900
I have to keep saying it.

450
00:26:42.960 --> 00:26:47.220
At this point, I was so convinced by everything that this was playing out in this episode.

451
00:26:47.519 --> 00:26:49.859
No, and they're there.

452
00:26:49.920 --> 00:26:51.900
You know, they're going to forgive her and stuff.

453
00:26:51.960 --> 00:26:54.180
It's it's very exciting.

454
00:26:54.240 --> 00:27:01.980
But it's like one of those moments where I want to jump out of my seat and punch the air because I was so thoroughly hoodwinked by it.

455
00:27:03.359 --> 00:27:10.740
I think maybe in the back of my head, I was like, well, if she's gone to the length of having sex with that bird, she must mean it.

456
00:27:10.740 --> 00:27:13.319
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

457
00:27:13.380 --> 00:27:14.160
Yeah, yeah.

458
00:27:14.220 --> 00:27:16.859
But she just likes having sex, I think.

459
00:27:16.920 --> 00:27:18.480
Oh, peanut hamper.

460
00:27:18.839 --> 00:27:21.059
We witnessed Peter had the selfless act.

461
00:27:24.119 --> 00:27:27.720
Oh, now, no, I'm sorry, now I wouldn't be so convinced.

462
00:27:27.779 --> 00:27:29.279
Now she's laying it on a bit too.

463
00:27:29.339 --> 00:27:31.380
These beautiful birds that I meant.

464
00:27:31.440 --> 00:27:33.960
Yes, I understand love and sacrifice.

465
00:27:34.079 --> 00:27:35.579
And blah, blah, blah.

466
00:27:35.640 --> 00:27:39.599
And it was this bit now, which goes, no, no, no, you stay here with your people.

467
00:27:41.400 --> 00:27:43.859
I must return to them.

468
00:27:43.920 --> 00:27:46.799
I think we have heard that a few times in Star Trek.

469
00:27:46.859 --> 00:27:47.220
Yes.

470
00:27:47.279 --> 00:27:48.119
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

471
00:27:48.180 --> 00:27:48.480
Yeah.

472
00:27:48.960 --> 00:27:52.140
Well, it's another romance episode, isn't it?

473
00:27:52.200 --> 00:27:53.940
We've talked about Star Trek romance episodes.

474
00:27:54.000 --> 00:27:56.220
This is one of the more convincing one.

475
00:27:56.279 --> 00:27:57.299
Yeah, that's right.

476
00:27:57.359 --> 00:27:59.339
This works quite well. does work quite well.

477
00:27:59.579 --> 00:28:04.740
Look, if only all-star trip romance has had that many muscles on display, we'd be quite happy.

478
00:28:04.799 --> 00:28:06.000
Yeah.

479
00:28:06.000 --> 00:28:07.980
Instead, we end up with a hot guy.

480
00:28:08.099 --> 00:28:12.240
Icky men like it, Meridian and the price and things like that.

481
00:28:12.299 --> 00:28:12.960
Yeah.

482
00:28:12.960 --> 00:28:13.680
Yep.

483
00:28:13.920 --> 00:28:16.140
Oh, what's the current now?

484
00:28:16.259 --> 00:28:18.599
Oh, so the ship.

485
00:28:18.660 --> 00:28:19.440
Oh, yeah.

486
00:28:19.440 --> 00:28:27.240
Yeah, because we blew up the ship, so they've got one of our ships, one of the REO ships, and we're attacking with that.

487
00:28:27.720 --> 00:28:39.359
My, um, my one criticism of this episode is that the unfortunate thing about an episode with a brilliant twist is when you know the twist, you've never experiencing it in the same way.

488
00:28:39.420 --> 00:28:49.140
You know, you saw, you watch the mechanics of the plot and how it's falling you the 2nd time, which does make the 2nd viewing, you know, quite nice, but...

489
00:28:49.140 --> 00:28:51.599
Shakes came in carrying a whole bunch of little baby birds.

490
00:28:51.779 --> 00:28:54.900
They all go sort of bouncing across the village.

491
00:28:56.579 --> 00:28:58.619
And here it is.

492
00:28:58.680 --> 00:29:00.299
This is where it is.

493
00:29:00.359 --> 00:29:02.339
She's been sprung.

494
00:29:02.400 --> 00:29:15.180
I did think as well, actually, on this watch, I was like, well, wouldn't she have possibly calculated that this could happen and so destroy J.G. Hertler's ship during the fireworks, maybe?

495
00:29:15.240 --> 00:29:17.220
Well, that happened, didn't it?

496
00:29:17.279 --> 00:29:22.740
And they had to get on board one of the old ships from the uh, from the cave.

497
00:29:23.400 --> 00:29:27.839
She's so horrible about these bird people now. house.

498
00:29:28.319 --> 00:29:31.799
Star Trek characters just don't behave like this normally.

499
00:29:33.420 --> 00:29:34.920
Yes.

500
00:29:35.039 --> 00:29:38.160
And again, she's dismissing them.

501
00:29:38.220 --> 00:29:56.700
You know, she made that crack about how they had an invented tiles and they had straw now shut the fuck up. sounds like you. in that triple episode where he lost his tongue. even cries after we do it.

502
00:29:58.140 --> 00:30:01.380
And Tandy, Tandy silver leaves.

503
00:30:01.440 --> 00:30:02.579
Bless her.

504
00:30:02.579 --> 00:30:03.660
She's doing it again.

505
00:30:03.720 --> 00:30:05.460
Wonderfully nice, isn't she?

506
00:30:05.519 --> 00:30:07.079
Smell you later.

507
00:30:08.099 --> 00:30:11.400
Because they all shit everywhere, is her?

508
00:30:12.299 --> 00:30:13.019
She's so awful.

509
00:30:13.140 --> 00:30:14.160
So awful.

510
00:30:14.279 --> 00:30:16.019
Oh boy.

511
00:30:16.920 --> 00:30:19.920
And so this is the final act.

512
00:30:19.980 --> 00:30:24.420
And now the Cerritos itself is under threat, obviously, from the big spaceship.

513
00:30:24.480 --> 00:30:26.460
This battle's pretty bad. fabulous.

514
00:30:26.519 --> 00:30:27.420
Look at that.

515
00:30:27.480 --> 00:30:30.119
Sarah and across the hall. looks really good.

516
00:30:31.259 --> 00:30:34.019
Oh, what's the engineer's name?

517
00:30:34.079 --> 00:30:35.640
I love that character.

518
00:30:35.700 --> 00:30:39.240
The one where they're trying to get into our sex is the best.

519
00:30:39.480 --> 00:30:40.259
It's so good.

520
00:30:40.319 --> 00:30:42.059
Can we roll that soon, please?

521
00:30:42.119 --> 00:30:44.819
Well, let's just keep rolling lower decks. brilliant.

522
00:30:45.000 --> 00:30:51.299
In fact, that episode that you mention is the one where Agamus appears for the 1st time.

523
00:30:51.359 --> 00:31:00.779
So the B plot is Boheemler and Mariner down on the planet with Agamus trying not to be seduced by him.

524
00:31:00.839 --> 00:31:04.440
And look at Sexy Router, at the helm of the ship.

525
00:31:04.500 --> 00:31:06.119
Nah, he still cries.

526
00:31:06.839 --> 00:31:09.599
No, no, no, but like that's pretty cool.

527
00:31:09.660 --> 00:31:14.460
And so there is something happening here, isn't it?

528
00:31:14.579 --> 00:31:25.740
Where, um, they discover, so they've hidden themselves away and they're a few science and they're kind of pathetic in a way that that peanut hamper correctly identifies.

529
00:31:25.799 --> 00:31:31.799
You know, they're full of parasites and their faecal matter isn't sort of white and runny.

530
00:31:32.099 --> 00:31:37.200
Um, and so they kind of learn to accept their past.

531
00:31:37.259 --> 00:31:38.940
You know, they're not retreating here anymore.

532
00:31:39.000 --> 00:31:41.640
They are going to, and a new thing is going to happen.

533
00:31:41.700 --> 00:31:44.819
You know, we've got to, you know, we can do what we want.

534
00:31:44.880 --> 00:31:47.519
We don't know if we obey these old rules, which I think is pretty great.

535
00:31:47.579 --> 00:31:50.220
And that's a personal trick message.

536
00:31:50.279 --> 00:31:50.579
There you go.

537
00:31:50.640 --> 00:31:53.579
You have earned your right to command us now.

538
00:31:53.640 --> 00:31:54.720
Yeah.

539
00:31:54.779 --> 00:31:56.220
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

540
00:31:56.279 --> 00:32:00.539
So that's actually quite good, and here's peanut hamper trying to get the credit for that.

541
00:32:00.599 --> 00:32:01.319
We did it.

542
00:32:01.380 --> 00:32:02.400
Yes.

543
00:32:02.460 --> 00:32:03.720
That's it.

544
00:32:03.720 --> 00:32:08.220
That's it. whatever.

545
00:32:08.279 --> 00:32:11.700
I mean, that would have been a good twist again.

546
00:32:11.759 --> 00:32:13.980
No, actually, this is what I was doing all along.

547
00:32:14.039 --> 00:32:15.240
No, no, you weren't.

548
00:32:15.299 --> 00:32:18.240
No, she's just coming to take the take the credit.

549
00:32:21.480 --> 00:32:23.400
The Borg.

550
00:32:23.460 --> 00:32:25.259
Enjoy being assimilated.

551
00:32:26.700 --> 00:32:29.220
She's so dreadful.

552
00:32:29.700 --> 00:32:31.500
Lock her up.

553
00:32:31.559 --> 00:32:34.559
Yeah, that's what we're going to do.

554
00:32:34.559 --> 00:32:35.579
There she is.

555
00:32:35.640 --> 00:32:36.720
Oh, I don't know though.

556
00:32:36.720 --> 00:32:37.500
Institute.

557
00:32:37.559 --> 00:32:43.619
I mean, I love this anything, but I would have just loved this terrible character being in every episode, you know, snarky remarks.

558
00:32:44.279 --> 00:32:51.599
So there's another dumb, another dumb, slightly dumb, self-aware.

559
00:32:51.660 --> 00:32:53.519
Oops, I didn't give you Charles to guess.

560
00:32:54.539 --> 00:32:56.160
There he is.

561
00:32:56.220 --> 00:32:57.720
Agamus.

562
00:32:57.779 --> 00:32:59.160
I must say.

563
00:32:59.880 --> 00:33:02.519
That's a mathematically perfect name, Migo.

564
00:33:02.819 --> 00:33:06.240
I think you and I could do awful things together.

565
00:33:06.599 --> 00:33:11.940
It's such a great part for Jeffrey Coombs as well. absolutely perfect.

566
00:33:12.000 --> 00:33:13.319
He's so good.

567
00:33:13.380 --> 00:33:15.000
But think of that.

568
00:33:15.059 --> 00:33:16.200
I mean, is nomad there?

569
00:33:16.259 --> 00:33:17.220
I can't see.

570
00:33:19.920 --> 00:33:23.220
And that beautiful shot...

571
00:33:23.220 --> 00:33:24.059
Stream Institute.

572
00:33:24.119 --> 00:33:24.420
Yeah.

573
00:33:24.420 --> 00:33:25.200
Yeah.

574
00:33:25.259 --> 00:33:31.680
And that's what it looks like in Star Trek Picard as well. when you see it in Star Trek Picard, which is pretty great.

575
00:33:31.740 --> 00:33:34.380
They're all talking then, the show runners.

576
00:33:34.440 --> 00:33:36.539
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

577
00:33:36.599 --> 00:33:41.640
It's actually that same shot only, like real, except not real, obviously, a special effect.

578
00:33:41.700 --> 00:33:43.680
It's a true one offer, isn't it?

579
00:33:43.740 --> 00:33:45.539
Like, you couldn't do that every other week.

580
00:33:45.599 --> 00:33:47.220
But boy, oh, boy.

581
00:33:47.279 --> 00:33:48.299
It is unique.

582
00:33:48.359 --> 00:33:48.960
Yeah.

583
00:33:48.960 --> 00:33:52.200
And it's just so outrageously funny.

584
00:33:52.259 --> 00:33:54.180
What's being really clever.

585
00:33:54.720 --> 00:34:10.679
I guess the other one that they've done, which is really just a formal experiment where they're trying to do something weird and different and interesting, is that episode Wedge Dudge that introduces the new Vulcan character whose name escapes me.

586
00:34:10.739 --> 00:34:15.360
Um, and it's the one with the 3 lower decks on the different ships.

587
00:34:15.420 --> 00:34:16.139
Remember that?

588
00:34:16.199 --> 00:34:26.579
There's the Klingon ship and there's the Vulcan ship and there's our ship and we have, you know, lower decks characters on each of them all involved in the one plot.

589
00:34:26.639 --> 00:34:27.480
I think it's pretty good.

590
00:34:27.599 --> 00:34:34.619
It must be in series three, I think, because it introduces that new Vulcan character who appears quite a lot in series four.

591
00:34:34.739 --> 00:34:37.440
When you think of something like Voyager as a whole.

592
00:34:37.500 --> 00:34:49.139
You and I have identified lots of episodes where we divert away from the regular cars and generally that's, you know, because half the regular cars are intolerable. those are the preferable episodes.

593
00:34:49.199 --> 00:35:03.780
Living witness when you've seen them all as evil or timeless where we go to an alternative timeline, you know. the killing game when they're all playing those fabulous French resistance characters, you know, and we're like, well, this is much more fun than the usual Tom Paris and Harry Kim episodes.

594
00:35:03.840 --> 00:35:11.280
Unfortunately, or rather fortunately, with lower decks, we're in the advantageous position of loving all the regular characters.

595
00:35:11.340 --> 00:35:15.119
So you can't do this too often because we want to hang with those people.

596
00:35:15.179 --> 00:35:16.320
Yeah.

597
00:35:16.320 --> 00:35:22.440
I did actually find myself missing Mariner and Boemler a little bit by about the midway point.

598
00:35:22.500 --> 00:35:26.940
But obviously this was absolutely worth doing.

599
00:35:27.000 --> 00:35:27.480
I think.

600
00:35:27.539 --> 00:35:36.360
Well, the thing this scores is by giving Peanut Hamper her own episode is I desperately want to go to be a regular at the end of the day.

601
00:35:36.420 --> 00:35:39.900
I was like, no, you would compliment this crew perfectly, you know.

602
00:35:39.960 --> 00:35:42.780
And like I said at the start, you can do this.

603
00:35:42.840 --> 00:35:49.800
You can have like the anti-hero, like they did with Giorgio in the series and it not feel like Star Trek.

604
00:35:49.860 --> 00:35:51.539
Yeah, yeah.

605
00:35:51.599 --> 00:35:52.920
Oh, wonderful.

606
00:35:52.920 --> 00:35:54.719
Terrific stars. so much fun.

607
00:36:02.340 --> 00:36:08.699
All right, it's the end of the episode, and it's time for us to work out where we're going next.

608
00:36:08.760 --> 00:36:15.840
This was your excellent choice, Joe, and so it's time for me to choose something much worse.

609
00:36:15.900 --> 00:36:21.659
And to that end, I have decided that we're going to do an episode event.

610
00:36:21.719 --> 00:36:22.679
No furniture.

611
00:36:22.739 --> 00:36:24.059
We're going to the project.

612
00:36:24.599 --> 00:36:27.719
I was just waiting to hear an abroas.

613
00:36:27.780 --> 00:36:29.340
What do you mean to say, enterprise?

614
00:36:29.400 --> 00:36:37.739
We're still behind on Enterprise, you know, we shouldn't really be doing more Enterprise, but I want to do Voyager because I love it.

615
00:36:38.099 --> 00:36:41.039
So does Kurt's terrible.

616
00:36:41.099 --> 00:36:42.719
Yeah, that's right.

617
00:36:42.780 --> 00:36:48.960
Do you remember that question I've asked about why so much Voyager and so little DS9?

618
00:36:49.019 --> 00:36:52.199
I received an answer this week in an interview?

619
00:36:52.260 --> 00:36:53.760
I can't remember who it was with now.

620
00:36:53.820 --> 00:37:00.599
My memory's terrible, where they basically said, it's such a strong vision and body of work.

621
00:37:00.659 --> 00:37:06.000
They don't want to ruin DS9 by doing too much like afterwards.

622
00:37:06.059 --> 00:37:08.579
And the so I said...

623
00:37:08.579 --> 00:37:08.940
I get it.

624
00:37:09.000 --> 00:37:10.260
I said that.

625
00:37:10.320 --> 00:37:18.480
Do you remember I said I thought that it would be a bad idea for them to go in there and resolve what happens at the end and kind of ruin it?

626
00:37:18.539 --> 00:37:23.039
Like, that we don't want to see what happens to the emissary.

627
00:37:23.099 --> 00:37:26.639
We don't want to see Cisco come back and we don't need to know that.

628
00:37:26.699 --> 00:37:29.099
I think that there's something to be said for that.

629
00:37:29.159 --> 00:37:30.719
We're changelings a bit.

630
00:37:30.780 --> 00:37:31.860
A weird compliment.

631
00:37:31.920 --> 00:37:35.639
We don't want to touch you because you've got too strong of an identity.

632
00:37:35.699 --> 00:37:40.500
And it becomes a compliment to Voyager because it's like, well, your characters are fun.

633
00:37:40.559 --> 00:37:43.440
We'll have you in there, but you've got such a shitty identity yourself.

634
00:37:43.500 --> 00:37:45.659
It don't matter what we do.

635
00:37:45.719 --> 00:37:47.219
Yeah, we don't care what happens.

636
00:37:47.340 --> 00:37:49.860
Yeah, they went on, you know.

637
00:37:49.860 --> 00:37:51.960
And did Star Trek things afterwards.

638
00:37:52.019 --> 00:37:52.619
It was fine.

639
00:37:52.679 --> 00:37:55.619
All right, Star Trek Voyager, are we ready?

640
00:37:55.679 --> 00:37:57.179
No, but let's do it.

641
00:37:57.239 --> 00:37:58.559
Oh my god.

642
00:37:58.679 --> 00:38:03.360
You know, a random soundtrack Voyager episode is the 37s.

643
00:38:03.780 --> 00:38:05.820
Series two, episode one.

644
00:38:05.880 --> 00:38:14.519
Do you know, I was listening to a Star Trek podcast the other day where 5 people were talking about the 37s and they were all lauding it.

645
00:38:14.579 --> 00:38:17.099
Like it was this incredible piece of work.

646
00:38:17.159 --> 00:38:19.260
It is such a bad script.

647
00:38:20.820 --> 00:38:24.239
I'm half tempted to do it.

648
00:38:24.300 --> 00:38:28.139
Anything that opens with, oh, it's a truck in space.

649
00:38:28.199 --> 00:38:31.440
Tom, aren't you an expert on 20th century truck?

650
00:38:34.500 --> 00:38:35.760
All right.

651
00:38:36.360 --> 00:38:41.699
The void, which we covered in episode 117.

652
00:38:41.880 --> 00:38:43.619
Not all that long ago.

653
00:38:44.039 --> 00:38:48.900
Season five, episode 20, think tank.

654
00:38:49.739 --> 00:38:52.739
Oh, that's the one.

655
00:38:52.800 --> 00:38:56.519
Yeah, it's a really cheap, super brain set.

656
00:38:56.579 --> 00:38:59.639
Um, that sort of thinks through all the problems in here.

657
00:38:59.699 --> 00:39:01.500
It's not that great, if I'm honest.

658
00:39:01.559 --> 00:39:04.679
Is it the one with Jason Alexander?

659
00:39:04.739 --> 00:39:05.880
It is.

660
00:39:05.940 --> 00:39:10.199
So Jason Alexander obviously now is on prodigy.

661
00:39:10.619 --> 00:39:15.480
But this is sort of Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, isn't it?

662
00:39:15.539 --> 00:39:18.480
It's about as mid as Voyager gets, you know?

663
00:39:18.539 --> 00:39:25.500
It's like nothing too offensive, but I mean, it was probably a big deal getting Jason Alexander, but now in 2024.

664
00:39:25.619 --> 00:39:26.099
I don't care.

665
00:39:26.159 --> 00:39:30.659
I feel as if we should do something either spectacular or truly dismal.

666
00:39:30.719 --> 00:39:33.420
Okay, well, which one is this?

667
00:39:33.480 --> 00:39:37.380
Season seven, episode 11 shattered.

668
00:39:37.440 --> 00:39:47.099
So that was the season 7 episode where Chakotay is sort of shattered through time and visits various segments of Voyagers history.

669
00:39:47.159 --> 00:39:53.760
It was there one sort of chance to look back over the last 7 years and say all the progress that they haven't made with the premise.

670
00:39:55.079 --> 00:39:57.300
It stars the medium, Robert.

671
00:39:57.420 --> 00:40:01.380
It does have Cisca in it, though, because it does go back to a period where Cisca's in it.

672
00:40:01.440 --> 00:40:05.760
So, okay, that's a thing because what's the other one?

673
00:40:05.820 --> 00:40:07.380
It's not worst case scenario.

674
00:40:07.380 --> 00:40:08.460
It is worst case scenario.

675
00:40:08.519 --> 00:40:09.960
She comes back in that too.

676
00:40:10.019 --> 00:40:13.380
We're sort of on the holodeck, but it all goes a bit wrong as it tends to.

677
00:40:13.440 --> 00:40:14.940
That's right.

678
00:40:15.000 --> 00:40:17.280
Oh, it becomes a hollow novel, doesn't it?

679
00:40:17.340 --> 00:40:18.360
And everyone's playing it.

680
00:40:18.420 --> 00:40:19.739
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

681
00:40:19.800 --> 00:40:28.679
But for an episode that is skipping back through the history of Star Trek Voyager, it's very plain.

682
00:40:28.739 --> 00:40:30.840
Like relativity does the same thing.

683
00:40:30.900 --> 00:40:36.000
Relativity jumps back to just before they boarded Voyager when it's in dry dock.

684
00:40:36.059 --> 00:40:37.800
And it's way more fun.

685
00:40:37.860 --> 00:40:38.940
Pressure again.

686
00:40:39.000 --> 00:40:39.300
Okay.

687
00:40:39.360 --> 00:40:40.019
All right.

688
00:40:40.679 --> 00:40:43.139
Oh, I think you're going to want this one.

689
00:40:43.260 --> 00:40:47.159
Season two, episode 18 Death Wish.

690
00:40:47.219 --> 00:40:48.179
Oh, yes.

691
00:40:48.239 --> 00:40:48.780
Yes.

692
00:40:48.840 --> 00:40:49.619
Yeah.

693
00:40:49.619 --> 00:40:52.019
One of the best...

694
00:40:52.380 --> 00:40:53.820
Really?

695
00:40:53.880 --> 00:40:59.340
Okay, so it's John Delancey, but it's not his 1st appearance on Voyager, is it?

696
00:40:59.460 --> 00:41:01.019
It is his 1st appearance on Voyager.

697
00:41:01.079 --> 00:41:03.059
And it's the only appearance.

698
00:41:03.119 --> 00:41:06.780
I won't give any spoilers to what happens to him. of the 2nd cues in this.

699
00:41:06.840 --> 00:41:14.340
It really has something important to say this episode about euthanasia and making choices.

700
00:41:14.460 --> 00:41:16.980
And it's really funny as well.

701
00:41:17.099 --> 00:41:23.159
I think you'll be a bit miffed because I think I think you have a few issues with Q on Voyager, don't you?

702
00:41:23.219 --> 00:41:25.199
That sort of Q Janeway relationship.

703
00:41:25.260 --> 00:41:29.219
The sexism just annoys me, like he just doesn't have to be sexist.

704
00:41:29.280 --> 00:41:36.059
They don't have to ride him that way, but because they're so conscious that they have a female captain, they have to kind of keep mentioning it.

705
00:41:36.119 --> 00:41:42.960
Like, as if, as if, uh, Celess had Q talking about how Cisco was black all the time.

706
00:41:43.019 --> 00:41:43.920
Do you know what I mean?

707
00:41:43.980 --> 00:41:46.380
That doesn't happen because that would have been horrific.

708
00:41:46.440 --> 00:41:50.880
I kind of think it's a mistake for them to do it with Janeway.

709
00:41:50.940 --> 00:41:54.480
I think this is the only time Q properly works on Voyager.

710
00:41:54.539 --> 00:41:57.239
And that's because, okay, Hiller is writing this script.

711
00:41:57.239 --> 00:42:00.119
And he really, he really does want to do something.

712
00:42:00.119 --> 00:42:04.199
And they conceptualised the queue continuum on this sort of dusty road.

713
00:42:04.260 --> 00:42:05.159
Do you remember?

714
00:42:05.280 --> 00:42:06.840
Yes, I remember that very well.

715
00:42:06.900 --> 00:42:07.860
Super interesting.

716
00:42:07.920 --> 00:42:10.800
Voyager somehow ends up as an ornament on a Christmas tree.

717
00:42:10.860 --> 00:42:13.139
I mean, it's just for me.

718
00:42:13.139 --> 00:42:24.360
And there is a brilliant, brilliant scene where Q says to Janeway, if you let this hearing go my way and it just points to the window and earths outside the window.

719
00:42:24.360 --> 00:42:27.840
It's a really great episode.

720
00:42:27.900 --> 00:42:29.340
I think we should absolutely do that.

721
00:42:29.400 --> 00:42:30.840
Okay, awesome.

722
00:42:39.900 --> 00:42:44.099
You've been listening to Untitled Star Trek Project with Joe Ford and Nathan Bottomley.

723
00:42:44.099 --> 00:42:50.219
We're online at untitled Star Trek Project.com, where you can find subscription links and links to our social media accounts.

724
00:42:50.280 --> 00:42:55.800
Our podcast artwork is by Kayla Ciceran, and the theme was composed by Cameron Lamb.

725
00:42:55.860 --> 00:43:01.739
This episode was recorded on the 17th of September 2024 and released on the 20th of September.

726
00:43:01.800 --> 00:43:05.699
We'll see you next time for Star Trek Voyager, Death Wish.

727
00:43:23.820 --> 00:43:31.800
It's a shame we have to come away from lower decks now, and it'll probably be about 10 episodes before we head back again, because I swear this is where we laugh the most.

728
00:43:32.219 --> 00:43:38.579
So, I mean, we're in a position where, you know, as we record or release this.

729
00:43:38.639 --> 00:43:42.900
It's about a month until the final series, series 5 drops.

730
00:43:42.960 --> 00:43:44.940
So it's not too far away.

731
00:43:45.059 --> 00:43:47.159
And it has been great.

732
00:43:47.219 --> 00:43:55.800
I kind of always say it might be C.S. Lewis, who said, there are 2 times you can stop doing something before everyone's sick of it or afterwards.

733
00:43:55.860 --> 00:44:01.739
And, like, I'm so ending. making the right call, I think, but they are making a good call.

734
00:44:01.800 --> 00:44:02.159
I think.

735
00:44:02.219 --> 00:44:03.000
What would it be?

736
00:44:03.000 --> 00:44:03.599
50 episodes.

737
00:44:03.659 --> 00:44:05.400
That's a nice episode.

738
00:44:05.460 --> 00:44:07.739
Solid run, Nearly as many as discovery.

739
00:44:07.860 --> 00:44:10.800
Well, I think we said this in the past as well.

740
00:44:10.860 --> 00:44:18.179
Probably the most consistently good arm of Star Trek because it just knows what it's doing.

741
00:44:18.239 --> 00:44:20.579
It knows what it's doing and it does it extremely well.

742
00:44:21.000 --> 00:44:38.460
And you know that there's talk of a, um, a live action sitcom of Star Trek in the works, and it, like this has made it clear that it can work as a sick, that can be comedy.

743
00:44:38.519 --> 00:44:43.139
Please, Star Trek, in front of a, you know, live audience.

744
00:44:43.199 --> 00:44:48.539
Every time someone gets on the bridge. sitcoms aren't like that anymore.

745
00:44:48.599 --> 00:44:50.159
I think it could be funny.

746
00:44:50.219 --> 00:44:52.079
You know, we did trouble with Edward.

747
00:44:52.139 --> 00:44:52.619
That was pretty funny.

748
00:44:52.739 --> 00:44:55.739
I reckon it's doable, but we'll see.

749
00:44:55.800 --> 00:44:59.039
I am going to end this episode where I started.

750
00:44:59.099 --> 00:45:05.280
I genuinely do think this is one of the the few perfect episodes of Kursman Drake.

751
00:45:05.519 --> 00:45:07.500
Mathematically perfect.

752
00:45:07.559 --> 00:45:08.880
Phomatically perfect.

753
00:45:11.940 --> 00:45:13.619
Yeah, that was great.

754
00:45:13.679 --> 00:45:15.239
That was great.

755
00:45:15.300 --> 00:45:16.139
Yeah, that was pretty good.