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Hey, Joe. Hi.

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So, we're back doing an episode that screened just less than 2

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years ago, so some fairly recent Star Trek.

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It's Lower Decks series 3, episode 7, a mathematically perfect

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redemption.

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And you were saying before, and I think maybe in last week's

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episode that this is one of your favourite Kurtzman era, Trek

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episodes.

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A mathematically perfect episode of Star Trek, I would say.

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Yeah, I think this is really unique.

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I just love the fact it basically skews the regulars completely

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and goes off, it tells this tale on the other side of the galaxy

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with a Xacomp of all things.

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Now, I don't really remember too much of the history of peanut

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hamper.

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Was she a regular character?

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No, so she just turns up in series one, episode 10.

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So the series finale, and we actually see the recap at the

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beginning where she's asked to help against the Paclands, I

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think.

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And, um, uh, she refuses, she says actually, no, I'm not going to

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help.

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She sort of pizzes off.

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And as a result, of course, Shacks is killed trying to save

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Rutherford.

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And Badgie is involved, I think.

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So it's all very complicated.

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We do get a recap of it.

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She does the thing that always irritates me in Star Trek, and

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there isn't a single like 90s trek show that isn't guilty of this

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of where they go to, you know, a group of people, you know, you

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can step away from this very dangerous situation if you want to

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and everyone goes, oh, no, sir, I'll come with you into any

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situation.

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And I always say to you, don't I?

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Why does nobody just go, do you know what?

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I'm not going to do that, you know, like I'm not, and she, at the

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beginning of this, just goes, yeah, I'm not going to do that.

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She's going, it's my 1st day.

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You know, like, it's literally my 1st day.

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I'm not gonna go and sacrifice myself.

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But she's so awful.

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She's like, see you later, Lucy.

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I was thinking they're all gonna die.

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And then immediately I'm going, I'll preempt in the episode now

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immediately, obviously, they're rescued by the Titan and Captain

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Riker. and she's just left flying in space going, Hey, guys, you

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know, come back.

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And thus our adventure begins here.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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And so it's it is pretty great.

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It is on a sort of planet called Ariolus, and there are bird

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people, but not the bird people that we've seen on Star Trek

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before, more of which later I imagine.

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And it's just a very kind of sweet and funny story.

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And icky, which places.

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Yeah, places.

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Yeah, and absolutely undermined by the character of peanut

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hamper.

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So it's called a mathematically perfect redemption named after how

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she gets her name.

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She says in series one, episode 10, that it's her mathematically

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perfect name.

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She's calculated that the perfect name for her is peanut hamper.

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Um, and it's not a redemption at all.

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She's awful all the way through.

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And we think she's growing to become a better person. and it's

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completely undermined at the end and then undermined again.

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So it is pretty great.

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And where she ends up puts her in a great position for what is

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something a little bit more like an actual redemption, which takes

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place in season four, episode seven, an episode that screened just

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a year ago called A Few Badgies More, which features her and

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Agamus, who she meets in the final episode.

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Jeffrey Coombs.

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Yeah.

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You and I could do very evil things together.

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So good.

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So he's not the only deep safe sign guest star this episode.

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Did you notice?

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I did notice the growly, snarly voice of J.G. Hertzler.

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I didn't even look at the carces because they somehow managed to

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draw that alien.

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So he looks a bit like J.G. Herzler does now as an old man.

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So he's the Dracmani captain, the scavenger.

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And they're in the next episode, I think, with peanut hamper as

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well.

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Yes, yeah, so he's in it too.

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It's a bit like sort of Robert O'Reilly.

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You can't really mistake that voice, can you?

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You're like, yeah.

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This episode absolutely proves as well that Star Trek just needs

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more cunts in it.

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There's just not enough characters that are just really...

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Awful people.

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Gee, Rudbury seem to think that everyone should be, you know

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morally light and lovely people going around the universe.

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But actually, this proves, I was sort of thinking.

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What other shows Star Trek shows have given us, you know, really

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horrible people like this.

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I'm thinking, well, maybe sometimes Garak could be a bit awful and

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he was wonderful, right?

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We loved him for it.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Probably the ultimate example of a long-term character that is

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constantly undermining, insulting, and generally getting in the

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way and yet somehow still being of great help when the situation

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needs irritatingly.

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Oh, I could have done with a bit more peanut hamper.

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I mean, lower decks does have a bare hit rate than not of having

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characters which sort of toe the line between being quite horrible

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and quite lovely.

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And I do like that, you know, it just makes it a more interesting

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ensemble.

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But the fact that this is one of those robots.

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So it's cute little robots from quality of life.

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That's a total bitch.

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It's just such a weird juxtaposition.

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I love it.

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Well, except it is kind of inevitable, isn't it?

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Like once we discovering quality of life that the XOcoms are

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sentient.

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You kind of think the next natural thing is the 1st exocomp in

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Starfleet, and they go there.

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It's a brilliant, brilliant idea.

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And having her bee.

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So incredibly hilarious at all.

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I think the creators have stepped back and gone, right, we want

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this really terrible character.

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What is the cutest thing we can possibly think of in Star Trek

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that ain't a tribble.

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Oh, the exacomps.

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Yeah, they were just so cutesy wootsy.

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She's so good.

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And then it's just how it jumps through all the rings of a

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redemption episode in Star Trek, you know?

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And I remember the 1st time I watched it and I was going, oh, you

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know, she's not so bad after all.

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And then at the end, feeling really stupid because this was called

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a mathematically precise redemption.

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You know?

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Did I say precise?

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I meant perfect.

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Yeah.

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But also as well, I think it's a really visually interesting

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episode as well.

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I think the planet is gorgeous and there's sort of space effects

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and ships coming in and all sorts.

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It's just so brilliant all rounder.

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And totally unlike anything lower decks has done anywhere else as

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well.

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It's telling a fresh type of Star Trek episode and we can only

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applaud it for that.

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You must have been so pleased at how many times the word fuck was

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blooped out in this as well.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I mean, I prefer keeping it in, but they do bleep it in lower

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decks and say that's fine, I guess.

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It's so funny because you're like, oh, no, she's going to go down

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onto this pre-warp civilisation and, you know, affect them with

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technology.

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No.

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The 1st thing she does is infect them with swear words.

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So good.

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Let's watch this thing.

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We're gonna have a great time.

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Okay, all right.

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I will count us in.

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Five, four, three, two, one, and we're off.

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So it's the Cerritos.

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No, I didn't.

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Yes.

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In, yes, in the, in the eye dent.

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So we don't get the opening credits in this, and I'm a bit sad

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about that because I love the opening credits and the music, but

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we get a beautiful version of the credits music.

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The music's great, but it's also, as well, just showing the time

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and the distance that poor peanut hamper is travelling.

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So here we see the Cerritos being carved up by that giant pack led

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ship.

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Like if you squinted, that could be really good CGI.

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Yeah, well, it is really, isn't it?

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So peanut hamper.

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You can load it into your ship with your robotic abilities.

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Nah, you're right.

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Yeah, I'm gonna pass.

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Off she goes.

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That's so cute.

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I love the design of the Xacombs.

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Yeah, yeah, they're awesome, aren't they?

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They're really really good.

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We're all gonna die.

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We're all overacting enormously.

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It was wonderful.

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Sucks to be organic.

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Enjoy.

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I mean, you've got...

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She's not only a bad thing.

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She's sarcastic with it.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah.

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And it's just great.

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She does a commentary on the end of the episode.

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Yeah, this is the episode end where Shaq gets killed on the ship

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the ship explodes and the big guy died.

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I mean, she does go as well.

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They wanted me to do that.

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No way, Jose.

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Yeah, yeah, that's right.

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And there's the, there's the, the, uh, um, Titan.

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I don't know why, though.

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The Warriors just all gracefully sort of spins through space.

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I feel really sorry for her.

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Yeah, and she's tiny in the shot.

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Like she's really small.

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It turns out one bit of that debris is the original implant.

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Rutherford's original implant that he has in series one and that

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gets picked up because it has a copy of badgie in it.

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And...

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So sinister.

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That bloody bad.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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So there's an episode in series 4, which is a kind of sequel to

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this that Peanut Hamper and Agamus, I think is pronounced.

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Peanut, hamper, and Agamus appearing called, um, a few badgies

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more.

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And it's very, it's really very good and it has some surprising

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extra badgies, as you might expect, from the name.

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This, that slow down tower music and that beautiful animation.

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It is a mission statement that this is something a bit different

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though, isn't it?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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And I think, you know, like, this, like, there are ways that this

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show sees itself as a sequel to the animated series because it is

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the 1st Star Trek animation that's been attempted since then.

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But obviously it's beautifully and expensively animated, and

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they're really proud of that.

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Like they make beautiful things in a way that Kurtzman Trek does

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and in a way that 90s trek often doesn't.

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I love the fact that peanut hamperers created a rock and made it

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look like a exacomp and that's her best friend.

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She's like, I will never leave you. for me like that.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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I'll never leave you so weird.

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The 2nd someone comes home.

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See you later, sorry.

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There's only one of us.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, here you go.

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You've got a friend for life.

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She's so awful.

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So here's the drug money turning up.

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And so immediately there's the tractor beam.

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She flings it into the tractor beam, doesn't she?

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Is that what's happening?

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Off she goes.

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Yep, there goes, Soph.

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Bye.

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She's so awful.

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It's brilliant She just will not learn anything. terrific.

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And to be fair, even during the moments where it looks like the

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redemption is genuinely occurring.

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She's still snippy and sarky and...

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Mean about the planet.

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You know, this beautiful planet.

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Look at this from the point of view of her waking up with all the

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binary numbers.

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Oh, so no, we're doing the usual hair, you know, the Starfleet

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character that's landed on the planet is being hailed as a gold.

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Yeah, yeah, it's thine own self, isn't it?

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Oh, I love these bird people.

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So great.

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So in Zelda Breath of the Wild, there is a village of wild.

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And that was all we could think about, me and Brendan and James

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when we were watching this.

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It's Peanut Hamper goes to Rito Village and is rude about everyone

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sort of the huge jungle vistas and that was reminded me a bit of

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Avatar as well, you know?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Oh yeah, I think there's there are some definite visual references

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to Avatar.

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And here too.

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So this is um...

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Oh, what's his name?

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Caltoris, the leader, and he's scraping some stuff off her because

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she's been horribly scorched, like her Starfleet uniform is burned

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off because it was just painted on, obviously.

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And he's scraping it off and she's kind of getting off on it.

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So we said, you know what I mean?

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And what is a sort of rather creepy way?

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Like, oh, you know, just...

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Do it again or whatever you were doing over there.

295
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, you're creepy, dreadful.

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It's not the creepiest thing that happens in this between that

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robot and a bird person.

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The hotbird person.

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Take a good look at this beautiful Avian village because by the

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end of it, it's going to be a burnt cinder.

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Yeah, yeah.

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And it is beautiful.

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I mean, everything just looks stunning and these people are really

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just well realised.

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And it's funny as well because so they've rejected technology.

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We don't know what I do.

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That's really special.

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Thanks.

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And she makes candy because, of course, they've got a little

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replicator built in.

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Remember, so it can build tools, so she's giving it candy.

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Wasn't thine own self the same sort of story, again, where data

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was improving things in the village until we realised that...

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Except, yes, he brought radioactive.

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He was killing them all.

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Unfortunately, yeah.

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Oh, he is, yes.

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It's very buff, isn't it?

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I love it when she says later, though, you know, at the end when

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she's throwing all her insults just on her way out of the village

322
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she goes, he cries after he has sex every time. cries after we do

323
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it.

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Yeah, so he's very like that, you know.

325
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They're usually the muscly ones actually.

326
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Well, they go.

327
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So he is hot, isn't he?

328
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Buff bird guy.

329
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I'm getting some major bad boy finished vibes.

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Keep it in your pants, sister.

331
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And I think that's Lauren Tom, who plays Amy in Futurama. is

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that.

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The woman there.

334
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Imagine if this was live action.

335
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What these bird people would look like?

336
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

337
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They look terrible.

338
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So, the bird, there are bird people in, um, in the animated series

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and they're called Aurelians, and in fact...

340
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Yeah, she calls them poor man's Aurelians.

341
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She refers to the REO as poor man's Aurelians.

342
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And in fact, we saw the other day in prodigy that Chakotay's 1st

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officer is a flightless Aurelian.

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Arik Adrik, who, uh, we, so they're back.

345
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So they're in prodigy and they are in lower decks.

346
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Humping best on with animation, don't you think?

347
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

348
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Well, it's like the cat people, isn't it?

349
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Do you know what I mean?

350
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Like maress or whatever in the animated series and obviously Dr

351
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Ta'ana in this.

352
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Um, and Miglamo isn't, he's not an Aurelian or one of these guys

353
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either.

354
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So a skysnake is attacking.

355
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Everything's flies out.

356
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What is it called?

357
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That's what's the great thing.

358
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In the village.

359
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Yes.

360
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They have flying pigs and flying goats and like just everything

361
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has wings and flies on, there's the flying pigs.

362
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There's some flying goats in a cage.

363
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Are we milking the milk, yeah.

364
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She's milking.

365
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The goat did a very upsetting mate.

366
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Oh, it's so great.

367
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Oh, gosh, router.

368
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You're not going to turn on by that bird, man, are you?

369
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I am hot bird man.

370
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So he's been bit by a skysnake and he's obviously going to die.

371
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It's so shitty, coach.

372
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It's the circle of life.

373
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He killed me with his venom.

374
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I killed him with my spear and she just comes in and goes, hang

375
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on.

376
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It's a manti-venom.

377
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No, you're saying you're being a big baby.

378
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And she cures him and she starts to do these things just because

379
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she's kind of annoyed by how shit they are.

380
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And then it starts to look like she's actually making their lives

381
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better, which is a thing that she actually is doing.

382
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Oh, she's definitely making broadware. like better in a minute.

383
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Yeah, well yeah.

384
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But he lets out a scream that can be heard all across the

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village.

386
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Oh, I couldn't believe they did that.

387
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The orgasm. couldn't believe it.

388
00:17:39.180 --> 00:17:43.740
Well, I mean, we have Shacks and Taana having sex.

389
00:17:43.799 --> 00:17:48.900
Oh, I can just about handle that, but a wet tongued snog between a

390
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robot and a birdman.

391
00:17:51.480 --> 00:17:53.700
Yeah, I made that into species too far.

392
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Yeah, so now she's very popular and she's helping people and

393
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stuff.

394
00:18:01.200 --> 00:18:04.799
Oh, she's sort of flying around with a shopping bag or is that a

395
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doctor's bag?

396
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Apparently.

397
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My faecal matter is back to being oily and white.

398
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Thank you.

399
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But also gross.

400
00:18:13.440 --> 00:18:16.380
See, she hasn't quite lost a rich.

401
00:18:16.500 --> 00:18:18.059
No that's right.

402
00:18:18.119 --> 00:18:19.259
Oh, I love this.

403
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She shoots all the birds and they all hatch all the little

404
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chicklings.

405
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It's wonderful.

406
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And then, of course, they're trying to make her as cute as

407
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possible, so all the birds get on top of her and just...

408
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That's right.

409
00:18:30.900 --> 00:18:31.319
Yeah.

410
00:18:32.220 --> 00:18:36.180
Yeah, so we actually do do a proper redemption arc.

411
00:18:36.240 --> 00:18:39.359
Her and Jeffrey Coombes do one in a few badges more.

412
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So she does actually get a bit of a redemption.

413
00:18:41.579 --> 00:18:44.039
I almost don't want that to happen, though.

414
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Yeah.

415
00:18:45.480 --> 00:18:50.039
But she does get to team up with Megalum and I call computer and

416
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she's locked up in the Daystrom Institute in a thing called the

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Self-aware Megalomaniacal Computer Storage.

418
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Just when that...

419
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Undertake camera, when that image pans out and you see just how

420
00:19:01.680 --> 00:19:03.539
many evil robots are locked away.

421
00:19:03.599 --> 00:19:05.400
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

422
00:19:05.460 --> 00:19:07.380
It's kind of like where Landry would go.

423
00:19:07.440 --> 00:19:09.119
Yeah, except he didn't, obviously.

424
00:19:09.180 --> 00:19:12.119
We could probably compile a list actually over the last 50 years.

425
00:19:12.180 --> 00:19:14.460
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. killer computers.

426
00:19:14.519 --> 00:19:19.200
So this is him singing and you're expecting it to be beautiful and

427
00:19:19.200 --> 00:19:20.700
he just shrieks and screeches.

428
00:19:21.359 --> 00:19:23.640
How many Star Trek Voyager episodes have we had when they're

429
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looking over a beautiful valley like this?

430
00:19:25.500 --> 00:19:29.160
Harry Kim and his latest girlfriend on the planet, except it's

431
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some dreadful matted in special effects.

432
00:19:32.880 --> 00:19:35.519
And here it looks cool. meant to be a drawing.

433
00:19:35.579 --> 00:19:36.420
That's right.

434
00:19:38.099 --> 00:19:40.500
She feels like she's growing up.

435
00:19:40.559 --> 00:19:41.460
Yeah.

436
00:19:41.460 --> 00:19:42.839
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

437
00:19:42.900 --> 00:19:44.160
So it is all working.

438
00:19:44.279 --> 00:19:46.980
Just saying all the right things, all the things we need to hear

439
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to think she's evolving as a person.

440
00:19:49.259 --> 00:19:53.279
I was completely fooled the 1st time round because I was like, you

441
00:19:53.279 --> 00:19:53.640
know what?

442
00:19:53.700 --> 00:19:57.000
Lower deck does have an edge, but it also can be very touching and

443
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very heartwarming as well.

444
00:19:58.380 --> 00:20:00.480
Yeah, and that's true.

445
00:20:00.599 --> 00:20:03.480
And like it normally is heartwarming and touching.

446
00:20:03.539 --> 00:20:05.039
You've got Mariner, do you know what I mean?

447
00:20:05.039 --> 00:20:08.519
Rebelling and stuff like that, but with a heart of gold and stuff

448
00:20:08.519 --> 00:20:09.240
we're about to have sex.

449
00:20:09.299 --> 00:20:10.680
Oh Jesus Christ.

450
00:20:10.740 --> 00:20:13.019
How around 10 noise come shooting?

451
00:20:13.019 --> 00:20:15.059
Yeah, his hair goes around.

452
00:20:15.180 --> 00:20:18.420
She goes, oh, and now she's looking at his dick.

453
00:20:18.480 --> 00:20:20.039
It looks like it's very complicated.

454
00:20:20.160 --> 00:20:25.920
I just can't look at this where they start kissing. no His wind's

455
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become an enormous heart for the waterfall.

456
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There he is. having an orgasm.

457
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Boy, oh boy.

458
00:20:31.500 --> 00:20:33.299
Have you ever screamed that loud?

459
00:20:33.420 --> 00:20:35.279
I think I have once or twice.

460
00:20:35.339 --> 00:20:39.299
So this is, don't you think this is Avatar?

461
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We're in the glowing sort of flowers bed thing.

462
00:20:45.480 --> 00:20:50.220
Yeah, so now we start to get the backstory and we understand that

463
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she doesn't know.

464
00:20:51.960 --> 00:20:55.140
But we understand why they're so fearful of how to start off with

465
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because they used to have technology.

466
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Yeah.

467
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It ended bad.

468
00:20:58.259 --> 00:20:59.640
And why the science is so crap.

469
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Why they're just happy to let themselves get killed by the

470
00:21:01.680 --> 00:21:02.940
skysnake and stuff?

471
00:21:03.000 --> 00:21:06.480
And so this is her discovering that they were a space faring

472
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civilisation at one and presumably this is where she actually

473
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decides to kind of go evil again.

474
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Do you know what I mean?

475
00:21:16.019 --> 00:21:19.259
Maybe up to this point, some kind of redemption is happening.

476
00:21:19.319 --> 00:21:22.259
I love it when science fiction does this with the pictures on the

477
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wall depicting the entire history of the planet.

478
00:21:24.599 --> 00:21:26.279
Yeah, just a few images.

479
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And you know, I thought for a 2nd I was going to have a chance to

480
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go, my God, look how accurately they've drawn, stock cave set

481
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number 52.

482
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And then they go into this vast cabin.

483
00:21:37.079 --> 00:21:40.680
I was like, 0 yeah, 90s tracks would not have done that.

484
00:21:40.740 --> 00:21:41.940
No.

485
00:21:43.619 --> 00:21:45.960
Oh, yeah, yeah.

486
00:21:46.019 --> 00:21:48.660
Yeah, so what's happening here?

487
00:21:48.720 --> 00:21:52.859
Like, she's kind of saying that she's not good.

488
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She feels bad.

489
00:21:55.079 --> 00:21:57.660
And you don't know how to read it, do you?

490
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Like even in retrospect.

491
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I think the only way to kind of read it is naively that she

492
00:22:02.400 --> 00:22:04.859
actually means this, I think.

493
00:22:04.859 --> 00:22:07.440
Well, and I was just incredibly confused the 1st time I was

494
00:22:07.440 --> 00:22:10.619
watching it with this nuanced characterisation of an exacomp.

495
00:22:10.680 --> 00:22:12.599
Are we really doing this?

496
00:22:12.660 --> 00:22:13.799
Yeah, yeah.

497
00:22:13.859 --> 00:22:15.720
Well, I mean, how far are we in?

498
00:22:15.779 --> 00:22:21.119
We still haven't seen um, like we... more than halfway and we

499
00:22:21.119 --> 00:22:21.960
haven't seen the crew.

500
00:22:22.019 --> 00:22:26.819
Frankly, after, you know, in season one of TOS, when we saw, you

501
00:22:26.819 --> 00:22:31.380
know, the water, the water duvet, being able to display such raw

502
00:22:31.380 --> 00:22:36.059
emotions, I think Star Trek could actually personify anything.

503
00:22:36.119 --> 00:22:36.720
Yeah.

504
00:22:36.779 --> 00:22:40.859
Yeah, so they had sex again, and apparently whenever they have sex

505
00:22:40.859 --> 00:22:44.880
a bunch of flying tortoises up here.

506
00:22:44.940 --> 00:22:46.859
So now they're getting married.

507
00:22:46.920 --> 00:22:48.720
It's so powerful when the seasons change.

508
00:22:48.779 --> 00:22:49.500
Yes that's right.

509
00:22:49.559 --> 00:22:52.019
We have roosted here today, he says.

510
00:22:52.079 --> 00:22:55.319
It's the wing joining of the 2 of them.

511
00:22:55.380 --> 00:22:57.839
And she's wearing a beak, a bridal beat.

512
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The veil.

513
00:22:59.759 --> 00:23:01.680
So ridiculous.

514
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Can I tell you right?

515
00:23:04.680 --> 00:23:06.240
even jamma love this.

516
00:23:06.299 --> 00:23:08.099
He gave this 3.5 stars.

517
00:23:08.160 --> 00:23:11.579
It's one of his highest rated Kurtzman episodes.

518
00:23:11.640 --> 00:23:12.180
Yeah.

519
00:23:12.240 --> 00:23:15.779
Yeah, okay Oh my god, it's the Sky Avengers.

520
00:23:20.400 --> 00:23:24.599
Oh, yeah, he's mossly, but he is a bit he's a bit emotional, isn't

521
00:23:24.599 --> 00:23:25.440
he, raw dog?

522
00:23:25.500 --> 00:23:27.299
He's a bit weird, but he is hot.

523
00:23:27.359 --> 00:23:28.259
So that's fine.

524
00:23:29.039 --> 00:23:33.180
So she staged this, hasn't she?

525
00:23:33.240 --> 00:23:35.519
So, wait, here's J.G. Hertz.

526
00:23:35.579 --> 00:23:36.720
Seriously, doesn't it?

527
00:23:36.720 --> 00:23:39.359
It does look like him.

528
00:23:39.420 --> 00:23:39.960
He's gone.

529
00:23:39.960 --> 00:23:42.480
Even the scar...

530
00:23:42.480 --> 00:23:46.259
The Martok scar as well. like down the eye.

531
00:23:46.380 --> 00:23:51.599
And this is so funny because, you know, when you learn that she's

532
00:23:51.599 --> 00:23:54.119
literally there thinking, great, they're here on time, right?

533
00:23:54.240 --> 00:23:56.700
Yeah, it's entire place.

534
00:23:56.759 --> 00:24:01.799
Yeah, she looks like she's, she's, uh, she's being a hero.

535
00:24:01.859 --> 00:24:07.079
Oh, this is where she sends the, she sends the message, doesn't

536
00:24:07.079 --> 00:24:07.259
she?

537
00:24:07.319 --> 00:24:12.000
She sends a message to the Soritos for them to come and witness

538
00:24:12.000 --> 00:24:14.819
her bravery in the face of a thirsty.

539
00:24:14.880 --> 00:24:17.759
Old babies, the babies.

540
00:24:17.819 --> 00:24:21.299
Oh, save you, she goes.

541
00:24:21.359 --> 00:24:22.319
Yeah, exactly.

542
00:24:23.579 --> 00:24:27.960
Here's the Serritos. there we are But the trouble is, right?

543
00:24:28.019 --> 00:24:30.660
Think of, oh, actually, it's got bird people in there.

544
00:24:30.779 --> 00:24:34.140
It's all our regulars, except to Anna, but we're all on the fridge

545
00:24:34.140 --> 00:24:36.480
there. because they are doing their contractual obligation.

546
00:24:36.960 --> 00:24:38.460
Yes, yeah, yeah.

547
00:24:38.519 --> 00:24:39.900
Star Trek, isn't it?

548
00:24:39.960 --> 00:24:43.200
Think of par situational or whatever that episode's called

549
00:24:43.200 --> 00:24:48.299
Avoyager. and Neelix. and they go down onto the bird planet and

550
00:24:48.299 --> 00:24:51.539
they hatch the little boat and they put their jealousy aside and

551
00:24:51.539 --> 00:24:52.680
they do wonderful things.

552
00:24:52.740 --> 00:24:55.380
And it's basically the same sort of plot, but of course in that

553
00:24:55.380 --> 00:24:58.619
everything is exactly as it seems, whereas the joy of this is.

554
00:24:58.680 --> 00:24:59.220
Yeah.

555
00:24:59.220 --> 00:25:00.960
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

556
00:25:00.960 --> 00:25:05.099
It's how it's some, it's the cliche. it's wonderful Yeah, it's

557
00:25:05.099 --> 00:25:05.400
great.

558
00:25:05.519 --> 00:25:11.039
Sorry, I can't hear you because I'm staring at Rowder's... buff

559
00:25:11.039 --> 00:25:12.240
torso.

560
00:25:16.319 --> 00:25:18.180
Who can save us?

561
00:25:18.240 --> 00:25:19.559
She goes.

562
00:25:20.579 --> 00:25:24.000
That needs of the view, baby.

563
00:25:24.059 --> 00:25:26.579
Even the way she flies off, it's sort of graceful.

564
00:25:26.640 --> 00:25:28.980
They're not really sort of dynamic, are they?

565
00:25:29.039 --> 00:25:29.759
The ex-acomps.

566
00:25:29.819 --> 00:25:30.660
No, no, no.

567
00:25:30.720 --> 00:25:35.039
The exocomps are very much...

568
00:25:35.039 --> 00:25:35.700
On a string.

569
00:25:35.700 --> 00:25:37.559
Yes, exactly.

570
00:25:38.640 --> 00:25:40.920
Canonically on a string.

571
00:25:44.339 --> 00:25:46.079
Who's that bird man on the bridge?

572
00:25:46.140 --> 00:25:47.039
Is that the counsellor?

573
00:25:47.099 --> 00:25:48.539
That's Miglamo, the counsellor.

574
00:25:48.599 --> 00:25:49.319
Yeah, yeah.

575
00:25:49.380 --> 00:25:53.339
So he isn't a Aurelian or an Ariel.

576
00:25:53.400 --> 00:25:54.539
I love as well.

577
00:25:54.599 --> 00:25:58.740
Like, Tendi, every single time the X-Com does something.

578
00:25:58.799 --> 00:26:00.779
She's like, oh, it's peanut hamper.

579
00:26:00.839 --> 00:26:04.079
She's utterly convinced because she's so lovely that this

580
00:26:04.079 --> 00:26:07.019
monstrous robot can be redeemed.

581
00:26:09.119 --> 00:26:13.079
Do you know, if I was J.G. Herser, I'd start to feel as if I'm

582
00:26:13.079 --> 00:26:16.920
being typecast a bit, you know, playing all these snarling. it's

583
00:26:16.920 --> 00:26:17.460
work, I suppose.

584
00:26:17.579 --> 00:26:19.799
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

585
00:26:19.859 --> 00:26:22.980
And he does play Martoc, remember, in the game?

586
00:26:23.039 --> 00:26:27.299
I think it's in the, um, that hunting game, the least dangerous

587
00:26:27.299 --> 00:26:28.380
game that we've already done.

588
00:26:28.440 --> 00:26:30.480
He was in an episode already.

589
00:26:30.539 --> 00:26:32.039
There she is, saving the day.

590
00:26:32.460 --> 00:26:35.099
Right, where the hell are the Cerritos crew?

591
00:26:35.160 --> 00:26:35.640
Did I see it?

592
00:26:38.700 --> 00:26:40.019
At this point.

593
00:26:40.859 --> 00:26:42.900
I have to keep saying it.

594
00:26:42.960 --> 00:26:46.200
At this point, I was so convinced by everything that this was

595
00:26:46.200 --> 00:26:47.220
playing out in this episode.

596
00:26:47.519 --> 00:26:49.859
No, and they're there.

597
00:26:49.920 --> 00:26:51.900
You know, they're going to forgive her and stuff.

598
00:26:51.960 --> 00:26:54.180
It's it's very exciting.

599
00:26:54.240 --> 00:26:57.180
But it's like one of those moments where I want to jump out of my

600
00:26:57.180 --> 00:27:01.680
seat and punch the air because I was so thoroughly hoodwinked by

601
00:27:01.680 --> 00:27:01.980
it.

602
00:27:03.359 --> 00:27:07.680
I think maybe in the back of my head, I was like, well, if she's

603
00:27:07.680 --> 00:27:10.440
gone to the length of having sex with that bird, she must mean

604
00:27:10.440 --> 00:27:10.740
it.

605
00:27:10.740 --> 00:27:13.319
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

606
00:27:13.380 --> 00:27:14.160
Yeah, yeah.

607
00:27:14.220 --> 00:27:16.859
But she just likes having sex, I think.

608
00:27:16.920 --> 00:27:18.480
Oh, peanut hamper.

609
00:27:18.839 --> 00:27:21.059
We witnessed Peter had the selfless act.

610
00:27:24.119 --> 00:27:27.720
Oh, now, no, I'm sorry, now I wouldn't be so convinced.

611
00:27:27.779 --> 00:27:29.279
Now she's laying it on a bit too.

612
00:27:29.339 --> 00:27:31.380
These beautiful birds that I meant.

613
00:27:31.440 --> 00:27:33.960
Yes, I understand love and sacrifice.

614
00:27:34.079 --> 00:27:35.579
And blah, blah, blah.

615
00:27:35.640 --> 00:27:39.119
And it was this bit now, which goes, no, no, no, you stay here

616
00:27:39.119 --> 00:27:39.599
with your people.

617
00:27:41.400 --> 00:27:43.859
I must return to them.

618
00:27:43.920 --> 00:27:46.799
I think we have heard that a few times in Star Trek.

619
00:27:46.859 --> 00:27:47.220
Yes.

620
00:27:47.279 --> 00:27:48.119
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

621
00:27:48.180 --> 00:27:48.480
Yeah.

622
00:27:48.960 --> 00:27:52.140
Well, it's another romance episode, isn't it?

623
00:27:52.200 --> 00:27:53.940
We've talked about Star Trek romance episodes.

624
00:27:54.000 --> 00:27:56.220
This is one of the more convincing one.

625
00:27:56.279 --> 00:27:57.299
Yeah, that's right.

626
00:27:57.359 --> 00:27:59.339
This works quite well. does work quite well.

627
00:27:59.579 --> 00:28:03.599
Look, if only all-star trip romance has had that many muscles on

628
00:28:03.599 --> 00:28:04.740
display, we'd be quite happy.

629
00:28:04.799 --> 00:28:06.000
Yeah.

630
00:28:06.000 --> 00:28:07.980
Instead, we end up with a hot guy.

631
00:28:08.099 --> 00:28:12.240
Icky men like it, Meridian and the price and things like that.

632
00:28:12.299 --> 00:28:12.960
Yeah.

633
00:28:12.960 --> 00:28:13.680
Yep.

634
00:28:13.920 --> 00:28:16.140
Oh, what's the current now?

635
00:28:16.259 --> 00:28:18.599
Oh, so the ship.

636
00:28:18.660 --> 00:28:19.440
Oh, yeah.

637
00:28:19.440 --> 00:28:23.400
Yeah, because we blew up the ship, so they've got one of our ships

638
00:28:23.400 --> 00:28:27.240
one of the REO ships, and we're attacking with that.

639
00:28:27.720 --> 00:28:33.779
My, um, my one criticism of this episode is that the unfortunate

640
00:28:33.779 --> 00:28:37.140
thing about an episode with a brilliant twist is when you know the

641
00:28:37.140 --> 00:28:39.359
twist, you've never experiencing it in the same way.

642
00:28:39.420 --> 00:28:43.440
You know, you saw, you watch the mechanics of the plot and how

643
00:28:43.440 --> 00:28:46.680
it's falling you the 2nd time, which does make the 2nd viewing, you

644
00:28:46.680 --> 00:28:49.140
know, quite nice, but...

645
00:28:49.140 --> 00:28:51.599
Shakes came in carrying a whole bunch of little baby birds.

646
00:28:51.779 --> 00:28:54.900
They all go sort of bouncing across the village.

647
00:28:56.579 --> 00:28:58.619
And here it is.

648
00:28:58.680 --> 00:29:00.299
This is where it is.

649
00:29:00.359 --> 00:29:02.339
She's been sprung.

650
00:29:02.400 --> 00:29:05.400
I did think as well, actually, on this watch, I was like, well

651
00:29:05.400 --> 00:29:09.119
wouldn't she have possibly calculated that this could happen and

652
00:29:09.119 --> 00:29:15.180
so destroy J.G. Hertler's ship during the fireworks, maybe?

653
00:29:15.240 --> 00:29:17.220
Well, that happened, didn't it?

654
00:29:17.279 --> 00:29:22.079
And they had to get on board one of the old ships from the uh, from

655
00:29:22.079 --> 00:29:22.740
the cave.

656
00:29:23.400 --> 00:29:27.839
She's so horrible about these bird people now. house.

657
00:29:28.319 --> 00:29:31.799
Star Trek characters just don't behave like this normally.

658
00:29:33.420 --> 00:29:34.920
Yes.

659
00:29:35.039 --> 00:29:38.160
And again, she's dismissing them.

660
00:29:38.220 --> 00:29:41.279
You know, she made that crack about how they had an invented tiles

661
00:29:41.279 --> 00:29:50.640
and they had straw now shut the fuck up. sounds like you. in that

662
00:29:50.640 --> 00:29:56.519
triple episode where he lost his tongue. even cries after we do

663
00:29:56.519 --> 00:29:56.700
it.

664
00:29:58.140 --> 00:30:01.380
And Tandy, Tandy silver leaves.

665
00:30:01.440 --> 00:30:02.579
Bless her.

666
00:30:02.579 --> 00:30:03.660
She's doing it again.

667
00:30:03.720 --> 00:30:05.460
Wonderfully nice, isn't she?

668
00:30:05.519 --> 00:30:07.079
Smell you later.

669
00:30:08.099 --> 00:30:11.400
Because they all shit everywhere, is her?

670
00:30:12.299 --> 00:30:13.019
She's so awful.

671
00:30:13.140 --> 00:30:14.160
So awful.

672
00:30:14.279 --> 00:30:16.019
Oh boy.

673
00:30:16.920 --> 00:30:19.920
And so this is the final act.

674
00:30:19.980 --> 00:30:23.099
And now the Cerritos itself is under threat, obviously, from the

675
00:30:23.099 --> 00:30:24.420
big spaceship.

676
00:30:24.480 --> 00:30:26.460
This battle's pretty bad. fabulous.

677
00:30:26.519 --> 00:30:27.420
Look at that.

678
00:30:27.480 --> 00:30:30.119
Sarah and across the hall. looks really good.

679
00:30:31.259 --> 00:30:34.019
Oh, what's the engineer's name?

680
00:30:34.079 --> 00:30:35.640
I love that character.

681
00:30:35.700 --> 00:30:39.240
The one where they're trying to get into our sex is the best.

682
00:30:39.480 --> 00:30:40.259
It's so good.

683
00:30:40.319 --> 00:30:42.059
Can we roll that soon, please?

684
00:30:42.119 --> 00:30:44.819
Well, let's just keep rolling lower decks. brilliant.

685
00:30:45.000 --> 00:30:49.559
In fact, that episode that you mention is the one where Agamus

686
00:30:49.559 --> 00:30:51.299
appears for the 1st time.

687
00:30:51.359 --> 00:30:57.480
So the B plot is Boheemler and Mariner down on the planet with

688
00:30:57.480 --> 00:31:00.779
Agamus trying not to be seduced by him.

689
00:31:00.839 --> 00:31:04.440
And look at Sexy Router, at the helm of the ship.

690
00:31:04.500 --> 00:31:06.119
Nah, he still cries.

691
00:31:06.839 --> 00:31:09.599
No, no, no, but like that's pretty cool.

692
00:31:09.660 --> 00:31:14.460
And so there is something happening here, isn't it?

693
00:31:14.579 --> 00:31:20.039
Where, um, they discover, so they've hidden themselves away and

694
00:31:20.039 --> 00:31:22.920
they're a few science and they're kind of pathetic in a way that

695
00:31:22.920 --> 00:31:25.740
that peanut hamper correctly identifies.

696
00:31:25.799 --> 00:31:28.859
You know, they're full of parasites and their faecal matter isn't

697
00:31:28.859 --> 00:31:31.799
sort of white and runny.

698
00:31:32.099 --> 00:31:37.200
Um, and so they kind of learn to accept their past.

699
00:31:37.259 --> 00:31:38.940
You know, they're not retreating here anymore.

700
00:31:39.000 --> 00:31:41.640
They are going to, and a new thing is going to happen.

701
00:31:41.700 --> 00:31:44.819
You know, we've got to, you know, we can do what we want.

702
00:31:44.880 --> 00:31:47.160
We don't know if we obey these old rules, which I think is pretty

703
00:31:47.160 --> 00:31:47.519
great.

704
00:31:47.579 --> 00:31:50.220
And that's a personal trick message.

705
00:31:50.279 --> 00:31:50.579
There you go.

706
00:31:50.640 --> 00:31:53.579
You have earned your right to command us now.

707
00:31:53.640 --> 00:31:54.720
Yeah.

708
00:31:54.779 --> 00:31:56.220
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

709
00:31:56.279 --> 00:31:58.859
So that's actually quite good, and here's peanut hamper trying to

710
00:31:58.859 --> 00:32:00.539
get the credit for that.

711
00:32:00.599 --> 00:32:01.319
We did it.

712
00:32:01.380 --> 00:32:02.400
Yes.

713
00:32:02.460 --> 00:32:03.720
That's it.

714
00:32:03.720 --> 00:32:08.220
That's it. whatever.

715
00:32:08.279 --> 00:32:11.700
I mean, that would have been a good twist again.

716
00:32:11.759 --> 00:32:13.980
No, actually, this is what I was doing all along.

717
00:32:14.039 --> 00:32:15.240
No, no, you weren't.

718
00:32:15.299 --> 00:32:18.240
No, she's just coming to take the take the credit.

719
00:32:21.480 --> 00:32:23.400
The Borg.

720
00:32:23.460 --> 00:32:25.259
Enjoy being assimilated.

721
00:32:26.700 --> 00:32:29.220
She's so dreadful.

722
00:32:29.700 --> 00:32:31.500
Lock her up.

723
00:32:31.559 --> 00:32:34.559
Yeah, that's what we're going to do.

724
00:32:34.559 --> 00:32:35.579
There she is.

725
00:32:35.640 --> 00:32:36.720
Oh, I don't know though.

726
00:32:36.720 --> 00:32:37.500
Institute.

727
00:32:37.559 --> 00:32:39.960
I mean, I love this anything, but I would have just loved this

728
00:32:39.960 --> 00:32:43.200
terrible character being in every episode, you know, snarky

729
00:32:43.200 --> 00:32:43.619
remarks.

730
00:32:44.279 --> 00:32:51.599
So there's another dumb, another dumb, slightly dumb, self-aware.

731
00:32:51.660 --> 00:32:53.519
Oops, I didn't give you Charles to guess.

732
00:32:54.539 --> 00:32:56.160
There he is.

733
00:32:56.220 --> 00:32:57.720
Agamus.

734
00:32:57.779 --> 00:32:59.160
I must say.

735
00:32:59.880 --> 00:33:02.519
That's a mathematically perfect name, Migo.

736
00:33:02.819 --> 00:33:06.240
I think you and I could do awful things together.

737
00:33:06.599 --> 00:33:10.920
It's such a great part for Jeffrey Coombs as well. absolutely

738
00:33:10.920 --> 00:33:11.940
perfect.

739
00:33:12.000 --> 00:33:13.319
He's so good.

740
00:33:13.380 --> 00:33:15.000
But think of that.

741
00:33:15.059 --> 00:33:16.200
I mean, is nomad there?

742
00:33:16.259 --> 00:33:17.220
I can't see.

743
00:33:19.920 --> 00:33:23.220
And that beautiful shot...

744
00:33:23.220 --> 00:33:24.059
Stream Institute.

745
00:33:24.119 --> 00:33:24.420
Yeah.

746
00:33:24.420 --> 00:33:25.200
Yeah.

747
00:33:25.259 --> 00:33:28.920
And that's what it looks like in Star Trek Picard as well. when

748
00:33:28.920 --> 00:33:31.680
you see it in Star Trek Picard, which is pretty great.

749
00:33:31.740 --> 00:33:34.380
They're all talking then, the show runners.

750
00:33:34.440 --> 00:33:36.539
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

751
00:33:36.599 --> 00:33:40.559
It's actually that same shot only, like real, except not real

752
00:33:40.559 --> 00:33:41.640
obviously, a special effect.

753
00:33:41.700 --> 00:33:43.680
It's a true one offer, isn't it?

754
00:33:43.740 --> 00:33:45.539
Like, you couldn't do that every other week.

755
00:33:45.599 --> 00:33:47.220
But boy, oh, boy.

756
00:33:47.279 --> 00:33:48.299
It is unique.

757
00:33:48.359 --> 00:33:48.960
Yeah.

758
00:33:48.960 --> 00:33:52.200
And it's just so outrageously funny.

759
00:33:52.259 --> 00:33:54.180
What's being really clever.

760
00:33:54.720 --> 00:33:59.160
I guess the other one that they've done, which is really just a

761
00:33:59.160 --> 00:34:02.279
formal experiment where they're trying to do something weird and

762
00:34:02.279 --> 00:34:05.640
different and interesting, is that episode Wedge Dudge that

763
00:34:05.640 --> 00:34:10.679
introduces the new Vulcan character whose name escapes me.

764
00:34:10.739 --> 00:34:14.820
Um, and it's the one with the 3 lower decks on the different

765
00:34:14.820 --> 00:34:15.360
ships.

766
00:34:15.420 --> 00:34:16.139
Remember that?

767
00:34:16.199 --> 00:34:20.880
There's the Klingon ship and there's the Vulcan ship and there's

768
00:34:20.880 --> 00:34:24.480
our ship and we have, you know, lower decks characters on each of

769
00:34:24.480 --> 00:34:26.579
them all involved in the one plot.

770
00:34:26.639 --> 00:34:27.480
I think it's pretty good.

771
00:34:27.599 --> 00:34:31.320
It must be in series three, I think, because it introduces that

772
00:34:31.320 --> 00:34:34.619
new Vulcan character who appears quite a lot in series four.

773
00:34:34.739 --> 00:34:37.440
When you think of something like Voyager as a whole.

774
00:34:37.500 --> 00:34:41.820
You and I have identified lots of episodes where we divert away

775
00:34:41.820 --> 00:34:45.599
from the regular cars and generally that's, you know, because half

776
00:34:45.599 --> 00:34:48.599
the regular cars are intolerable. those are the preferable

777
00:34:48.599 --> 00:34:49.139
episodes.

778
00:34:49.199 --> 00:34:53.159
Living witness when you've seen them all as evil or timeless where

779
00:34:53.159 --> 00:34:56.340
we go to an alternative timeline, you know. the killing game when

780
00:34:56.340 --> 00:34:59.219
they're all playing those fabulous French resistance characters

781
00:34:59.219 --> 00:35:01.559
you know, and we're like, well, this is much more fun than the

782
00:35:01.559 --> 00:35:03.780
usual Tom Paris and Harry Kim episodes.

783
00:35:03.840 --> 00:35:08.519
Unfortunately, or rather fortunately, with lower decks, we're in

784
00:35:08.519 --> 00:35:11.280
the advantageous position of loving all the regular characters.

785
00:35:11.340 --> 00:35:14.880
So you can't do this too often because we want to hang with those

786
00:35:14.880 --> 00:35:15.119
people.

787
00:35:15.179 --> 00:35:16.320
Yeah.

788
00:35:16.320 --> 00:35:20.699
I did actually find myself missing Mariner and Boemler a little

789
00:35:20.699 --> 00:35:22.440
bit by about the midway point.

790
00:35:22.500 --> 00:35:26.940
But obviously this was absolutely worth doing.

791
00:35:27.000 --> 00:35:27.480
I think.

792
00:35:27.539 --> 00:35:31.860
Well, the thing this scores is by giving Peanut Hamper her own

793
00:35:31.860 --> 00:35:36.000
episode is I desperately want to go to be a regular at the end of

794
00:35:36.000 --> 00:35:36.360
the day.

795
00:35:36.420 --> 00:35:39.659
I was like, no, you would compliment this crew perfectly, you

796
00:35:39.659 --> 00:35:39.900
know.

797
00:35:39.960 --> 00:35:42.780
And like I said at the start, you can do this.

798
00:35:42.840 --> 00:35:46.860
You can have like the anti-hero, like they did with Giorgio in the

799
00:35:46.860 --> 00:35:49.800
series and it not feel like Star Trek.

800
00:35:49.860 --> 00:35:51.539
Yeah, yeah.

801
00:35:51.599 --> 00:35:52.920
Oh, wonderful.

802
00:35:52.920 --> 00:35:54.719
Terrific stars. so much fun.

803
00:36:02.340 --> 00:36:06.659
All right, it's the end of the episode, and it's time for us to

804
00:36:06.659 --> 00:36:08.699
work out where we're going next.

805
00:36:08.760 --> 00:36:13.679
This was your excellent choice, Joe, and so it's time for me to

806
00:36:13.679 --> 00:36:15.840
choose something much worse.

807
00:36:15.900 --> 00:36:20.940
And to that end, I have decided that we're going to do an episode

808
00:36:20.940 --> 00:36:21.659
event.

809
00:36:21.719 --> 00:36:22.679
No furniture.

810
00:36:22.739 --> 00:36:24.059
We're going to the project.

811
00:36:24.599 --> 00:36:27.719
I was just waiting to hear an abroas.

812
00:36:27.780 --> 00:36:29.340
What do you mean to say, enterprise?

813
00:36:29.400 --> 00:36:32.460
We're still behind on Enterprise, you know, we shouldn't really be

814
00:36:32.460 --> 00:36:37.440
doing more Enterprise, but I want to do Voyager because I love

815
00:36:37.440 --> 00:36:37.739
it.

816
00:36:38.099 --> 00:36:41.039
So does Kurt's terrible.

817
00:36:41.099 --> 00:36:42.719
Yeah, that's right.

818
00:36:42.780 --> 00:36:47.219
Do you remember that question I've asked about why so much Voyager

819
00:36:47.219 --> 00:36:48.960
and so little DS9?

820
00:36:49.019 --> 00:36:52.199
I received an answer this week in an interview?

821
00:36:52.260 --> 00:36:53.760
I can't remember who it was with now.

822
00:36:53.820 --> 00:36:57.780
My memory's terrible, where they basically said, it's such a

823
00:36:57.780 --> 00:37:00.599
strong vision and body of work.

824
00:37:00.659 --> 00:37:06.000
They don't want to ruin DS9 by doing too much like afterwards.

825
00:37:06.059 --> 00:37:08.579
And the so I said...

826
00:37:08.579 --> 00:37:08.940
I get it.

827
00:37:09.000 --> 00:37:10.260
I said that.

828
00:37:10.320 --> 00:37:13.679
Do you remember I said I thought that it would be a bad idea for

829
00:37:13.679 --> 00:37:17.639
them to go in there and resolve what happens at the end and kind

830
00:37:17.639 --> 00:37:18.480
of ruin it?

831
00:37:18.539 --> 00:37:23.039
Like, that we don't want to see what happens to the emissary.

832
00:37:23.099 --> 00:37:26.340
We don't want to see Cisco come back and we don't need to know

833
00:37:26.340 --> 00:37:26.639
that.

834
00:37:26.699 --> 00:37:29.099
I think that there's something to be said for that.

835
00:37:29.159 --> 00:37:30.719
We're changelings a bit.

836
00:37:30.780 --> 00:37:31.860
A weird compliment.

837
00:37:31.920 --> 00:37:35.099
We don't want to touch you because you've got too strong of an

838
00:37:35.099 --> 00:37:35.639
identity.

839
00:37:35.699 --> 00:37:39.659
And it becomes a compliment to Voyager because it's like, well

840
00:37:39.659 --> 00:37:40.500
your characters are fun.

841
00:37:40.559 --> 00:37:43.079
We'll have you in there, but you've got such a shitty identity

842
00:37:43.079 --> 00:37:43.440
yourself.

843
00:37:43.500 --> 00:37:45.659
It don't matter what we do.

844
00:37:45.719 --> 00:37:47.219
Yeah, we don't care what happens.

845
00:37:47.340 --> 00:37:49.860
Yeah, they went on, you know.

846
00:37:49.860 --> 00:37:51.960
And did Star Trek things afterwards.

847
00:37:52.019 --> 00:37:52.619
It was fine.

848
00:37:52.679 --> 00:37:55.619
All right, Star Trek Voyager, are we ready?

849
00:37:55.679 --> 00:37:57.179
No, but let's do it.

850
00:37:57.239 --> 00:37:58.559
Oh my god.

851
00:37:58.679 --> 00:38:03.360
You know, a random soundtrack Voyager episode is the 37s.

852
00:38:03.780 --> 00:38:05.820
Series two, episode one.

853
00:38:05.880 --> 00:38:09.840
Do you know, I was listening to a Star Trek podcast the other day

854
00:38:09.840 --> 00:38:13.679
where 5 people were talking about the 37s and they were all

855
00:38:13.679 --> 00:38:14.519
lauding it.

856
00:38:14.579 --> 00:38:17.099
Like it was this incredible piece of work.

857
00:38:17.159 --> 00:38:19.260
It is such a bad script.

858
00:38:20.820 --> 00:38:24.239
I'm half tempted to do it.

859
00:38:24.300 --> 00:38:28.139
Anything that opens with, oh, it's a truck in space.

860
00:38:28.199 --> 00:38:31.440
Tom, aren't you an expert on 20th century truck?

861
00:38:34.500 --> 00:38:35.760
All right.

862
00:38:36.360 --> 00:38:41.699
The void, which we covered in episode 117.

863
00:38:41.880 --> 00:38:43.619
Not all that long ago.

864
00:38:44.039 --> 00:38:48.900
Season five, episode 20, think tank.

865
00:38:49.739 --> 00:38:52.739
Oh, that's the one.

866
00:38:52.800 --> 00:38:56.519
Yeah, it's a really cheap, super brain set.

867
00:38:56.579 --> 00:38:59.639
Um, that sort of thinks through all the problems in here.

868
00:38:59.699 --> 00:39:01.500
It's not that great, if I'm honest.

869
00:39:01.559 --> 00:39:04.679
Is it the one with Jason Alexander?

870
00:39:04.739 --> 00:39:05.880
It is.

871
00:39:05.940 --> 00:39:10.199
So Jason Alexander obviously now is on prodigy.

872
00:39:10.619 --> 00:39:15.480
But this is sort of Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, isn't it?

873
00:39:15.539 --> 00:39:18.480
It's about as mid as Voyager gets, you know?

874
00:39:18.539 --> 00:39:21.780
It's like nothing too offensive, but I mean, it was probably a big

875
00:39:21.780 --> 00:39:25.500
deal getting Jason Alexander, but now in 2024.

876
00:39:25.619 --> 00:39:26.099
I don't care.

877
00:39:26.159 --> 00:39:30.119
I feel as if we should do something either spectacular or truly

878
00:39:30.119 --> 00:39:30.659
dismal.

879
00:39:30.719 --> 00:39:33.420
Okay, well, which one is this?

880
00:39:33.480 --> 00:39:37.380
Season seven, episode 11 shattered.

881
00:39:37.440 --> 00:39:42.300
So that was the season 7 episode where Chakotay is sort of

882
00:39:42.300 --> 00:39:46.739
shattered through time and visits various segments of Voyagers

883
00:39:46.739 --> 00:39:47.099
history.

884
00:39:47.159 --> 00:39:50.519
It was there one sort of chance to look back over the last 7 years

885
00:39:50.519 --> 00:39:53.760
and say all the progress that they haven't made with the premise.

886
00:39:55.079 --> 00:39:57.300
It stars the medium, Robert.

887
00:39:57.420 --> 00:40:00.059
It does have Cisca in it, though, because it does go back to a

888
00:40:00.059 --> 00:40:01.380
period where Cisca's in it.

889
00:40:01.440 --> 00:40:05.760
So, okay, that's a thing because what's the other one?

890
00:40:05.820 --> 00:40:07.380
It's not worst case scenario.

891
00:40:07.380 --> 00:40:08.460
It is worst case scenario.

892
00:40:08.519 --> 00:40:09.960
She comes back in that too.

893
00:40:10.019 --> 00:40:12.960
We're sort of on the holodeck, but it all goes a bit wrong as it

894
00:40:12.960 --> 00:40:13.380
tends to.

895
00:40:13.440 --> 00:40:14.940
That's right.

896
00:40:15.000 --> 00:40:17.280
Oh, it becomes a hollow novel, doesn't it?

897
00:40:17.340 --> 00:40:18.360
And everyone's playing it.

898
00:40:18.420 --> 00:40:19.739
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

899
00:40:19.800 --> 00:40:25.679
But for an episode that is skipping back through the history of

900
00:40:25.679 --> 00:40:28.679
Star Trek Voyager, it's very plain.

901
00:40:28.739 --> 00:40:30.840
Like relativity does the same thing.

902
00:40:30.900 --> 00:40:35.159
Relativity jumps back to just before they boarded Voyager when

903
00:40:35.159 --> 00:40:36.000
it's in dry dock.

904
00:40:36.059 --> 00:40:37.800
And it's way more fun.

905
00:40:37.860 --> 00:40:38.940
Pressure again.

906
00:40:39.000 --> 00:40:39.300
Okay.

907
00:40:39.360 --> 00:40:40.019
All right.

908
00:40:40.679 --> 00:40:43.139
Oh, I think you're going to want this one.

909
00:40:43.260 --> 00:40:47.159
Season two, episode 18 Death Wish.

910
00:40:47.219 --> 00:40:48.179
Oh, yes.

911
00:40:48.239 --> 00:40:48.780
Yes.

912
00:40:48.840 --> 00:40:49.619
Yeah.

913
00:40:49.619 --> 00:40:52.019
One of the best...

914
00:40:52.380 --> 00:40:53.820
Really?

915
00:40:53.880 --> 00:40:58.199
Okay, so it's John Delancey, but it's not his 1st appearance on

916
00:40:58.199 --> 00:40:59.340
Voyager, is it?

917
00:40:59.460 --> 00:41:01.019
It is his 1st appearance on Voyager.

918
00:41:01.079 --> 00:41:03.059
And it's the only appearance.

919
00:41:03.119 --> 00:41:06.360
I won't give any spoilers to what happens to him. of the 2nd cues

920
00:41:06.360 --> 00:41:06.780
in this.

921
00:41:06.840 --> 00:41:12.360
It really has something important to say this episode about

922
00:41:12.360 --> 00:41:14.340
euthanasia and making choices.

923
00:41:14.460 --> 00:41:16.980
And it's really funny as well.

924
00:41:17.099 --> 00:41:20.820
I think you'll be a bit miffed because I think I think you have a

925
00:41:20.820 --> 00:41:23.159
few issues with Q on Voyager, don't you?

926
00:41:23.219 --> 00:41:25.199
That sort of Q Janeway relationship.

927
00:41:25.260 --> 00:41:28.619
The sexism just annoys me, like he just doesn't have to be

928
00:41:28.619 --> 00:41:29.219
sexist.

929
00:41:29.280 --> 00:41:31.920
They don't have to ride him that way, but because they're so

930
00:41:31.920 --> 00:41:34.679
conscious that they have a female captain, they have to kind of

931
00:41:34.679 --> 00:41:36.059
keep mentioning it.

932
00:41:36.119 --> 00:41:42.059
Like, as if, as if, uh, Celess had Q talking about how Cisco was

933
00:41:42.059 --> 00:41:42.960
black all the time.

934
00:41:43.019 --> 00:41:43.920
Do you know what I mean?

935
00:41:43.980 --> 00:41:46.380
That doesn't happen because that would have been horrific.

936
00:41:46.440 --> 00:41:50.880
I kind of think it's a mistake for them to do it with Janeway.

937
00:41:50.940 --> 00:41:54.480
I think this is the only time Q properly works on Voyager.

938
00:41:54.539 --> 00:41:57.239
And that's because, okay, Hiller is writing this script.

939
00:41:57.239 --> 00:42:00.119
And he really, he really does want to do something.

940
00:42:00.119 --> 00:42:03.900
And they conceptualised the queue continuum on this sort of dusty

941
00:42:03.900 --> 00:42:04.199
road.

942
00:42:04.260 --> 00:42:05.159
Do you remember?

943
00:42:05.280 --> 00:42:06.840
Yes, I remember that very well.

944
00:42:06.900 --> 00:42:07.860
Super interesting.

945
00:42:07.920 --> 00:42:10.800
Voyager somehow ends up as an ornament on a Christmas tree.

946
00:42:10.860 --> 00:42:13.139
I mean, it's just for me.

947
00:42:13.139 --> 00:42:18.360
And there is a brilliant, brilliant scene where Q says to Janeway

948
00:42:18.360 --> 00:42:22.860
if you let this hearing go my way and it just points to the window

949
00:42:22.860 --> 00:42:24.360
and earths outside the window.

950
00:42:24.360 --> 00:42:27.840
It's a really great episode.

951
00:42:27.900 --> 00:42:29.340
I think we should absolutely do that.

952
00:42:29.400 --> 00:42:30.840
Okay, awesome.

953
00:42:39.900 --> 00:42:42.840
You've been listening to Untitled Star Trek Project with Joe Ford

954
00:42:42.840 --> 00:42:44.099
and Nathan Bottomley.

955
00:42:44.099 --> 00:42:47.519
We're online at untitled Star Trek Project.com, where you can find

956
00:42:47.519 --> 00:42:50.219
subscription links and links to our social media accounts.

957
00:42:50.280 --> 00:42:54.059
Our podcast artwork is by Kayla Ciceran, and the theme was

958
00:42:54.059 --> 00:42:55.800
composed by Cameron Lamb.

959
00:42:55.860 --> 00:43:00.059
This episode was recorded on the 17th of September 2024 and

960
00:43:00.059 --> 00:43:01.739
released on the 20th of September.

961
00:43:01.800 --> 00:43:05.699
We'll see you next time for Star Trek Voyager, Death Wish.

962
00:43:23.820 --> 00:43:26.760
It's a shame we have to come away from lower decks now, and it'll

963
00:43:26.760 --> 00:43:30.059
probably be about 10 episodes before we head back again, because I

964
00:43:30.059 --> 00:43:31.800
swear this is where we laugh the most.

965
00:43:32.219 --> 00:43:37.920
So, I mean, we're in a position where, you know, as we record or

966
00:43:37.920 --> 00:43:38.579
release this.

967
00:43:38.639 --> 00:43:42.900
It's about a month until the final series, series 5 drops.

968
00:43:42.960 --> 00:43:44.940
So it's not too far away.

969
00:43:45.059 --> 00:43:47.159
And it has been great.

970
00:43:47.219 --> 00:43:51.420
I kind of always say it might be C.S. Lewis, who said, there are 2

971
00:43:51.420 --> 00:43:54.900
times you can stop doing something before everyone's sick of it or

972
00:43:54.900 --> 00:43:55.800
afterwards.

973
00:43:55.860 --> 00:44:00.960
And, like, I'm so ending. making the right call, I think, but they

974
00:44:00.960 --> 00:44:01.739
are making a good call.

975
00:44:01.800 --> 00:44:02.159
I think.

976
00:44:02.219 --> 00:44:03.000
What would it be?

977
00:44:03.000 --> 00:44:03.599
50 episodes.

978
00:44:03.659 --> 00:44:05.400
That's a nice episode.

979
00:44:05.460 --> 00:44:07.739
Solid run, Nearly as many as discovery.

980
00:44:07.860 --> 00:44:10.800
Well, I think we said this in the past as well.

981
00:44:10.860 --> 00:44:17.219
Probably the most consistently good arm of Star Trek because it

982
00:44:17.219 --> 00:44:18.179
just knows what it's doing.

983
00:44:18.239 --> 00:44:20.579
It knows what it's doing and it does it extremely well.

984
00:44:21.000 --> 00:44:28.920
And you know that there's talk of a, um, a live action sitcom of

985
00:44:28.920 --> 00:44:35.519
Star Trek in the works, and it, like this has made it clear that

986
00:44:35.519 --> 00:44:38.460
it can work as a sick, that can be comedy.

987
00:44:38.519 --> 00:44:43.139
Please, Star Trek, in front of a, you know, live audience.

988
00:44:43.199 --> 00:44:48.300
Every time someone gets on the bridge. sitcoms aren't like that

989
00:44:48.300 --> 00:44:48.539
anymore.

990
00:44:48.599 --> 00:44:50.159
I think it could be funny.

991
00:44:50.219 --> 00:44:52.079
You know, we did trouble with Edward.

992
00:44:52.139 --> 00:44:52.619
That was pretty funny.

993
00:44:52.739 --> 00:44:55.739
I reckon it's doable, but we'll see.

994
00:44:55.800 --> 00:44:59.039
I am going to end this episode where I started.

995
00:44:59.099 --> 00:45:03.960
I genuinely do think this is one of the the few perfect episodes

996
00:45:03.960 --> 00:45:05.280
of Kursman Drake.

997
00:45:05.519 --> 00:45:07.500
Mathematically perfect.

998
00:45:07.559 --> 00:45:08.880
Phomatically perfect.

999
00:45:11.940 --> 00:45:13.619
Yeah, that was great.

1000
00:45:13.679 --> 00:45:15.239
That was great.

1001
00:45:15.300 --> 00:45:16.139
Yeah, that was pretty good.